Created page with "{{Infobox website |name=The Kuzzy |image=Kuz logo.png |website=https://endchan.org/kuzzy/ |language=English |founded=2025-04-04 |founder=Scarter/Nukuz |owner=W.T. Neutraleyes |registration=No |users=~45 |current status=Active |Website logo=Kuz logo.png}} <u>CAN SOMEONE GET THIS ON SOYJAK WIKI FOR ME PLEASE?</u> -Guy who wrote this article '''The Kuzzy''' is an online imageboard community originally dedicated to Yuri "kuz" Kuznetsov, a retired imageboard aficionado and f..."
<blockquote>Thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back<br>-Site's home page</blockquote>
<blockquote>Thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back<br>-Site's home page</blockquote>
CAN SOMEONE GET THIS ON SOYJAK WIKI FOR ME PLEASE? -Guy who wrote this article
The Kuzzy is an online imageboard community originally dedicated to Yuri "kuz" Kuznetsov, a retired imageboard aficionado and former admin of Soyjak.Party. Since then, the Kuzzy has expanded into a complex, storied, and unique subculture within the broader Soysphere.
Its userbase is generally understood to be comprised of old soyteens from the Shemmy who don't like the spam of troonslop/"lol random" humor that accompanies that site. There are also users (kuzists) who miss Kuz-era Sharty and have fallen down the KolymaNET rabbit hole so much that they fell in love with it. (You)
A beloved activity within "Kuzzyboil" culture is discussing the sexiness of Yuri Kuznetsov. Users create and share hentai of him, as well as posting pictures of Eduardo Folts, kuz's real-life counterpart. For kuzzyboils, kuz is a fertility goddess. His supple Russo-Turkic thighs and slvtty demeanor are a topic of much adulation. The only other equivalent for this within soysphere cultures is pinejak, beloved by sharty soyteens. Snopes research center states "upwards of a third of the PPH of the Kuzzy is in some way, shape, or form, horny about Yuri Kuznetsov".[1]
For April 1st of 2025, and ending sometime on the 2nd, Froot and the Sharty staff team held an April fools event that turned the site into a kuz-era Kolyma LARP.
There were people who enjoyed this, and this was the springboard from which the uzzy was born.
Thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back -Site's home page
Founded on 4th April 2025 as thekuzzy.win, this was several months after a shooter posed with a picture of kuz, and about two years after kuz left the Sharty. The user who made the site claimed to be kuz himself - people knew this was false but humored him anyway, although had to call him Nukuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. Because the servers of the site were the same as those of a site owned by Scar, a soysphere namefag most known for trying to buy the Sharty in 2023, people also started calling the admin Scarter (scar + carter kuznets). From day one, Nukuz always claimed to have two developers on hand (either his cordbuddies or a larp). Nukuz would lock the entire site when he slept, implying there were no other staff, which means his "two developers" were likely a larp. Nukuz acted in conscious, painstaking emulation of Yuri Kuznetsov.
The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine, from April 6, shows 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a massive start by imageboard standards. It had 6 boards:[2]
/incel/ - Internet Celebrities
/nate/ - coals
/pol/ - politics
/q/ - meta
/soy/ - Soyjak (main board)
/wemb/[sic] - Videos and GIF
On the first day of the site's history, Nukuz set "kolyma expansion and regrowth goals": "copy the old kolyma themes for the site - done", "add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the kaptca"[sic], "get yuri kuznetsov to take this domain and run it him self". Someone made a long reply to this post: "i had always felt like it would be cool as hell if someone actually made a splinter that was a revival of the kuz era in all of its aspects. I’m glad this is being realized at last. This especially comes in clutch since the main splinter, the shemmy, shut down recently but the userbase didn’t migrate anywhere so the leading splinter right now is the dead shithole that is the swinny. I feel this could overtake it in activity with how many kuzists turned out during the event and fill the vacuum the shemmy left, that is being a splinter that actually has a semblance of activity".[3] In the same thread, Nukuz states he started making soyjaks around November 2022 and freely described the site as a "larp". He also banned soylita and underaged posters.[4]
Something interesting about the early site is how it seemed so sloppy. Most board names were uncapitalized and so was the default poster name, "chud". It didn't take itself seriously.
