Slopjak.party

slopjak.party

Foundation	January 28th, 2026
Creator	Sloot
Owner	Sloot
Major Boards	/slop/, /soy/
Total posts	2000+
Website	https://slopjak.site https://slopjak.ct.ws (redirect)

The original ad on soyjak.party's /soy/ board.

The Sloppy's wiki.

quote when asked about the sloppy raid

slopjak.party, also known as The Sloppy or by its domain slopjak.site, and formerly slopjak.ct.ws, is a splinter website running on vichan primarily dedicated to the creation and posting of Slopjaks.

The splinter was first shilled on soyjak.party itself, and then on the Sneedy. The splinter was supposed to be an alternative to soyjak.party, because of the new rule changes made by its admin, Quote.

The site is obviously about slopjaks, which are distorted, brown soyjaks with an over the top amount of random shit on them.

The site is owned by an individual named Sloot. He said he created it on the 28th because he thought Quote was actually going to shut down soyjak.party.

History

.ct.ws era

The site was created on January 28th, 2026, but was only first advertised on January 29th. At first the website's domain was slopjak.ct.ws and it was hosted on InfinityFree. OldGOD slopteens made some OC and someone tried to force the ancient cockmongler meme, making it the first exhibit of sloppy culture. It's userbase kept getting buckbroken by the throttle filter. Most of its userbase came either from a 4/pol/ thread where the sloppy was advertised or from a couple of mentions in other splinters.

A wiki opened at slopwiki.ct.ws on the same day. About 9 users signed up.

The Slopocalypse

On February 1st (or January 31st if you are an amerimutt), after some frognigger (who may or may not be Quote) spammed actual 'p, the splinter got DDOSed, possibly by Quote, and subsequently was shut down.

The Sneedy became a bunker for the Sloppy, and Sloot has said he had plans to bring the site back up under a different domain with his own VPS. The Wiki also was closed in this time due to the MediaWiki extension also exceeding limits.

On February 2nd, it came back up as a temporary textboard. The Sloppy Wiki also came back up on the same day.

On February 7, 2026, Sloot managed to buy a VPS, implement a MPA system, and transfer his vichan folder to the newer domain. VVE WQN, AND THE SLOPPY IS BACK.

After this, Sloot hires more janitors, some slopduels happen and some more people join.

February 22, 2026: An unironic foodist nicknamed the ESL Shemmy Pedo starts defending DNB in a /slop/ thread and gets the 666 GET before getting banned immediately for using a pedophilic dogwhistle. He starts ban evading and he gets 'jakked a few minutes later.

Boards

/slop/ - Slopjaks

This board is for slopjaks. Any thread OP on this board that doesn't include a slopjak or something similar to one is deleted.

/soy/- Random

This board has no specific topic and NAS (not a slop) is allowed.

/htsm/ - The Coal Mines

/soy/ but they allow porn and gore

This board is only listed on the topbar and not on the front page so it can be considered a hidden board. The board is experimental and may be removed.

Hidden boards

/tb/- Testing Board

This board was created by Sloot for testing new features and it has the sloppy wiki's image request thread.

Former boards

/b/- Random

This board was for testing if MPA works on the nusloppy, and it does! Eventually it was deleted because /soy/ is already a random board.

Slopjaks that originate from slopjak.party

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  Soyblog slopjak, allegedly extremely likely made by dobkun due to the "obsessed with dobkun" award
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  made to make fun of the shemmyposter
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  also made to make fun of the shemmyposter
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  also also made to make fun of the shemmyposter

Soyjaks that originate from slopjak.party

• 
  It's Based and Shemmypilled
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  variant:chump
• 
  variant:chump htsm
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  sloop, the sloppy's version of nate
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  Ditto.
• 
  Second HTSM version.
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  DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

GET's

/slop/

• 200th GET - Allegedly, there was the 200th GET claimed by the Cockmongler variant forcer, but the jannies deleted it due to it not being a slopjak. If you have any archives or any pictures taken of the thread, please put it here.

/soy/

• 1 - sloot explains the board

• 110 - htsm encouragement
• 200 - the throttle won

• 900 - pepe wastes the GET

• 999 - sneaker's o tool recites the sloppy's homepage
• 1000 - oh my fauci!

• 1011 - post promoting shation

• 1050 - first post of chump
• 1075 - post rejoicing how alive the site is
• 1099 - soyblog.forum suggestiosn thread 2 made by coalfarmer
• 1110 - pepe asking if jelquing works

/htsm/

• 1 - moderator announcing the board
• 10 - coalfarmer namefagging
• 100 - shemmyposter stole it then immediately was banned

Namtroons/Notable Posters

• Sloot - founder

• User1 - creator of the wiki
• Teapot - second user on the wiki added the mediawiki plugin
• PostThrottler - some nigger who stole the 200th GET on /soy/
• Coalfarmer - owner of the soyblog, also known as mr.obsessed
• AverageSoyjak - some nigger who larped as dobkun (or it really is dobkun, due to the similar ESL typing style) got banned
• Shemmyposter - some ban evading nigger who defends pedos (possibly coswork16 or some other shemmy and chinny namefag attentionwhore you VVILL not give attention to)