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When viewing the Jartycuck or Brimstone template, you may be inclined to ask, where the fuck are these countries? Where are they? What are they? What is their major crop? What is their population? Are they keyed? Are they locked? Are they gemmy? Are they brimmy? Are they Swinny? Are they Nutty? Well, consider this your luck, Soyteen (or insert random splinter teen) for we at SNCApedia will show you a gemmy, gemmy, list.

Asia

Monsoon Asia

Monsoon Asia is broadly defined by the United Nations as “the area sitting on the current from the Indian Ocean to the western Southeast Asia jut”, and is arguably the most brimstone region on earth. Monsoon Asia is statistically one of the most populated and diverse regions despite only having 2 countries with over 10 million people in Bangladesh and India. India obviously is the country with the highest number of people (mostly Mudskins, mostly in either the Pajeet (western Indian) or Bhutians in the East) and Bangladesh is basically India but Muslim (even doe 20% of Indians identity as Muslim according to Bank).

India

India is the number one brimstone factory in the entire world, the country where all ATNT workers are from^[Marge...], the country with 98.8% of all Hindus in the world, and the country with the most humans living in it at around 3B. It is where multiple shitflingers like “OneShot’s greatest soldier” Jimbo or Trevor are believed to reside, aldoe Jimbo actually is a college student in Northern California and Trevor is actually a Kurdistani-Turko mutt NOBODY CARES, JIMBO IS A INDIAN HINDU! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

History of India

India was first settled around 2 million years before the birth of Christ or something, even doe 2 million years ago predates when god created the universe BUT since at SNCApedia all SNCA is considered a fact HERE WE SHALL FUCKING GO:😃. The first settlers were regular white aryans looking to farm crops for soybeans and wheat. Due to being white hyperborean gigachads they OBVIOUSLY birthed 20 children per marriage and were Thrembo IQ individuals. However infighting between the Pajeetis, a group of mudskinned 800,000 people with 80 IQ intelligence from the north sentinal islands somehow someway defeated the Thrembillion iq hyperboreans in the battle of Bolan Pass by using a special kind of feces called poop two (even doe NUMBERS weren’t invited yet, GEG) that had “soul” to defeat the ‘yans o algo. Nobody knows how or what made the previously-thought-to-be-friendly pajeetis revolt, perhaps it was the discovery of brimstone, or perhaps it was God banishing all Hindus to hell?.

Other religions in India apart from Hinduism; the occasional Jew, and some Christians are the Muslims (mostly in the South), the Jains (almost all in Manipur) and the Sikhs (mostly in Rajasthan and Odisha)

Following that, there was what archeologists deem the “10,000 year piece” where multiple notable events happened.

• Some Aryans mingled and fucked the Central Asians in the mountains, creating Bhutan and Nepal
• The “Visnic script” is released, which is one out of the 4 Hindu holy texts, the book is just yapping about “Kama Yaga Brahamana we will make more children then white man o algo in 3000 years we shitpost on soybooru” or whatever. Notably it partitions the languages of the India. (India’s current language system TOTALLY abides by the texts, which count 17 languages: Assamese, Hindu, Hindustani, Dzongkha, Druz, Urdu, Kannada, Bengali, Gujarati, Suba, Kashmiri, Kagoli, Sentenalese, Lepcha, Sikkimese, Sanskrit, Okia, and Manipuri are the languages recognized by the Vishnic, even though only Urdu, Hindu, and Gujarati are widely spoken today the rest are all either dead or spoken by 1 state)
• The Indians are partitioned into nearly 400 ETHNIC GROUPS, most of them being variations of the Pajeets and Bhutians. Pajeeti and Bhutians variants make up for 350 of the wild animals living in Shitdia, (just like the heccan Variants on booru.soy! So unwholesome!). The partitioning ends in around 10000 BC.
• The last Aryan colony, Mohenjo-daro, is besieged by the Pajeets.

This section of Monsoon Asia will mention states: For reference:

• Andrha Pradesh or however the parakeets fly
• Arunachal Pradesh or however the Thailanders get visas
• Assam or however it rains
• Bilal or however the Muslims fast
• Chhatittisgarh or however the Coal is mined
• Goa or however the spices are used
• Gujarat or however the elephants are hunted
• Haryana or however the street is dirty
• Himachal Pradesh or however the doctors sell medicine
• Jharkhand or however the children starve
• Karnataka or however the kannadians speak
• Krarla or however the sun scorches
• Madhya Pradesh or however the eternal Anglos invade
• Maharashtra or however the wickets fall down
• Manipur or however the Jains build temples
• Meghalaya or however the Archeologists determine what happened to the Egyptian old kingdom via a cave (it was god)
• Mizoram or however the Indian tribes are exploited
• Nagaland or however Alcohol is banned
• Odisha or however Sikh males buy turbans
• Punjab or however Pajeets make Apple products
• Rajasthan or however the last Asian lions live
• Sikkim or however the Sikkimese are killed
• Tamil Nadu or however the Tubi movies are made
• Telangana or however the Rice is cultivated
• Tripira or however I buy Topiramate
• Uttrakhand or however poop is eaten
• West Bengal or however gold is mined

Notable Events from 9000 BC-present day

• 2000 BC

The first real like state or whatever is made in Oche, a region of