Coalfarmer

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

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Coalfarmer
Born	Coally /pol/land
Baptized	Yes
Status	Active
Gender	Male
Nationality	Amerimutt (Louisiana)
Other names	Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,
Race	White
Sexuality	Straight
Religion	Christianity (Methodist)
Education	University of Kuz
Years active	2022-
Best known for	owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed,
Notable work	The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart,
Office	Emperor of the Mountain (since 2025) Owner of TACA (2022-2025)
Opponent(s)	soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/
IAS?	sometimes
Soyjak Wiki account	https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer

Coalfarmer ironically, is a gem.

Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.

He was also one of the owners of the Conservative Archives before it shut down and became exclusively Google Site oriented.

He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.

He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.

More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account

In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on. In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.

Things he likes

• Sam Hyde
• France
• Leswarthy
• Nusois
• Crawdaddies
• Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
• Methodism
• God
• Jesus
• Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
• the ‘ru
• this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
• Being unemployed
• namefags

Things he HATES

• you
• splinters
• porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
• texas
• the gradingcaust
• i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person

Friends

• Minnesota Orthodox - glazes him in his Christian threads on /pol/
• Larper County Jakker' - Helps him with his articles when he lazy o algo

Self inserts (IAS)

• 
  Mexiaryan variant
• 
  impish variant

Self inserts (NAS)

• 
  hoov used on the booru
• 
  goblin used on /pol/
• 
  lenin used on /pol/ occasionally