Tonga

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Tonga is a country located right in the middle of an ocean near Australia. It is best known for having a lot of Tongamutts. Tongamutts are famous for gooning to Soytan and ‘P. It is suspected that around 30% of all SoyBooru edits of Soytan come from Tongamutts. Tonga is also known for having a shit ton of mormons.

History

Tonga had an empire, but it didn’t last very long. The last king sold it to the British for 80 shekels. Tonga declared independence in 1970 and was granted independence by the (((United Nations))).

Tonga is the only country in the world that never had its land conquered, occupied, nor invaded by a foreign power which makes them based and Aryan or something.

Politics

The land of Tonga is a constitutional monarchy, they have a king but he is only a figurehead. They have an assembly with 26 seats. Tongamutts often change their constitution due to growing birth rates and due to the fact that Eastern Tongamutts still think the king has power

Geography

Tonga is in a big ocean. There are 171 islands in Tonga, with only 41 being inhabited by Tongamutts.