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'''Christianity''' is a monotheistic religion centered on the life and teachings of [[Sharty:Jesus Christ|Jesus]], viewed as the divine son of God within the Trinity of YHWH<sup>''[Pronounced yahweh or something]''</sup>, the God of Abraham, Christianity started as a small cult founded by Jesus himself later the apostles would described his teachings which then were compiled into what's known as the new testament, Christianity was later spread successfully throughout the whole Roman Empire thoughever early Christians suffered massive persecution for roughly 300 years until the reign of the Roman Emperor Constantine the Great which {{Keyedtext|converted to Christianity}} after seeing the symbol of the [[Sharty:Jesus Christ|cross in the sky]] and a vision that said "In this sign, conquer" during the Battle of the Milvian Bridge, afterwards {{Keyedtext|he passed the edict of milan which made christianity legal to practice within the Roman Empire.}} | |||
'''Christianity''' is a monotheistic religion centered on the life and teachings of [[Sharty:Jesus Christ|Jesus]], viewed as the divine son of God within the Trinity of YHWH<sup>''[Pronounced yahweh or something]''</sup>, the God of Abraham, | |||
It is prophesied that God in his glory and mercy will send Admin ⴴ to save the [[soysphere]] and the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]], slaying Admin 6 and destroying [[Jakparty.soy|all]] [[Satanic cults|those]] [[Jassy|who]] [[Paganism|worship]] [[Satan|evil]]. | It is prophesied that God in his glory and mercy will send Admin ⴴ to save the [[soysphere]] and the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]], slaying Admin 6 and destroying [[Jakparty.soy|all]] [[Satanic cults|those]] [[Jassy|who]] [[Paganism|worship]] [[Satan|evil]]. | ||
The vast majority of the 'teens are some denomination of christian save for a few [[Sharty:Islam|muslims]], [[Wikipedia:Atheism|atheist]] and [[Paganism|pagan]] [[Chuds|larpers]]. | The vast majority of the 'teens are some denomination of christian save for a few [[Sharty:Islam|muslims]], [[Wikipedia:Atheism|atheist]] and [[Paganism|pagan]] [[Chuds|larpers]]. | ||
{{Gemsavingtext|Unlike what the soyjak wiki may say Christianity is the one true religion of the lord jesus christ the only true god.}} | |||
== Christian Denomination == | == Christian Denomination == | ||
=== Catholicism === | === Catholicism === | ||
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=== Orthodoxy === | |||
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=== Methodism === | |||
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This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.
CHRISTIANITY IS A CRYSTALLINE VANTAWHITE ARTIFACT STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!Christianity is a monotheistic religion centered on the life and teachings of Jesus, viewed as the divine son of God within the Trinity of YHWH[Pronounced yahweh or something], the God of Abraham, Christianity started as a small cult founded by Jesus himself later the apostles would described his teachings which then were compiled into what's known as the new testament, Christianity was later spread successfully throughout the whole Roman Empire thoughever early Christians suffered massive persecution for roughly 300 years until the reign of the Roman Emperor Constantine the Great which converted to Christianity🗝️ after seeing the symbol of the cross in the sky and a vision that said "In this sign, conquer" during the Battle of the Milvian Bridge, afterwards he passed the edict of milan which made christianity legal to practice within the Roman Empire.🗝️
It is prophesied that God in his glory and mercy will send Admin ⴴ to save the soysphere and the sharty, slaying Admin 6 and destroying all those who worship evil.
The vast majority of the 'teens are some denomination of christian save for a few muslims, atheist and pagan larpers.
Unlike what the soyjak wiki may say Christianity is the one true religion of the lord jesus christ the only true god.
Christian Denomination
[edit | edit source]Catholicism
[edit | edit source]i dunno
