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{{Infobox Soyjak|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:blobjak|display=19}} <small>As of January 9, 2026</small>|image=Blobjak.png|type=[[Soyjak]] variant|origin=[[soy/|/soy/]], [[soyjak.party]] <small>July 20th, 2025</small><ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit [[Nophono|Nophono]] cares fan about|subvariants= Blobfoid| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak|original_image=file:Blobjak origin.png}}
{{Infobox Soyjak|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:blobjak|display=19}} <small>As of January 9, 2026</small>|image=Blobjak.png|type=[[Soyjak]] variant|origin=[[soy/|/soy/]], [[soyjak.party]] <small>July 20th, 2025</small><ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit [[Nophono|Nophono]] cares fan about|subvariants= Blobfoid| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak|original_image=file:Blobjak origin.png}}
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'''Blobjak''' is a [[sharty:nuvariant|nuvariant]] that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll [[Crimsonfur|Crimzon Fur]]. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.
'''Blobjak''' is a [[sharty:nuvariant|nuvariant]] that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll [[Crimsonfur|Crimzon Fur]]. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.


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* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png|Lainchan]] </ref>
* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png|Lainchan]] </ref>
* The blobjak poster has made [[wikipedia:Child sex ring|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]
* The blobjak poster has made [[wikipedia:Child sex ring|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]
* Blobjak was used to raid the [[Jassy]] in late (December?) 2025. <!--will check later-->
* After the [[sharty:1/28|Cacacaust]], the Blobjak poster may have moved to [[swedishwin.com]] with an anti-Quotist nature.<ref>https://swedishwin.com/soy/res/64512.html#q64515 (needs archive)</ref>


==Bloblee==
==Bloblee==
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'''Bloblee''' also known as '''austrian_chud''' on soybooru, is an obsessed nulee that's EXTREMELY prone to leaking over any instance of blobjak, calling it NAS and sometimes a [[sharty:joyjak|joyjak]]. When he's called a nulee, he will often respond by saying "THERE IS NO BRIMSTONELEE" [[sharty:amerimutt|or something like that.]] In addition, he also sometimes leaks on the 'log if you bait him too hard. [[Pedophilia|He also tries to embed soylita into blobjaks to make the variant look bad]] and denies it using his "BLOBJAK IS JUST A GARBAGE NUVARIANT EVERYONE HATES" argument though he's the only one who leaks a genesis-style flood over one instance of it.
'''Bloblee''' also known as '''austrian_chud''' on soybooru, is an obsessed nulee that's EXTREMELY prone to leaking over any instance of blobjak, calling it NAS and sometimes a [[sharty:joyjak|joyjak]]. When he's called a nulee, he will often respond by saying "THERE IS NO BRIMSTONELEE" [[sharty:amerimutt|or something like that.]] In addition, he also sometimes leaks on the 'log if you bait him too hard. [[Pedophilia|He also tries to embed soylita into blobjaks to make the variant look bad]] and denies it using his "BLOBJAK IS JUST A GARBAGE NUVARIANT EVERYONE HATES" argument though he's the only one who leaks a genesis-style flood over one instance of it.


== Gallery ==
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Latest revision as of 00:05, 3 February 2026

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Blobjak is ruby.
Blobjak
Soyjak variant
AliasesHamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit Nophono cares fan about
Origin/soy/, soyjak.party July 20th, 2025[1]
Booru posts 19 As of January 9, 2026
Traced fromCrimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak
SubvariantsBlobfoid

Blobjak is a nuvariant that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll Crimzon Fur. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.

Trivia

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  • Blobjak is the first notable variant without a body.
  • Blobjak made the furtroon it was meant to mock delete his wiki.
  • Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ [2]
  • The blobjak poster has made quotecord leak on various occasions to the point where mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.
  • Blobjak was used to raid the Jassy in late (December?) 2025.
  • After the Cacacaust, the Blobjak poster may have moved to swedishwin.com with an anti-Quotist nature.[3]

Bloblee

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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xer house

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Bloblee also known as austrian_chud on soybooru, is an obsessed nulee that's EXTREMELY prone to leaking over any instance of blobjak, calling it NAS and sometimes a joyjak. When he's called a nulee, he will often respond by saying "THERE IS NO BRIMSTONELEE" or something like that. In addition, he also sometimes leaks on the 'log if you bait him too hard. He also tries to embed soylita into blobjaks to make the variant look bad and denies it using his "BLOBJAK IS JUST A GARBAGE NUVARIANT EVERYONE HATES" argument though he's the only one who leaks a genesis-style flood over one instance of it.

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Citations

  1. The metadata for the original image
  2. /soy2/ Lainchan
  3. https://swedishwin.com/soy/res/64512.html#q64515 (needs archive)