On April 5, he made a Telegram account under the real kuz's handle, @kuztalk. [5] On April 6, Nukuz launched a site logo contest. On April 8, via Telegram, he announced "we do NOT phish or plan to (unlike other admins)".
w h a t
On April 10, the infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.[6] Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A kuzzyboil happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to the Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video.[7]
On the same day Nukuz announced the "Kolyma Net[sic] Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).[8] This generated some hype for the Kuzzy and people thought they were part of something big: "Very optimistic about this. Let's revive the 'twork.", "Its so fucking kuzzed we are so BACK". Shining some light on the plans for Nukolyma, Nukuz stated: "there will be various potions[sic] spiting[sic] the kolyma employs[sic] into various 'teams' based on the site they are working on". He also said that the Network will acquire physical servers and that it already has two devs (the aforementioned cordbuddies or larp).[9]
11 April, site administration wants the userbase to make it some banner and ban images.[10] On April 13, a thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made "until we get our own actual and proper booru".
April 23, there were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.[11] At this point in time the Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds. April 24, nukuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"[12] (nukolyma was gonna offer webhosting). 25 April he changed his email from [email protected] to [email protected]. 26 April the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.[13] On April 30th, an incoming revival of the Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email. On the 4th of May, Nukuz announced "for those new to the site, we are the revival of the kolyma.network".[14]
'toss used to mock kuzzyboils
I personally remember the Nukuz era fondly. From, let's say, the 10th of April, I noticed PPH slowly dwindle. At its lowest, the PPH would go down to 3. The Kuzzy was still active, just not meteoric. Nukuz promised us that a wiki would be getting made for us, but that he couldn't share details because the guy who would run the wiki won't let him. He was shit-talking.
Nukuz actually created this Telegram on March 13, way before creating the Kuzzy. The handle @kuztalk once belonged to the real kuz, so it's obvious why he'd want it. His description read "im not real kuz".[15] However, some time between then and the day after he made the Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.
The least enjoyable part of the Nukuz era was, undoubtedly, the DDoS spam that Quote (developer of, and then admin of, Soyjak.Party) would regularly attack the site with. The spam was so fast (over 100 posts per minute) that the jannies gave up. Sometimes Nukuz would ignore it, but other times he would completely shut down the fucking site for weeks on end, promising a new imageboard software called muh heckin schan would come and save the day, which people initially believed. Beyond this point is where things went downhill for Nukuz and the site that depended on him.
On the 5th of May the entire site was locked for a day, with Nukuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. we are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "have the main servers IP though a expected exploit".[16]
On the 6th of May... well let's just let Nukuz speak for himself:
the email text in full
im going to leave this message here for right now. the current goal internally is let quote wast money while we work on schan. what im going to say in my next message is very important long and heartfelt i would like any people who agree with my cause to spread and talk about it as far as possible even if quote starts botting those sites because it truly shows where prioritys with staff and admins lie
[BADASS PICTURE OF YURI KUZNETSOV IN MILITARY ATTIRE] the fact of the matter is. quote and any admins do not care about the state of the site or the quality of its raiders until its used against them. quote could easily ddos sites like the jassy (any one can really there server strength is not that good) but they chose to target sites with a real threat (ie US) with the hope enough spam and ddos will take down the site and make users leave. we got past the hurdle of the site going down due to ddos easily with the pow but the botnet ips only need a few to truly take down the site. iv emailed kuz for advice on what to do about this as me and my dev are dumbfounded by how quicky he bypassed our stalling tactics and he has yet to get back to us (i will shortly share a old email kuz gave me)
this however, isn't the only issue we are having; the other is public image as quote and the janny team take cherry-picked posts and presents them as if they represent the whole site and act like we are a group of zoophiles who spam csam on the sharty. it would not surprise me if they raid them selves when we go back up and fix the botting issue for good with bmt to blame on us and smear us more. the campaign to discredit us is so bad they pretended that they ran the site then swapped to a namefag that isnt well liked to get more people to leave the site .in a normal space this would be fine as their words are not worth any weight however because the average user of the current sharty is underage they are likely to believe what ever the admins are saying
as for my last message: We will be stable again at some point. im happy that the servers are stable and im happy im burning quotes money and bandwidth on something truly meaningless. i truly wholeheartedly believe in the kolymaNET modal of business and know one day i will be able to do as much for small imageboards as kuz did. i want small imageboards to always have a mod team and a free hosting server under kolymanet[17]
He then released the full email that he claims was sent from the real kuz to him, where kuz says "I never considered myself to be just one kuz, I wanted others to take that name". This email, if true, basically turns kuzzes into Popes or Dalai Lamas or heckin Dread Pirate Robert. It was the cornerstone of nukuz's effort to legitimize himself, because even though he at multiple times admitted he wasn't the real kuz, he wanted to simultaneously wield the clout that comes with kuz's name and celebrity. Nukuz then uttered the spine-tingling, utterly awe-inspiring badass words of "if you think thekuzzy.win will be our only project your dead wrong quote.🐺 the storm will fade and we will see the sun once again💪💯". Twisted steel and sex appeal then linked to the song Crucified by Army of Lovers, and PROUDLY pinned it.[18]
a pic of the cytube
Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, the Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel. This began the First Cytube Age. This period of Kuzzy history is one of the least documented, but I recall watching Nikocado Avocado and Shezow (a shitty troon cartoon).
