Kushan Empire

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Kushan Empire is a topaz.

We kushans are white lol

Peak of the Kushan Empire (200 AD)

The Kushan Empire, also known as the Bactrian Empire, was a empire/syncretic state created in 20 AD by the last remnants of Central Asian Mongols colonized by the Macedonian Empire led by Alexander Macedon the Great known as the Yuezhi. It spread to encompass much of what is now China, Afghanistan, Nepal, Pakistan, and Decca-Gujarat. The languages spoken by the Kushan were, but were not limited to, Chinese, Greek, Hindi, Bhuat, Dzongkha, and Nahari. The religion was the same satanic cult that all the retarded Jeets and Pakitrannies follow, that being Hinduism. It originally was a Hellenic cult before the Yuezhi realized nobody was worshipping Baal in India at the time and decided to LARP with the Jeets at the temples of the Hinduistic gods.

First Kushan Leader

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The first Kushan leader who United the Yuezhi tribes was a selfish little fuck named Heraios which means “tyrant” in Konie Greek. He called himself “nigger” on the official Kushan monetary units (which were just large shit ingots) and had a skull deformation. Not only was he a surprisingly good general he managed to make all the people he conquered (he really only conquered Afghanistan and Tajikistan doebeit) making him a Chud although he was brown so he is a B.H.U.D (Black Humanoid Underground Dweller)

Cool facts about the Kushans

• They had 4 dynasties of kings
• Their empire ended in 336 BCE when they were BFTO’d by Pajeeti Sikhs
• Unlike most Jeets, they are somewhat aryan as they didn’t celebrate poop
• There was a 100 year civil dispute over dynasties (one of which was Jain, the other was Hindu)
• The last king, Vina Takti, was killed by a bunch of maniacal Sikhs in 339 BCE 3 years after their empire ended in 336 BCE.
• They have absolutely nothing to do with this wiki or Soyjaks at all meaning there is no reason for this article to exist