SoyBlog

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soyblog.forum

Foundation	2/6/2026
Creator	coalfarmer
Owner	coalfarmer
Major Boards	/blog/ /spam/
Total posts	168
Website	soyblog.forumotion.com

The SoyBlog or the Shroom Killer is a shroom and schlog alternative meant to be a "not faggoted version" not allowing porn, gore, or other faggoted brimstone .

It separates itself from something like the splog as it allows splintercucks but is a mainly InnerSoysphere blogspot. The site has a IRC bunker like chat box used when the site goes down and PWC app extension. It also has a portal and activity page which archives and catalogs all post made there.

Along with these other feature the site has a "Daily Happenings" type extension called "the Daily Blogspot" which is updated everyday.

it also has much better spam protection compared to other splinters such as the cricky who are raided with p' regularly.

Its creator, coalfarmer, lets you post anything within the rules with a "Nothing is SNCA" policy

Albeit, those rules are;

1. You will NOT post P', Loli, shota, or any other degenerate media such as gore or porn of any kind.

2. You will NOT use this site unless you are of or above the age of 13

3. You will NOT apply for admin or mod status unless you are of or above the age of 16

4. You will NOT spam create accounts or alts and VVILL save your info to prevent having to create tons of alts

5. You CAN advertise your splinters here but they must be in /spam/

6. You CAN dox anyone who (actually) deserves it and post it here with reasoning attached

7. You CAN mass report any violations of these rules you see

8. You CAN slander admins and/or mods but do not spam them unless its in /spam/

9. You VVILL archive any relevant threads and add them to the SNCApedia page on us

10. You VVILL move any garbage post you see to /spam/

There was also a shroom thread posted about the SoyBlog that brought a few new members before a shroom janny took it down

It was later reposted by Coffee Addict but its hidden.

Boards

What the mainpage looks like to guest users

/blog/ - blogposting

the most active board within actual registered users used obviously for blogposting and serious forum threads

/spam/ - random shitposts

the spam board thats most active with bots and guests

the only notable thing which happens is a man named gooner posting everyday confessing his love for cock and being shamed for it.

/FAQa/ - janny leakage zone

FAQ's, news, and updates are posted here. only jannies have perms to post and/or reply. Users can like and dislike posts doe.

Notable Posters

Aftermath of a fail raid deflected by bots

Staff:

• Coalfarmer ## Admin
• AverageSoyjak ## Janny
• Paradox ## Janny

Registered:

• Noot - owner of some snca splinter blog
• ShartyConnesieur - ongezellig posting zarty user
• Coffee Addict - Columbian Soytan liker who used OldSchlog. As the name suggests, he loves coffee, specifically Matcha.
• Vanilla Ice - shroomer troll. Pretends to be a rapper named Vanilla Ice for whatever reason.
• ROY - Owner of GCH.
• GOANIMATEFAN - former user of the cricky who is autistically obsessed with Go!Animate software

Unregistered:

• Gooner - gegerald schizo who spams the garbage board with brimstone
• trans furry bbc lover - gooner's alt persona

Points System

Every user on The SoyBlog gets points for activity and is public on their profile. It is a built in extension template in the Forums Motion Blogspot engine.

getting profile messages gives a user 3 points.

getting a new friend gives a user 10 points

each day since registration users gain 1 point

you can also donate points to other users.

Custom Emoticons

A 2018-2019 screenshot of all the pre-set emoticons available at that time on forum motions

forum motion, the ancient oldfag engine used by the soyblog (it was made in fucking 2004), has a library of pre-set emoticons numbering about 61.

for a guide on how to use and add these emoticons check this janny guide from 2007 on Forumotion.com made by the godfather himself.

for a list of the custom emoticons used by the site see below. There is also a thread in /FAQa/ which archives all of them.

Number	Name	Description
1	:republican:	Republican party elephant symbol
2	:democrat:	democratic party D symbol
3	:libertarian:	libertarian party hedgehog symbol
4	:qa:	Qanon symbol american flag
5	:louisiana:	Louisiana state flag
6	:alabama:	Alabama state flag
7	:south:	Confederate army flag
8	:neutralplier:	Logo of the soyblog, named blogfarmer
9	:saskdeity:	saskdeity's self insert
10	:saddy:	sobbing sad bastard yellow
11	:wiki:	wikipedia logo soyjak
12	:idk:	confused emoji yellow soyjak with white hands
13	:caca:	caca dancing
14	:broot:	an AI broot says SHUSH and sips a Pepsi you selfish little fuck
15	:feral:	seething feraljak
16	:chud:	chud thinking
17	:troon:	troon hanging
18	:chad:	aryan chad
19	:wow:	OMGISA!!! A WOM-Oh wait, it’s a troonish Joyjak.
20	:goku:	a picture of goku from dragon ball z
21	:USA:	USA flag waving the Soyjak wiki icon
22	:mountain:	mountain niggaz faction banner green eyes variant
23	:jesus:	jesus looking
24	:WIP:	under construction sign
25	:giga:	gigachad dancing
26	:nophono:	nophono use giga low rider gif
27	:nophono2:	nophono use moonman low rider gif
28	:nophono3:	nophono use hitler low rider gif
29	:nophono4:	nophono use pepe low rider gif
30	:pepe:	southern pepe
31	:pepe2:	pepe thinking
32	:conserv:	conservapedia's NAS mascot sisa
33	:sam:	sam hyde with a gun
34	:seethe:	a crying and seething soyjak
35	:sem:	an "I Heart Haunted Mound" design
36	:bed:	a sleepy chud
37	:jew:	star of david
38	:celt:	celtic cross
39	:nazi:	heckin' unwholesome nazi symbol
40	:arm:	Armenian Arevakhach ethnic symbol
41	:info:	rotating info wars logo cube
42	:DOCTOS:	doctos
43	:sgp:	spaceghostpurpp mugshot
44	:wholesome:	happy heart wo jak
45	:fag:	you use this when you're ranting about your SNCA life problems
46	:4chan:	4chan logo
47	:ESL:	esl shitskin heckin woah jack! yo
48	:marge:	i HATE giving context!
49	:brim:	WATCH OUT ITS A BRIM NVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50	:true:	WATCH OUT ITS A TRVTH NVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51	:true2:	chud droppin' a trvth nvke
52	:janny:	janny disapproval jak'
53	:NAS:	this is nas.
54	:med:	MEDS. NOW.
55	:broot2:	broot is ANGRY and calls you a slf
56	:caca2:	a happy lil caca
57	:gem:	a gem eating a cereal
58	:geg:	gegerald giffy
59	:alarm:	DOCTOS
60	:troon2:	heckin troonjak waving xer queen hands
61	:nonono:	NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JAK ME NOOOO
62	:note:	hmm i see... i hereby invite you to meme
63	:gem2:	Identifying gems with Dr.Cob
64	:calm:	im just so /calm/ /happy/ and /relaxed/
65	:project:	YOUR PROJECTING AHHHHHH
66	:caillou:	Go!Animate caillou added for Go!Animate fan
67	:caillou2:	same thing as above except caillou dances