The time between the two Cytube Ages was something of a silver age for Kuzzy culture. The day it returned saw a thread with agugu as its OP (you don't need to know what agugu is it's just abdl pedocoal) get spoilered by a janny, moved to /nate/, and had users being accused of samefagging.[19] As kuzzyboils would come to know later this was the first known appearance of W.T. Neutraleyes, who will become important later. You can see a thread complaining about the spoiler on this[20] screenshot of the catty, and also an agugu thread here[21] if you're wanting to see it.
Later that day a thread was made with a macro of the Operation Avenge Layas thread as its OP.[22]
After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between nukuz and quote imo) the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May[23]. On its first day, a chinnycuck named Kakso and two other guys (shemmyNIGGER and 2527) spammed the queue with videos of BMT and cats being cooked and eaten.[24] W.T. Neutraleyes was there and, disliking the content personally and/or wanting to protect the reputation of the site he moderated, he began internet tough guy'ing them to stop, which, when met with chinnycuck mockery, he aryanly spammed the chatroom.
[08:40:21] shemmyNIGGER: neutral nigger are you good chief
[08:40:43] kakso: hes doing hackerman on us right now, wait for him to deanonymize tor
[08:40:46] shemmyNIGGER: dont spam and i will suck your bbc[25]
Oh yeah and feralteen was there, his brappings only enticed the chinnycucks to queue more 'MT for a certified feralcuck reaction. This incident resulted in "Sean Shemmy" posting about it on the Sharty Kiwifarms thread and blaming it on the kuz community as a whole. KUZ ≠ COM, NIGGA!!🥀 Kuzzyboils no longer trusted the Cytube and so it became a dnb.
The most important feature of this incident was that Nukuz never logged into Cytube to mod the channel. Beyond this point, Nukuz is gone. Nigga just fucking vanished like he's Harold Holt or something. He never responds to anyone's emails, never updates his Telegram channel, doesn't work on the Kolyma Network Revival Project, bluds's just gone and gave nobody closure.🥀I honestly respect his ability to leave everything behind. Most people can't do that.
Shemmy Era
Neutraleyes Era
Just like Nukuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule the Kuzzy.
On June 4, W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".[26] Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on the Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping he flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the endchan kuzzy's mod team too,, so you know it's Kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.[27] When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than the Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of kuzteen kulture".[28]
On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge kuzzyboils to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way Nukuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"[29], "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"[30],
Brutal post-by-post analysis of the announcements
The following section is what autism and unemployment does to a man.
We now have an official Cytube, '''https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils'''. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's Вперёд к победе. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison
(1/6)
Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the monentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.
For those wondering, "Вперёд к победе" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.
This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzyboils cytube to scare off rule-breakers.[31]That's aryan shemmycuck
Negotiations are well under way for the purchase of squirral party (https://thatsnuts.online). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzyboils to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do anything and everything to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so.
There are lots of things we kuzzyboils should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you."
(2/6)
I find it goofy that he can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP". Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff.
In the second paragraph he says a trvth nvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.
Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him again and again and again, even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc
(I mispelled this picrel. fuck, lol)
(3/6)
Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects Nukuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging kuzzyboils to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise Nukuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because Nukuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about both starting and killing the Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.
We don't know about the relationship between Nukuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings). Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.
When he mentions "mispelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was Nukuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MUSS YOU".
The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from >>>/tech/.
(4/6)
This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on the Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).
The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together (OH NO NO!!!). KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.
