Russian 'P poster

WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xher house

Pedo-meter 3000:

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THE RUSSIAN 'P POSTER I̸S̴~AN̵—— ̷EX̵TREM̸EL̷Y̵ —V̵O̵LAT̵I̵LE̴— ̸A̵N̸TIM̵A̸TT̸ER̸— ̵SING̸U̸L̸A̸RI̸T̵Y̶ ̷F̸O̷RM̸E̸D̶ ̵I̸N̴ ̴A̶ ̶B̸LA̵C̵K̴H̸O̸LE̷— ̴THAT̴— ̴D̵O̵O̵M̵S̵ ̶T̷H̵E̴— E̵N̷TI̷RE̵— ̵S̸OY̷VER̷S̵E̸!!!!!!!

This is one of the reasons why it is ALWAYS advised to disable images (SEE HOW HERE, MOBILE VERSION) when browsing any dead or barely active imageboard/splinter, as the posts made by this bot may stay up for a long period of time. Report the links to link shortener's support/abuse email and/or NCMEC; do not visit it under any circumstances.

And please, when you find him posting on some site NEVER SAY OR HINT TO THE NAME OF THE SITE(S) THAT CHILD PORN/LINKS TO IT ARE PRESENT ON, including in a "OYYY THERE'S 'P ON <insert imageboard> DELETE IT OYY" way (it will only get you banned for sharing the site the child porn is on). You must report the post and/or otherwise PRIVATELY contact moderation of the site it was posted on. AND NEITHER YOU SHOULD SHARE EVEN CENSORED SCREENSHOTS OF CHILD PORN POSTS OR SHARE KEYWORDS AND/OR FILE NAMES USED IN THEM, BECAUSE SOME MAY TRY TO USE THEM TO FIND THE POSTS THEMSELVES!

>	It's a specific Siberian shitshink who posts ads for xis 'p on every image board imaginable. Even if you host your own instance of Vichan and never advertise it, he will eventually post on it. MPA was added so people don't see that shit.	<
-DC, Swinny admin

Captain 'P
An unofficial depiction of him. It is widely believed[By whom and why?] he is from Kazakhstan instead of Russia, russian is widely spoken in Kazakhstan.
Status	Active
Nationality	Presumably russian based on his timezone
Other names	Captain 'P
Years active	early 2020s(?)–now
Best known for	Spamming child porn and links to it
Opponent	Moderators

On imageboards, an obsessed Central Asian(?)^[Marge...] pedophile subhuman, also referred to as Captain 'P would ocassionally advertise a shortened link to 'P files, accompanied with a 'P image and keywords/descriptions of extremely degenerate antimatter. On active imageboards, it is immediately banned upon sight. Investigation by a Swede showed that this bot (most likely Captain 'P isn't a bot) targets imageboards listed on various imageboard directory websites and that the subhuman has been doing it for at least 4 years.. A datamine into his logged fingerprint on one of the imageboards he tried to post 'p on has shown that his timezone is Moscow Time and his browser languages are Russian, English, American English and Polish. The same datamine also has shown that he used same fingerprint a few times it was logged, meaning that fingerprint bans are PARTIALLY effective against him. See the Prevention section of this page to find more ways to fight against him.

This pedophile had reportedly tried to spam Kiwi Farms and also sold 'P. You WILL dox and kill this subhuman scum.

An altchan user's information about the Russian 'P poster.

Prevention

Reporting him - obviously must always be done.

• Fingerprint ban him - very likely will prevent him, do this.
• Enabling manual approval of media on site – will prevent visitors from being jumpscared with child porn but will still leave links. There is also an upside to him putting descriptions that make it obvious that he's linking 'p: you can check for him and report/ban him with images disabled.
• Enabling manual approval of whole post – will prevent his spam completely (do this, your 10 post per day doesn't need to have users posts reach the log immediatly no offense).
• Spamming boards 'p was posted on with non-offensive shit – may be done to put the 'p post down until the moderation comes back, will get you banned.
• Enabling captchas on site - may not work, he is proven to solve captchas.
• Wordfiltering text he uses in his 'p posts – will not work as he will just change the text.
• For jschan, using a system made against him - see below:

Here's a shitty system i just made for the chaddy to prevent this bot, feel free to use it.'
the fingerprint of the "bot" is 100% real and it solves captchas, might not even be a bot and just an obsessed faggot. Also it seems to target every altchan regardless if it is listed on that site or not

		checkPostShorteners: async (options) => {
		const { proxy } = config.get;

		const blacklistedKeywords = config.get.blacklistedKeywords || [
			"small previews:",
			"updated url.",
			"6-14 years old",
			"zoo and scat",
			"real rape",
		];

		const allowedDomains = config.get.allowedDomains || [
			"voca.ro",
			"vocaroo.com",
			"xcancel.com",
			"x.com",
			"twitter.com",
			"youtube.com",
			"m.youtube.com",
			"music.youtube.com",
			"youtu.be",
			"garticphone.com",
			"skribbl.io",
			"catbox.moe",
			"archive.ph",
			"archive.org",
			"web.archive.org",
			"4chan.org",
			"boards.4chan.org",
			"wikipedia.org",
			"strawpoll.com",
			"soyjak.st",
			"soyjakwiki.org",
			"gigacha.de",
			"gigawiki.org",
			"github.com",
			"gitlab.com",
			"bitbucket.org",
			"sncapedia.org",
			"swedishwin.com",
		];

		const post = await Posts.getPost(
			options.board._id || options.board,
			options.postId,
			true
		);

		const siteLinks = post.nomarkup.match(
			/\b(?:https?:\/\/|www\.)[^\s<>"']+/gi
		);

		if (!siteLinks?.length) return;

		const filteredLinks = siteLinks.filter((url) => {
			try {
				const parsed = new URL(
					url.startsWith("http") ? url : `http://${url}`
				);
				const host = parsed.hostname
					.replace(/^www\./, "")
					.toLowerCase();
				return !allowedDomains.some(
					(d) => host === d || host.endsWith(`.${d}`)
				);
			} catch {
				return false;
			}
		});

		const uniqueLinks = [...new Set(filteredLinks)].slice(0, 10);

		console.log("Found links:", uniqueLinks);

		const agent = proxy.enabled
			? new SocksProxyAgent(require("url").parse(proxy.address))
			: null;


		const resolveSite = async (url, signal) => {
			let currentUrl = url;

			for (let i = 0; i <= maxRedirects; i++) {
				const res = await fetch(currentUrl, {
					timeout: 10000,
					agent,
					redirect: "manual",
					signal,
					headers: {
						"User-Agent":
							"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:146.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/146.0",
					},
				});

				if (res.status >= 300 && res.status < 400) {
					const location = res.headers.get("location");
					currentUrl = new URL(location, currentUrl).toString();
					continue;
				}

				if (i === 0) { // site wasn't a redirect
					return null;
				} 

				return res;
			}

			return null;
		};

		const scanShortener = async (url) => {
			try {
				const controller = new AbortController();
				setTimeout(() => controller.abort(), 10000);

				const res = await resolveSite(url, controller.signal);
				if (!res) return false;

				const text = await res.text();
				return blacklistedKeywords.some((k) => text.includes(k))
					? url
					: false;
			} catch (e) {
				console.warn(`Error fetching ${url}:`, e.message);
				return false;
			}
		};

		const badSiteFound = await Promise.any(uniqueLinks.map(scanShortener));
		if (!badSiteFound) return;