Theory

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Theory is a topaz.

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Theory is connected to Der 'Cord

Don't nick change any femboy (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.

A theory is when someone suspects connections between things, often on the shady side. On SNCApedia, theories simply group together links between unexplained or strange events, linking arguments and possible reasons to explain, for now, unexplained things.

Soysphere related

Related to ‘phere

Quotecord Theory

There has been many links with Quote to discord servers, he was part of frootcord, this theory implies the idea that outside of the IRC there is a soycord server owned by Quote to manage the soysphere.

QC Theory 1

It could just be your generic janny server meant to ease reports amongst other things. (Apparently it is true but due to them being classified document from anonymous high ranking members, they cannot be posted here to avoid a domino effect.)

QC Theory 2

The server actively participate in PPH boosting thru various means, this goes as far as manufacturing drama like babyjak porn, or manufacturing allegations against splinters site.

QC Theory 3

It's both.

Quote allowing loli Theory

Some users have speculate that after the multiple events of defending babyjak porn amongst other things. People have tried to predict a new theory.

In which Quote the owner would have began normalizing such content in the soyim mind that people would just not care anymore and letting him the opportunity to allow such content on his site.

There has been case (albeit undocumented) in which loli content leaked out at some point.

QAL Theory 1

PPH reasons.

• Like any zellig nigger, their obsession for underage school girls still linger to this day.
• The cacacaust could be a preparation to allow nsfw content on the site effectively gathering more users from multiple place on his site.
• Quote is doing this for the sake of reverting to the good old kuzzy high PPH era.

QAL Theory 2

JSID reasons.

• Quote probably want NO ONE, to revive the site once he's gone as it will be tarnished as a "hypocrite pedophile hostile site".

QAL Theory 3

This one goes against the theory but is stil somewhat connected to it.

Quote in this theory would allow for a short while such content as a way to honeypot these users from his site.

• Allows loli content to be posted for a short while
• Flag any users who repost those content with their IP
• Leak it site wide.

However there is multiple reasons why it wouldn't fit the narrative:

• Why allow 'p to be posted on the site?
• Would attract more closeted pedophile on the site.

Soot is Moot Theory

This theory suggests that Soot the creator of the Sharty is actually Moot undercover. Moot created the Sharty to revenge 4cuck for making him sell the site due to Gamergate.Moot created the soysphere to revenge the site he had lost,no wonder the Soyphere hates 4cuck. This theory is unlike Pythagorians or Hitler BBC theories, as it has no validity.

SNCApedia related

These are theories related to SNCApedia and the inner workings of our website.

Gold is comprised Theory

IS GOLD COMPROMISED?!

Gold is comprised Theory is the belief that Gold has been hijacked thru various mean, this came in light after his softer tone on Quote Administration,

While Gold provided the main reason as "trying to rebuild alliance between his community and quote community", there is a possibility that it is not the reason.

Sncapedia is starting to hold some influence on sites as a wiki for knowledge with more details than the soyjak wiki, this would just serve as a valuable asset for propaganda tool making it a new Zarathustra for the Soymensh^[Marge...]

GIC THEORY 1

Gold is paid theory, it wouldn't be surprising if Gold despite being banned from all of Quote related site would be paid, there is multiple reason why it would benefit him:

• Hosting server
  Servers are often expensive to host, especially those that need constant running 24/7. Gold has multiple sites under his name, he could possibly have not much resources on his hand and was probably paid by Quote to cover those cost.
• Secret Reputation
  Gold would be in this theory a double agent working for defending Quote reputation.

Implication for Quote:

• Less bad reputation
  SNCApedia has been known for a while to host ex-users of the site, this of course has implication to the page concerning Quote, it serve as documentation tool for things that are heavily censored on the big 'ki, by actively changing things about the page, it can create confusion and make it a less trustable source, securing his position on the site as a "innocent but quirky" owner.

GIC THEORY 2

Gold is Quote theory, this theory seem far fetch from reality but bare with this.