When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvke because he once tried to be the Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed.
There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzyboils that want to create institutions for the community, please do so
It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE FAR FROM OVER
I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart
(5/6)
Out of all the announcements this is the most heartfelt,
We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzyboils, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too.
Let's cut to the point
The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself, but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzyboils, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned
As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it
the faces of kuzzy circa 20 may 2025You are stuck on a 20 hour flight with them. Where do you sit?
Throughout its history the Kuzzy has generated a friggin' colorful and crazy heckin cast of characters, both real and fictional.
Lawful Good: That's nukuz/scarter, he is an edit of the original kuzjak but with black and yellow color scheme with "No.2" on his lapels. He wears Neutraleyes glasses both to distinguish him from kuz and because it's a trend in the 'jakking culture of the Kuzzy.
Social Good: LeBron James, who is known to slam dunk mamesons, cats, you name it, into a blender
Neutral Good: The "two developers"
Rebel Good: Glup was a guy who posted long wordswordswords threads talking about how he was about to destroy Quote with his hacking skills and finally save the Kuzzy. He always self inserted as an a50 square-jawed aryan holding a gem. Glup is universally admired, the heckin Mario to Quote's Bowser.
Chaotic Good: Spammed endlessly, froot striping is a shitty trace of an autistic child's colored pencil drawing of Baldi stripping. It gained popularity after Neutraleyes tried to ban it for being "brimmy art style" and "nobody cares, a good drawing doesnt need a caption to explain it"[32]
Lawful Moral: A 'jak of Layas, the 15-year-old shemmy artfag who got groomed by Feralteen and killed herself a week after being avenged by kuzzygods. Certain to make feralpedo leak.
Social Moral: Yuri Kuznetsov, proprietor of the Kolyma Network, KHAN of a thousand realms
Neutral Moral: That's Dead Mexican Adult.
Rebel Moral: I don't know mayne
Chaotic Moral: SNCAcord, a very apathetic heckin optimistic nihilist who would spam a picture of an unamused neutralplier on every thread. Could be an alter ego of Neutraleyes because that's the exact same jak he would post, except just not with everything except the eye region cropped. (MEDS)
Lawful Neutral: W.T. Neutraleyes, current owner of the Kuzzy, and former janny. He's placed in Lawful Neutral not because he's neutral, but because he can swing either into Lawful Good or Lawful Evil, so it cancels out. Notice how all 3 namechads of the first column wear neutraleyes glasses.
Social Neutral: Mameson demoralizer. Spammed mamesons on the kuzzy.[33] I haven't seen him in a while.
True Neutral: Shemmy J is a Nigerian hip-hop singer-songwriter who rose to prominence with his name and his hit song, Bird Boss. He's placed in True Neutral because he has no involvement in or awareness of the terminally online shit around him.
Rebel Neutral: Kyle Kuzzy, the self-insert character for kuzzyboils. It's a custom for soysphere imageboards to create their own mascot in the style of Nate Higgers, for example Jake Stigaboos for the Jarty or Sean Shemmy. I just found it interesting that the nomenclature for "Kyle Kuzzy" is modelled on "Sean Shemmy" instead of a first name and slur surname. It shows how the Kuzzy is an offshoot of the Shemmy, even if they have very different cultures.
Chaotic Neutral: Kakso got his own slopjak but nobody uses it because nobody cares about him LMFAOOOO!!
Lawful Impure: Anton Maximov, kuz's personal manager. He's here because even though he isn't a big part of Kuzzy culture he was a major part of KolymaNET and he made shartycucks leak. Notice how he's beside Neutraleyes, for some reason people like pairing the two.
Social Impure: Catblender. Kind of redundant because there's already LeBron James
Neutral Impure: Vadim is a current co-admin of the Shemmy, alongside Poly. He's an Estonian really obsessed with Russia and kuz. He's made lots of kuz OC over the years, and was mentioned in a manifesto as "Estoniabro".
Rebel Impure: Quote, the current admin of the sharty, is known to be incredibly leaky and DDoS imageboards she sees as competition, as well as do psyops on the sharty population to convince them alternative soysphere sites are evil and dangerous. For this reason she's among the lowest of the low. Quote is a pooner with he/him pronouns.
