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A plum is a [[iron]] fruit of ''Pronus Subge Prunus'', which is one of the many different subspecies of fruit. Like other fruits such as the [[Pomegranate]] and the [[Mango]], it has literally nothing to do with the [[SNCApedia]] and [[Soyjak.party]]. They are notable for being one of the first types of fruits domesticated by humans, being domesticated in [[Japan]] and [[Mongolia]] around the same time as the [[Frog|Frioggian age]] which makes them based and Aryan or something. | A plum is a [[iron]] fruit of ''Pronus Subge Prunus'', which is one of the many different subspecies of fruit. Like other fruits such as the [[Pomegranate]] and the [[Mango]], it has literally nothing to do with the [[SNCApedia]] and [[Soyjak.party]]. They are notable for being one of the first types of fruits domesticated by humans, being domesticated in [[Japan]] and [[Mongolia]] around the same time as the [[Frog|Frioggian age]] which makes them based and Aryan or something. | ||
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Plums are likely to have been one of the first fruits domesticated by humans which makes them based and Aryan or something but also iron and SNCA. Three of the most abundantly cultivated species are not found in the wild, only around human settlements: Prunus domestica has been traced to East European mountains, while Prunus salicina and Prunus simonii originated in China. Plum remains have been found in Neolithic age archaeological sites along with olives, [[Raisin|grapes]] and figs. [[SNCA|According to Ken Albala, plums originated in Iran]]. They were brought to [[Quote|Britain]] from Asia by a selfish little fuck named William Craney in the 15th century, he bred them and that’s why there are like 29 plums at your local grocery store. | Plums are likely to have been one of the first fruits domesticated by humans which makes them based and Aryan or something but also iron and SNCA. Three of the most abundantly cultivated species are not found in the wild, only around human settlements: Prunus domestica has been traced to East European mountains, while Prunus salicina and Prunus simonii originated in China. Plum remains have been found in Neolithic age archaeological sites along with olives, [[Raisin|grapes]] and figs. [[SNCA|According to Ken Albala, plums originated in Iran]]. They were brought to [[Quote|Britain]] from Asia by a selfish little fuck named William Craney in the 15th century, he bred them and that’s why there are like 29 plums at your local grocery store. | ||
Dried plums are usually called prunes and are not meant to be eaten. If eaten they will cause you to shit your pants like a [[India|indian]] and you will be on the toilet for a minimum of 2 hours. | Dried plums are usually called prunes and are not meant to be eaten. If eaten they will cause you to shit your pants like a [[India|indian]] and you will be on the toilet for a minimum of 2 hours. | ||
== Where to buy them == | |||
* Your local grocery store | |||
* {{Antimattertext|Kosher grocery stores}} | |||
* {{Brimtext|Halal stores}} | |||
* [[Morshu|Morshu’s CD-ROM]] | |||
* [[Vinluv|Tim Avery’s Harem]] | |||
* [[Kushan Empire|Xinjiang]] | |||
== See also == | |||
* [[Mango]] | |||
* [[Orange]] | |||
* [[Minions.gt.tc|Banana]] | |||
[[Category:Fruits]] | [[Category:Fruits]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:10, 14 April 2026
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Plum is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
Plum is a neutralized equinox combined with enchanted iron and enhanced carbon that did NOT save nor destroy the soyverse.
Plum is a topaz.
Plum is iron.
A plum is a iron fruit of Pronus Subge Prunus, which is one of the many different subspecies of fruit. Like other fruits such as the Pomegranate and the Mango, it has literally nothing to do with the SNCApedia and Soyjak.party. They are notable for being one of the first types of fruits domesticated by humans, being domesticated in Japan and Mongolia around the same time as the Frioggian age which makes them based and Aryan or something.
History and shit
[edit | edit source]Plums are likely to have been one of the first fruits domesticated by humans which makes them based and Aryan or something but also iron and SNCA. Three of the most abundantly cultivated species are not found in the wild, only around human settlements: Prunus domestica has been traced to East European mountains, while Prunus salicina and Prunus simonii originated in China. Plum remains have been found in Neolithic age archaeological sites along with olives, grapes and figs. According to Ken Albala, plums originated in Iran. They were brought to Britain from Asia by a selfish little fuck named William Craney in the 15th century, he bred them and that’s why there are like 29 plums at your local grocery store. Dried plums are usually called prunes and are not meant to be eaten. If eaten they will cause you to shit your pants like a indian and you will be on the toilet for a minimum of 2 hours.
Where to buy them
[edit | edit source]- Your local grocery store
- Kosher grocery stores
- Halal stores
- Morshu’s CD-ROM
- Tim Avery’s Harem
- Xinjiang
