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{{God}}{{NotKosher}}{{Haram}}{{Multiquote|4=Phone fagging with auto "correction" is the worst thing a chud can do. | {{God}}{{NotKosher}}{{Haram}}{{Gooner}}{{Gegbull}}{{Multiquote|4=Phone fagging with auto "correction" is the worst thing a chud can do. | ||
I am going to sleep, I'll post agian if I can. | I am going to sleep, I'll post agian if I can. | ||
See you around chuds|5=- Asoori, last post.|6=There is literally a giant black cube on Saturn you can even see it | See you around chuds|5=- Asoori, last post.|6=There is literally a giant black cube on Saturn you can even see it | ||
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== Debt == | == Debt == | ||
Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay 80000 USD for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to mecca to [[Paganism|worship the big nigger cube]]. It’s surprising that he hasn’t [[Trannies|roped]] yet. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0942-58/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html</ref> | Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay 80000 USD for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to [[Niggerhell|mecca]] to [[Paganism|worship the big nigger cube]]. It’s surprising that he hasn’t [[Trannies|roped]] yet. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0942-58/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html</ref> | ||
== Beliefs == | |||
One night Asoori was gooning to his favorite ewhore and found out that she posted a video of her getting blacked, and somehow this motivated him to start worshipping Baal Hedad (idk how the two are fucking connected, they just are ok?). | |||
== Occupation == | == Occupation == | ||
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== Brother finds out == | == Brother finds out == | ||
On march 6, 2026, Asoori would make a post about leaving islam in order to worship [[Satan|Baal Hadad]], complaining about how his brother was about to snitch to his father about it, teen's began to speculate that Asoori might be beheaded for being pagan in a muslim country. asoori would later go on to bid farewell to various /pol/ posters while [[cuckjeet]] sat and rejoiced<ref><nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0911-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2989440.html</nowiki></ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0911-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2989440.html</ref> | On march 6, 2026, Asoori would make a post about leaving islam in order to worship [[Satan|Baal Hadad]], complaining about how his brother was about to snitch to his father about it, teen's began to speculate that Asoori might be beheaded for being pagan in a muslim country. asoori would later go on to bid farewell to various /pol/ posters while [[cuckjeet]] sat and rejoiced<ref><nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0911-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2989440.html</nowiki></ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0911-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2989440.html</ref> | ||
UPDATE: he came back and is going to fight his father in a death duel | |||
[[File:AsooriLeaves.jpeg|Asoori's as of yet latest post|thumb]] | [[File:AsooriLeaves.jpeg|Asoori's as of yet latest post|thumb]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:42, 9 March 2026
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 Oy vey! Asoori is treif!
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Astaghfirullah! Asoori is haram
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This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
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Asoori is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
| > | Phone fagging with auto "correction" is the worst thing a chud can do.
I am going to sleep, I'll post agian if I can. See you around chuds |
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Asoori | |
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| Gender | Male |
| Race | Alawite |
| Religion | Hadad worship |
| Years active | 2025-2026? |
| Tripcode | !tUUSCNjouw |
Asoori is iron.Asoori is a fat schizo broke sandnigger namefag from /pol/ who lives in Saudi Arabia. Ev&doe his family is from Syria, Asoori is known for disliking all abrahamic religions, (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He hates living in Saudia Arabia because criticizing Islam in any way is strictly forbidden and considered blasphemy which receives the punishment of being beheaded by a SaudiGOD. He is also not a citizen and spends his days being a refugee niggerslave for saudibvlls and receives no benefits. Asoori claims to transheart national socialism even though he's an Arab, though it is probably mostly for his hatred against kikes. He is also known for being extremely ESL but he engages in a bunch of serious political discussions threads.[1]
Personality
[edit | edit source]His personality can be described as slightly curious or something. Asoori is also known around /pol/ for detesting the planet Saturn. Claiming that the hexagon on the planet's pole is a source for a 6000 year old death cult ruling the world.[1] Also claiming the planet and death cult ruined his life. He also gets super leaky if you call him Arab or Kurdish or anything but an Alawite (ev&oe they are all sandniggers in everyphonos eyes). Any mention of Saturn will milk at least 10 reppeys from him.
Debt
[edit | edit source]Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay 80000 USD for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to mecca to worship the big nigger cube. It’s surprising that he hasn’t roped yet. [2]
Beliefs
[edit | edit source]One night Asoori was gooning to his favorite ewhore and found out that she posted a video of her getting blacked, and somehow this motivated him to start worshipping Baal Hedad (idk how the two are fucking connected, they just are ok?).
Occupation
[edit | edit source]When he is not sperging out at other namefags for following Jesus Christ instead of Baal Mossad Niggertron Al-Saturni or whatever, that means he is either sleeping or at his job. He is Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s personal sissy slvtta, taking 20 cubits of big Saudi cock up his gaping Syrian hole. He has a world record collection of 888 vintage clitty cages, all made of lead.
Brother finds out
[edit | edit source]On march 6, 2026, Asoori would make a post about leaving islam in order to worship Baal Hadad, complaining about how his brother was about to snitch to his father about it, teen's began to speculate that Asoori might be beheaded for being pagan in a muslim country. asoori would later go on to bid farewell to various /pol/ posters while cuckjeet sat and rejoiced[3][4]
UPDATE: he came back and is going to fight his father in a death duel
Gallery
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Aryan beast o algo -
What some people think it's him.
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0916-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2934388.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0942-58/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0911-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2989440.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0911-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2989440.html