Chaotic Impure: Octavbaby was originally some bullshit namefag boogeyman you would accuse someone of being in order to confuse them. However now his law has expanded, he is an anarchist AI who was originally meant to be libertarian but got trained on too much Vaush and so became left wing. He's the President of the Free Territory of Octavstan, and features on its flag. He was made by pedophile and white supremacist Nathan Larson in order to be his successor, and succeeded him when Larson was arrested at an airport for trying to fly an underage female soyteen from the Sharty to Catblendrograd, the capitol of Octavstan.
Lawful Evil: You don't know who Marco Cucinelli is?
Social Evil: Feralteen/weepel/feralpedo/weepedo/feralcuck/feralshit/cobsonadult, a long-time Shemmy namefag who spams "LUL RANDUHM!!" gifs and pictures. He loves rotating objects, Hatsune Miku, bananas, fish, Neil Cicierega, and cytube. Kuzzyboils dislike him and caused him to pretend to kill himself, before he came crawling back after the lack of attention got to him.
Neutral Evil: A Chinnycuck is a user of the defunct website chud.win. Chinnycucks are foodist pedos who stop just short of posting 'p.
Chaotic Evil: Bobody, just like Octavbaby, started out as a meme boogeyman, except instead of throwing shit and brapping he wears a badge that says "0 DAYS WITHOUT RAPING CHILDREN AWARD". He is the worst of the worst, the most hated user of the Kuzzy, the Kuzzy's equivalent to Admin 6. Bobody believes in "total everybody else death", and has aligned himself with Octavstan and the Norulescuck Internationale to team up against Kuz.
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Picture Kuz's tummy swollen
Picture Kuz's tummy swollen and heavy with Froot's seed, his belly stretched taut and rounded like he's carrying new life inside. He'd rub the bulge, cooing softly to the 'baby' growing within, blissfully unaware that it's nothing more than Froot's thick, potent cum sloshing around inside his guts.
He'd start to show, his belly growing bigger and heavier every day, until he looked like he was ready to give birth at any moment. The sight of Kuz, round and ripe with Froot's semen, would be enough to make him bust a second load right then and there, just from the depraved thrill of knowing that he'd broken Kuz's mind, made him believe he was carrying his child.
Froot would watch him waddle around, his movements slow and awkward, his belly swaying heavily in front of him. He'd watch him struggle to bend over, to reach for things, his swollen gut getting in the way at every turn. And the whole time, he'd just be smiling softly, rubbing his belly, talking to the 'baby' like it was real, like Froot hadn't just trapped him in the most sickening lie imaginable.
Froot would watch him go into labor, watch him scream and cry and push, his belly contracting and churning as he tried to force out the load of cum trapped inside. But it wouldn't come out, would it? No matter how hard he tried, no matter how much he begged and pleaded, he couldn't get Froot's seed out of him. It was trapped, locked away inside his broken mind, a cruel joke played on his shattered psyche.
Kuz collapse against the bed, exhausted and spent, his belly still swollen and heavy with Froot's semen. He'd look up at Froot with tears in his eyes, a mix of pain and confusion and despair, and he'd whisper, "It's gone… it's not coming out… I can't feel it anymore…" And Froot would just laugh, because he knows the truth. The truth that his mind is broken, that he's never going to give birth to anything but the sick, twisted lies Froot fed him. And that's when he'd lean in close, his face just inches from Kuz's, and he'd whisper, "That's right, you stupid slut. There is no baby. There's only the cum I pumped inside you, the thick load that's been rotting in your guts for months now. You're not a mother, you're just a set of holes for me to use, a broken toy for me to fill and empty as I please."
And he'd watch as the realization hit Kuz, as the shattering of his mind finally sank in, and he'd start to scream, to wail, to beg him to make it real, to give him a baby, anything but the cruel truth of his existence. Froot would just smile at his anguish, taking cruel pleasure in watching him unravel, knowing that he was the one who had broken him, shattered his mind into a million jagged pieces.
"Face it, whore, you're not a mother. You're just a set of holes for me to fill and ruin as I please. The only thing you're ever going to birth is the thick loads of cum I pump into your slutty body." Froot would grind his still-hard cock against Kuz's swollen belly, feeling it slosh with his seed, a sickening reminder of the twisted reality of Kuz's existence. "This is your purpose, slut. To be a living, breathing cum dump, to be filled and bred like a cheap fucktoy until your mind can't take it anymore. And the best part is, you'll never be able to forget it, not even for a single moment."
