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| {{Infobox conflict|conflict=The JSID War|partof=Future Wars|image=[[File:DEATH.png|300px]]|caption=A Map of the War|date=2030?|place=The entire soysphere|status=Hasn't happened yet|result=Positive Outcome:
| | <div style="color:yellow;font-size:9999%;font-weight:bold;">THE BBC SPADE QUEEN |
| A new soyjak meta site is made for soyteens to unite
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| Negative Outcome:
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| The soysphere is permanently shattered and/or destroyed|combatant1=Inner Soysphere:
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| [[Soyjak Wiki|soyjawiki]]
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| [[Sharty:Janny|Janitorial Republic]]
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| [[Kuz|Kolyma Network]]
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| The [[Sharty:Soysylum|Soysylum]]
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| Soybooru [[Warrior-Z|Islamic State]]
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| [[Soyjak.forum|Disciples of Br00t]]
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| Nusoi Communities
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| [[Doll|caca]] liberty union
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| Soy/int/ free state
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| Personal Army Raiders|combatant2=Mid Soysphere:
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| [[SNCApedia|SNCA archival committee]]
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| [[Sharty:Colorjak|Colorful Territory]]
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| [[Jakparty.soy|Jartycuck Empire]]
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| [[Sidson.city|Sidson City]]
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| [[Soyzellig.party|The Zarty]]
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| [[The Sneedy|Sneeds Feed]]|combatant3=Outer Soysphere
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| [[Gigacha.de|Gigger Clans]]
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| [[The Frog Pond|Frog Pond]]
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| World Economic Forum
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| Soycords
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| Xitter posters
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| CADO's army
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| [[BLACKED|Blacked! league]]
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| [[Tranny|Troon Confederacy]]
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| 4cuck border territories
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| [[The Nazi Network|The Nazi Network]]|commander1=Quote
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| [[Cobblestone]]
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| Broot
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| Limeaide
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| [[Warrior-Z]]|commander2=Gold
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| [[Coalfarmer]]
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| [[Sharty:Billinton|William S. Sunil Robinette Clinton]]
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| [[Lute]]
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| Crickoot
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| Sneedson
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| Kikemin|commander3=Klaus Schwab
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| [[Schlog|Adolf Hitler]]
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| [[4chan|Moot]]
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| [[Lee|Barneyfag]]|strength1=Experience within inner soysphere
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| connections
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| foids|strength2=Experience in outer and mid soysphere
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| so- so- so- much chived' information|strength3=Outer Internet Experience
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| No morals
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| No direct association to the sharty|casualties1=kuz
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| soot|casualties2=Huey P Long|casualties3=[[Wikipedia:Jeffery Epstein|Jeff Epstein]]
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| Slvt4BiBiSi}}{{Schizoperson|This war has not happened yet}}
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| The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site.
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| It involves this very wiki and other soyspherer adjacent sites and is the culmination of years of detrition within the soysphere with splinters going DNB, sharty jannies abusing power, cobblefoid existing, p' raids, porn and gore posting, etc.
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| == Events ==
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| === Lead up ===
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| ''Events which caused the eventual soysphere destruction''
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| '''July 19, 2021 -''' /nate/ created
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| '''December 30, 2021 -''' Soylita created
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| '''July 14, 2022''' '''-''' soot is murdered by kuz
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| '''May 17, 2023''' '''-''' kuz fucking dies of HIV
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| '''December 13, 2023 -''' The Internet Archive bans the sharty
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| '''September 20th, 2024''' - Jarty shuts down
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| '''October 10, 2024''' '''-''' the jassy is created
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| '''May 26, 2025 -''' /b/ created
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| '''June 16, 2025 -''' /ml'p/ created
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| '''June 26, 2025 -''' barneyfagging is perception banned from 4cuck
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| '''January 7, 2026 -''' cobblefoid the retard decides SNCApedia is banned for good on the big ki'
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| '''January 10, 2026''' - the terms "chud" and "foid" start trending on tiktok and get gentrified by niggers and basic white pipo
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| '''January 13, 2026 -''' cobblefoid starts the [[Gradingcaust]]
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| '''January 28, 2026''' '''-''' quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's
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| '''January 31, 2026 -''' the sloppy is raided with p' by quote
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| '''February 2, 2026''' - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence
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| '''February 4, 2026 -''' Archive.today IS INFILTRATED BY GLOWIES
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| '''February 5, 2026 -''' Cricky is fail raided with p'
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| '''Febuary 5th 2026''' - ███████████████████████████████████.
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| '''Febuary 10th 2026''' - Cricky pedo psyop happens or something possible tranny pedophiles
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| '''After this,''' Quote shuts down the sharty and other inner soysphere sites, starting the war.
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| === The War ===
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| (hasnt happened yet)
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| === The aftermath ===
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| (hasnt happened yet)
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| == General Causes ==
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| ''General things that lead to and are causing the destruction of the soysphere''
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| '''Irony poisoning -''' The sharty's userbase becoming soyboys, the people that the sharty originally mocked
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| '''Demoralization -''' The act of ruining the morals and mental state of 'teens (Example: Supporting or liking [[Vantablack|tranime]], Normalization of NAS)
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| '''The normalization of coal and coalposting'''
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| '''The normalization of porn on the soysphere'''
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| ''Soyjak Porn (Example: [[Brimstone|Soytan porn]], [[Antimatter|Soylita porn]], [[Vantablack|Femquote]]/[[Vantablack|Femjanny porn]]''{{Margerald|Meds Femquote is keyed because it makes quote's clitty leak}}'')''
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| '''Degenerates (Example: Furfags) infiltrating into the soysphere'''
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| '''Degeneracy spam (Example: 'P spam, Loli/Shota spam, porn spam)'''
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| '''Domain drops'''
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| == People affiliations ==
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| (((YOU))) YES (((YOU))) can add yourself here no matter how irrelevant you are!
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| prepare for the soywar and pick your faction NOW!
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| * '''Soyjak wiki'''
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| # Cobblestone
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| # <s>OPshredder</s>{{Margerald|Marge OPShredder got banned from the big 'ki what nigga when did that happen? It says it on his SNCApedia account and his Soyjak wiki account}}
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| # RapeDenDweller
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| * '''SNCA archival team'''
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| # Gold
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| # Coalfarmer
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| # Larpeer County Jakker
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| # Faggot
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| # Crickoot
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| # AverageSoyjak (Formerly a [[Soyjak Wiki|big 'ki]] user)
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| * '''The Nazi Network'''
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| # Adolf Hitler
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| * '''4cuck'''
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| # BarneyFag
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| # Moot
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| * '''The Swinny'''
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| == See Also ==
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| [[Cobblestone's Dictatorship]]
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| [[Category:Soyjak.party]]
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| [[Category:Soyjak Wiki]]
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| [[Category:Namefags]]
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