Daniel Larson

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Daniel Larson is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

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Daniel Larson known online as Danderson is an American schizophrenic, autistic, bipolar pedophile (born November 15, 1998) in Lancaster, California. Xhe emerged in early 2020 on TikTok before becoming arguably the most notable lolcow of the early 2020s (winning Lolcow of the Year in 2022)

He loves BBC and screaming nigger to wagecucks and manajews after stealing food from Panera Bread and Buffalo Wild Wings.

He is often considered the Nu-Chris, due to having a dedicated KF thread, a dedicated wiki (the Daniel Larson wiki, formerly WikiDANDERSON and the Larson Family Wiki)

Happenings

1998

• Daniel Larson is born to Travis Larson (an Autistic freak in his own right) (he still gets more than you do KEK) and another tard named Elisabeth Shimer.

1999

• Elisabeth begins attending college

2001

• Travis impregnated Elisabeth, again, causing her to drop out. The babies, Joyetta and Olivia, died of Incompatibility. This causes Elisabeth to get depressed and she files for divorce.

2002

• Divorce. Elisabeth wins the kids which ends up being very bad (I'm sure Travis would've been a great father).

2004

• Elisabeth goes back to college and graduates.

2005

• Elisabeth’s adoptive parents (bruh) adopt Daniel as his mother is somewhat neglective.

2006

• Travis’s child support ends

2008

• Daniel, while hanging out with his grandmother’s neighbor, accidentally kills the Neighbor’s dog by chasing it into a electric fence he thought was safe for the dog to run into or something along those lines. He is diagnosed with PTSD as a result.

2010

• Daniel is sent to the Tennyson center as his needs are too much for his grandma to handle.
• A custody battle between Elisabeth and Tennyson erupts.
• Elisabeth is diagnosed with lupus and begins taking the meds.

2012

• Daniel appears on TV for the first time talking about the Tennyson center, where he says he enjoys it while munching on a tasty hot dog. Quite wholesome actually to see an happy kid eating a hot dog with his grandma and sad to see what happened to him.
• He begins a obsession with Grace VanderWaal that continues to this day, making him a super ‘tist similar to JaSonic.

2013

• Elisabeth gets visitation rights and visits Daniel on a monthly basis.

2014

• Daniel begins attending high school
• Travis Larson is granted visitation rights.
• Daniel is given a 1 month suspension after beating up a kid after the kid called him “Danny Phantom””.

2015

• Daniel is now 17.
• Daniel begins attending Sobesky Academy, an alternative school trying to get kids into general education again (BITCH PLEASE HES 17).
• Daniel begins taking some Meds after being diagnosed with Schizophrenia. The meds don’t work.
• Daniel tries making friends. He makes one friend, Cole Nettles, who has ADHD.
• Daniel begins taking Algebra II in Sobesky, but fails.

2016

• Daniel turns 18. Elisabeth, Cole, Travis, Travis’s new wife Aurora (who has never met Daniel up to this point), and Nancy come to Daniel’s birthday. Travis gifts Daniel a PS2.
• Daniel is watching Autism’s Got Talent when he sees Grace VanderWaal on TV and becomes infatuated. Nancy says he might perform with her, which makes Danny boy think that she is his girlfriend. He already liked her but now we are in the point of no return.
• He graduates from Sobesky and decides to live with his Grandmother instead of seeking employment.
• Daniel strikes his disabled mom and is arrested, spending 40 days in a prison cell where he is reportedly raped by a black man named Sweet T.
• Cole gets a real job and moves to Phoenix.

2017

• Daniel assaults his mother again and this time gets 80 days, no nigger rape though.
• Daniel makes his first verifiable internet account, a YouTube account known as DanielLarsonFamilyZE. He posts the infamous “I stuck my dick in the microwave” on his community tab which among Dandersonians, has became a meme.

2018

• Daniel deletes his channel

2019

• Daniel creates a Instagram called dandersonlars72.
• Daniel creates a Xitter called danielarson22.
• Daniel forgets the password for the Xitter and makes DanielLarsonFOMO82
• Nancy Shimer dies. Daniel goes homeless and begins using the internet much more.
• Daniel Larson makes a new YouTube, literally called Daniel Larson. He posts 3 videos of him walking around homeless and being a Selfish Little Fuck.