• A new identity can provide a more "trustable source", you wouldn't believe what Quote would say do you? Well maybe if it was somebody else like Gold who was against babyjak porn, then you would trust his side more than the one who punished him.
• Creation of a new identity
  By creating a narrative that Gold was once a sort of resistant to the Quote administration, it would make it more believable that this is "clearly another person", however for some reason our Gold has decided to take unpopular stances about Quote, that seem eerily similar to his defense league.

IRL theories

These are theories that actually hold validity in real life, like the Hitler bbc theory and Moot meeting Jeff Epstein.

Hitler’s BBC theory

Hitler had a genetic condition that was only revealed fairly recently. Hitler had a "BBC" which historians still debate to this day on what it stood for. Hitler mentioned his BBC several times in his table talks and eludes to the fact it helps with the war effort. In February 27, 1933, Communists attempted to light Hitler's BBC on fire to end his political career but accidentally set the Reichstag on fire as it was right next to it. His BBC was unharmed in the fire but Hitler later relocated it to the Berghof then eventually the Wolf's Lair in 1941.

Moot meeting Epstein led to /pol/ theory

On October 23, 2011, Moot (the tranny that made 4cheese) met with Jeffrey Epstein. The meeting took place in Jew York City, where moot lived at the time. Moot's name (Christopher Poole) is signed as Chris on some legal documents, as can be seen during his 2010 court appearance in connection with the 2008 leaking of Sarah Palin’s emails. On the same day, the /pol/ board was created, leading some chuds to believe that Epstein was the reason that it got created. Thoughever this is probably just a coincidence. It is still a very plausible theory thougheverbeit.

Pooner-occupied coal takeover theory

Us silly cat pooners are taking over the Sha-CKKKKKK!

The Pooner-Occupied Coal Takeover Theory, also known simply as Pooner Theory, is a theory developed by soyentists that suspects that the young male demographics of the Soysphere had been or is being replaced by Female-to-Male transgenders like Cobblestone, Anthony, and Teresa.

Arguments for Pooner theory

• They could sexually attracted to the ‘jaks like Cobson and Spadeson
• Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of soyboys' lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison.
• The owner of Soyjak Wiki is a Pythonical Foid

Pythagoras theory

Pythagoras wearing a traditional Greek headband right after making a theory about Greek right Pythagorean triangles

In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem or Pythagoras's theorem is a fundamental relation in Euclidean geometry between the three sides of a right triangle. It states that the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares on the other two sides.

Arguments using Euclidean sides of ‘rem

In one rearrangement proof, two squares are used whose sides have a measure of a + b a + b and which contain four right triangles whose sides are a, b and c, with the hypotenuse being c. In the square on the right side, the triangles are placed such that the corners of the square correspond to the corners of the right angle in the triangles, forming a square in the center whose sides are length c. Each outer square has an area of (a + b)2 as well as 2ab + c2, with 2ab representing the total area of the four triangles. Within the big square on the left side, the four triangles are moved to form two similar rectangles with sides of length a and b. These rectangles in their new position have now delineated two new squares, one having side length a is formed in the bottom-left corner, and another square of side length b formed in the top-right corner. In this new position, this left side now has a square of area (a + b)2 as well as 2ab + a2 + b2. Since both squares have the area of (a + b)2 it follows that the other measure of the square area also equal each other such that 2ab + c2 = 2ab + a2 + b2. With the area of the four triangles removed from both side of the equation what remains is a2 + b2 = c2.

Etymology of Theory Theory

The English word Theory derives from the Greek word Theorias, which meant "looking at, viewing, beholding", but became more under the speculative nature of the Roman umbrella once the Western Roman Empire brought theories into prominence, and hence when the Roman Empire colonized Britannia, the term Theorias merged with a bunch of Welshix-Germani-Slavo-Aryan-British-Franco-Portu-Cacaphonese-Cantobrice people, with the term Theorias mixing with the Cumbric/Cymraeg word Ryllrye, which meant the same thing as theory. Together we now have the word theory. It’s a theory theory thougheverbeit.