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I'm not dead, just inactive for the moment. Faggot (talk) 20:16, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

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{{Infobox Soyjak|
|name=Parrotjak
|image=File:Parrot.webp
|original_image=File:Riginao.webp
|type=Soyjak traced off of a fish
|origin=[[SoyBooru]]
|booru_posts= {{boorusearch|variant:parrotjak|display=183}}
|traced_from=[[Wikipedia:Green Humphead Parrotfish|A green parrotfish]]
}}
Parrotjak is a Soyjak traced off of a green humphead parrotfish (also known as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ww4H40Ydyw Bri'ish Fish].). He is most known for his odd head that looks like a squished [[Raisin]]. He first appeared around 2023 and is frequently associated with [[Sharty:Brimstone Winter|2024’s Brimstone Winter]]. Even though it was a popular variant in 2024, it is now somewhat dead, although not as dead as other variants like [[Sharty:Asmattr|Asmattr]] or [[Sidson]].
== Reception ==
Parrotjak has received some mixed reception, as some soyteens consider him [[coal]] because of how uninteresting he looks. [[Gigachad|Others]] however, consider him a [[gem]] since he can represent [[retard|retards]]. Either way nobody cares as this variant is pretty dead.
== Fanfiction ==
Parret J. Ackerman was born on September 5, 2001. He lives in [[Literal who|Visalia, California]]. When he was just six days old, the [[Sharty:9/11|Twin Towers]] attack happened. His parents were watching the news, and in a moment of shock, they accidentally dropped him, a mistake they would regret immensely. He hit the floor hard, the side of his face taking the brunt topographical angle of the fall, [[SNCA|and the book his dad had been reading]] slipped from his hands and struck his head hardly. The impact left his head misshapen and caused severe cognitive damage (specifically the condition of [[Wikipedia:Traumatic Brain Injury|TBI]]). Now 24, he is unable to speak coherent words, only screaming and speaking in gibberish that sounds like a mixture of Cantonese and Nahuatl. Throughout his life, his parents have struggled with the thought of ending his suffering, but they have never been able to bring themselves to do it. Such pussies.

Latest revision as of 21:08, 18 April 2026

Parrotjak is a DEAD VARIANT

This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it, soyteen.

Parrotjak
Soyjak traced off of a fish
OriginSoyBooru
Booru posts 183
Traced fromA green parrotfish

Parrotjak is a Soyjak traced off of a green humphead parrotfish (also known as Bri'ish Fish.). He is most known for his odd head that looks like a squished Raisin. He first appeared around 2023 and is frequently associated with 2024’s Brimstone Winter. Even though it was a popular variant in 2024, it is now somewhat dead, although not as dead as other variants like Asmattr or Sidson.

Reception

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Parrotjak has received some mixed reception, as some soyteens consider him coal because of how uninteresting he looks. Others however, consider him a gem since he can represent retards. Either way nobody cares as this variant is pretty dead.

Fanfiction

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Parret J. Ackerman was born on September 5, 2001. He lives in Visalia, California. When he was just six days old, the Twin Towers attack happened. His parents were watching the news, and in a moment of shock, they accidentally dropped him, a mistake they would regret immensely. He hit the floor hard, the side of his face taking the brunt topographical angle of the fall, and the book his dad had been reading slipped from his hands and struck his head hardly. The impact left his head misshapen and caused severe cognitive damage (specifically the condition of TBI). Now 24, he is unable to speak coherent words, only screaming and speaking in gibberish that sounds like a mixture of Cantonese and Nahuatl. Throughout his life, his parents have struggled with the thought of ending his suffering, but they have never been able to bring themselves to do it. Such pussies.