2020

• Daniel face reveals on Instagram.
• Daniel posts a tweet where he fails to understand the concept of a rock, confusing it with Rock’n’roll.
• Daniel attends Cole’s 21st birthday. It is the last time they see eachother as Cole dies in 2023 after a botched kidney transplant.
• Daniel creates a TikTok called Daniel#2022 where he goes viral for yelling “Good morning everyone” after being denied food from a stranger while begging.
• Daniel posts his first YouTube livestream where he walks around homeless and is a Selfish Little Fuck.
• Daniel is diagnosed with CIAvid-19 and stays in a sanitation center for a few days before returning to the streets.
• Daniel claims Oatmeal cured his coronavirus^[Marge...]. This is one out of many bruh moments you will hear Danny boy Larson say.
• Daniel calls for ending Child labor on Xitter
• Daniel changed his Xitter to Dannyboy26.
• Daniel tweets that you should follow his friend. The friend is none other then Grace VanderWaal.
• Daniel downloads Google Groups and gets banned for having phone sex there with a troll. It is the first time that Daniel is trolled about sex, dating, or a record company. The phone sex is leaked on Xitter, causing a small but dedicated KF thread to be made.
• Daniel goes viral again for announcing to run for President. He chooses Grace VanderWaal as his vice presidental candidate, because of course.

If elected, he would:

• Lower the age of consent
• Allow drugs like Fentanyl and Heroin
• Make trolling illegal
• Bomb Russia^[Marge...]

He receives 44 write-in votes from KF users and trolls.

• Daniel believes the George Floyd Riots are happening because of his fans^[Marge...] and begs them to stop on TikTok.
• Daniel tweets at Drake (the rapper) and asks for the George Floyd Riots to stop. Drake doesn’t respond.
• Daniel tweets #ICANTBREATHE on Xitter, most likely to appeal to Black voters.
• Daniel makes a new Xitter called @LarsonDaniel373.
• Daniel is trolled by a KF user known as RoachRonald to host a Zoom where he sings very loudly and exposes his genitals. This is the first “Daniel Larson Incident” and the video goes viral on KF.
• The second “Daniel Larson Incident” or moment happens also on Zoom where he is tricked by RoachRonald to freestyle, he loses, has a meltdown, and shows his genitals. What makes this worse is that in the first one it was only RoachRonald, it is now 4 people, including 2 kids who should not be using the internet. This means Daniel Larson showed his dick to kids!.
• Daniel Larson signs as a “Musician” with RoachRecords, a fake record company made by RoachRonald, also known as PapaRoach to Danderson. They make Daniel sign a fake paperwork on Zoom that in very small print says “You are very, very, very autistic. We are fooling you for the lulz””. Daniel is retarded and doesn’t see the print, signing the contract. The trolling RoachRecords does with the Danderson is referred to as the “Roach arc”.
• r/DanielLarson (originally r/roachsbiggestarget) is created on Plebbit.
• Daniel posts I love CP on Xitter.
• Daniel duets with Grace VanderWaal, 5 times in one day, probably to get her attention.
• Daniel’s Pinterest is found, showing pictures of underage little girls, and Grace VanderWaal. The account is named GirlPhotos. Daniel tries to justify this on the Xitter but a lot of attention is made to him and he is dropped by Roach Records. He is officially a gegbull
• Daniel is tricked by a fake Kendrick Lamar on Google Forms, who claims to know Grace VanderWaal. The link to her info just redirects to Daniel’s KF thread.
• Elisabeth files a restraining order after she finds out about the Pinterest.
• Daniel Larson’s TikTok is banned and so is his Xitter.
• Daniel is tricked by a troll named Clyde_Fun_Fashion to make porn of him inserting a dildo up his ass for 800 bucks and send it via Gmail. Clyde instead leaks it on KF. This is referred to as the 3rd Daniel Larson Incident.

2021

• A right wing YouTuber and Libertarian named Nathan Daniel Larson is arrested for running rape porn websites. This makes some KF idiots think that Daniel has been arrested. Daniel then makes a TikTok proving he is alive, and also proving he browses KF.
• A notable troll named Flexburger makes a TikTok and follows Daniel, claiming to be William Flex, owner of a record store/company known as Flex Records that has just signed Grace VanderWaal. He makes Daniel sign a contract on Zoom in March of 2021.
• Flexburger releases 2 songs from Daniel, which are heavily auto tuned and just variations of Taylor Swift songs. They are called “Roaring Thunder” and “Merry Go Round”, not to be confused with the Wild Man Fischer’s song of the same name. They go viral on KF and Daniel is dropped by Flexburger who hosts a AMA on the DanielLarson subplebbit, claiming that Daniel is gay for Post Malone^[Marge...], and released a lot of family information. Daniel then makes a massive response in form of TikTok live, where he ‘sperges out and streams himself crying and sobbing in a Buffalo Wild Wings, blaming it all on the “Niggers”, “CP”, and “Kiwi Farmers”.