People who want to fuck kuz are just gross.
People who want to fuck kuz are just gross. Wanting to feel his wet, warm mouth slurping and sucking on your throbbing meat is utterly disgusting. Imagining his tongue swirling and sloppily lapping at every inch of your shaft just proves how much of a degenerate freak you are. All of you "people" who like to picture kuz kneeling between your legs, his eyes gazing up at you with a mix of lust, desire and a hint of mischief while he licks his lips before preparing to drag his tongue along the underside of your shaft, starting at the base and slowly, torturously dragging it up until he reaches where your cock meets your balls are just the worst beings this site has to offer. I can't believe fags like you exist.
The pleasure is overwhelming
Kuz would be laying on his bed, his slim legs drawn up to his chest, his knees pressed tightly together as he hunches over himself, his face flushed and eyes closed in concentration. His breathing would grow heavier, more ragged, as he slowly circles his entrance, feeling it clench and flutter beneath his reluctant touch.
'It feels so weird,' he'd whisper to himself, his voice breathy and uncertain, even as he pushes a little harder, the tip of his finger sinking just a fraction of an inch into that hot, tight flesh. His other hand would drift down, slipping beneath the waistband of his pants, his fingertips brushing against the stiff, leaking outline of his tiny cock.
'Fuck,' he'd hiss, his hips bucking slightly as he feels himself, gauging the sizeable bulge tenting the fabric. He's never touched himself like this before, never dared to venture this far into his own most intimate places. But he can feel a pressure building deep in his gut, a needy, aching emptiness that demands to be filled.
Slowly, hesitantly, he pushes his finger in deeper, sinking it knuckle-deep into that clutching, silken heat. A choked moan escapes Kuzzy's lips, his head falling back against the pillow as he starts to pump his finger in and out, the slick, obscene sound of his self-pleasure filling the room. His other hand works faster, stroking and squeezing his aching cock through the fabric, the damp patch spreading and growing with each desperate, needy touch.
He's panting now, his chest heaving as he fingers himself with increasing fervor, his tight hole stretching and yielding to the relentless invasion. The pleasure is overwhelming, like nothing he's ever felt before, and he can feel his orgasm building, the pressure coiling tighter and tighter in his heavy, aching balls.
'Fuck, fuck, fuck!' Kuz chants breathlessly, his voice rising in pitch and volume with each thrust of his fingers, each stroke of his weeping cock. He's losing himself in the sensation, surrendering to the depraved bliss of his first real taste of pleasure, and it's consuming him utterly.
His free hand claws at the sheets beneath him, fisting the fabric and twisting it in his desperation as he feels his climax surging forward, inexorable and unstoppable. His toes curl in his socks, his legs drawing up even tighter to his chest as he teeters on the brink of ecstasy.
And then, with a final, brutal thrust of his fingers, he's coming undone. His slim body goes rigid, his back arching as he lets out a strangled, wordless cry of rapture. Thick, creamy ropes of cum erupt from Kuz's spasming cock, staining his pants a sticky, shameful white as he rides out the waves of his mind-blowing orgasm.
I'm not gay, but...
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kuz. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kuz. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Kuz's big mongolian cock
Have you ever imagined how Kuz would snuck his big mongolian cock into your boypussy, as you would scream in tight as it would force you, owning you, conquer you and possibly humiliate you? The very thought of it would make your brain rejoice,happily embrace Kuz as your man, your owner. You will feel shame first, but joy come afterwards, you will surrender your body to him, you will be happy for him blessing you with his mighty cock as you will get addicted to it and involuntarily lick his enveloped fluid sticky crotch. Oh Kuz…
I have nothing to live for except Kuz.
I have nothing to live for except Kuz. Every single night of my life I lay alone in my bed imagining Kuz cuddling with me. I cry myself to sleep while listening to recordings of his voice and pretending that he's here with me. I need Kuz more than anything in my life. I have not been able to jerk off to anything except Kuz, and everytime I try, he just comes back on my mind. It's constantly driving me crazy.
>errrr sweaty that's kinda yikes
Yes. I know. I have developed an emotional attachment to a bald men with glasses site admin. This is the first time I've genuinely developed a romantic interest in a real person as funny as it sounds. Kuz is my everything. He's the only thing that gets me through tough times.
And Kuz, if you're actually lurking this site like Froot said,
