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'''Asoori''' is a fat schizo broke sandnigger namefag from /pol/ who lives in Saudi Arabia. Ev&doe his family is from Syria, Asoori is known for disliking all abrahamic religions, (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He hates living in Saudia Arabia because criticizing Islam in any way is strictly forbidden and considered blasphemy which receives the punishment of being beheaded by a | '''Asoori''' is a fat schizo broke sandnigger namefag from /pol/ who lives in Saudi Arabia. Ev&doe his family is from Syria, Asoori is known for disliking all abrahamic religions, ([[Christianity]], [[Islam]] and [[Jews|Judaism]]). He hates living in Saudia Arabia because criticizing Islam in any way is strictly forbidden and considered blasphemy which receives the punishment of being beheaded by a SaudiGOD. He is also not a citizen and spends his days being a refugee niggerslave for saudibvlls and receives no benefits. Asoori claims to transheart [[Chuds|national socialism]] even though he's an Arab, though it is probably mostly for his hatred against kikes. He is also known for being extremely ESL but he engages in a bunch of serious political discussions threads.<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0916-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2934388.html</ref> | ||
== Personality == | == Personality == | ||
His personality can be described as slightly curious or something. Asoori is also known around /pol/ for detesting the planet Saturn. Claiming that the hexagon on the planet's pole is a source for a 6000 year old death cult ruling the world.<ref name=":0" /> Also claiming the planet and death cult ruined his life. He also gets super leaky if you call him Alawite or Kurdish or anything but a Syrian Arab ( | His personality can be described as slightly curious or something. Asoori is also known around /pol/ for detesting the planet Saturn. Claiming that the [[Nonsense|hexagon on the planet's pole is a source for a 6000 year old death cult ruling the world.]]<ref name=":0" /> Also [[Schizophrenia|claiming the planet and death cult ruined his life.]] He also gets super leaky if you call him Alawite or Kurdish or anything but a Syrian Arab (''ev&oe they are all sandniggers in everyphonos eyes''). Any mention of Saturn will milk at least 10 reppeys from him. | ||
== Debt == | == Debt == | ||
Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay 80000 USD for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to the big nigger cube. It’s surprising that he hasn’t roped yet. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0942-58/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html</ref> | Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay 80000 USD for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to the [[Paganism|big nigger cube]]. It’s surprising that he hasn’t [[Trannies|roped]] yet. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0942-58/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html</ref> | ||
== Occupation == | == Occupation == | ||
When he is not sperging out at other namefags for following Jesus Christ instead of Baal Mossad Niggertron Al-Saturni or whatever, that means he is either sleeping or at his job. He is Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s personal sissy slvtta, taking 20 cubits of big Saudi cock up his gaping Syrian hole. He has a world record collection of 888 vintage clitty cages, all made of lead. | When he is not sperging out at other [[namefags]] for following Jesus Christ instead of [[Satan|Baal Mossad Niggertron Al-Saturni]] or whatever, that means he is either sleeping or at his job. He is Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s personal sissy slvtta, taking 20 cubits of big Saudi cock up his gaping Syrian hole. He has a world record collection of 888 vintage clitty cages, all made of lead. | ||
== Leaving islam and possible death == | == Leaving islam and possible death == | ||
On march 6, 2026, | On march 6, 2026, Asoori would make a post about leaving islam in order to worship [[Satan|Baal Hadad]], complaining about how his brother was about to snitch to his father about it, teen's began to speculate that Asoori might be beheaded for being pagan in a muslim country. asoori would later go on to bid farewell to various /pol/ posters while [[cuckjeet]] sat and rejoiced<ref><nowiki>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uC4LP</nowiki></ref> | ||
[[File:AsooriLeaves.jpeg|Asoori's as of yet latest post|thumb]] | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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I am sorry you can't understand that you are being ruled by an ancient death cult. |
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| Gender | Male |
| Race | Syrian Arab |
| Religion | Desert satanic BBC moloch folk worship or something nophono fucking knows geg |
| Years active | 2025-present |
| Tripcode | !tUUSCNjouw |
Asoori is iron.Asoori is a fat schizo broke sandnigger namefag from /pol/ who lives in Saudi Arabia. Ev&doe his family is from Syria, Asoori is known for disliking all abrahamic religions, (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He hates living in Saudia Arabia because criticizing Islam in any way is strictly forbidden and considered blasphemy which receives the punishment of being beheaded by a SaudiGOD. He is also not a citizen and spends his days being a refugee niggerslave for saudibvlls and receives no benefits. Asoori claims to transheart national socialism even though he's an Arab, though it is probably mostly for his hatred against kikes. He is also known for being extremely ESL but he engages in a bunch of serious political discussions threads.[1]
Personality
[edit | edit source]His personality can be described as slightly curious or something. Asoori is also known around /pol/ for detesting the planet Saturn. Claiming that the hexagon on the planet's pole is a source for a 6000 year old death cult ruling the world.[1] Also claiming the planet and death cult ruined his life. He also gets super leaky if you call him Alawite or Kurdish or anything but a Syrian Arab (ev&oe they are all sandniggers in everyphonos eyes). Any mention of Saturn will milk at least 10 reppeys from him.
Debt
[edit | edit source]Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay 80000 USD for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to the big nigger cube. It’s surprising that he hasn’t roped yet. [2]
Occupation
[edit | edit source]When he is not sperging out at other namefags for following Jesus Christ instead of Baal Mossad Niggertron Al-Saturni or whatever, that means he is either sleeping or at his job. He is Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s personal sissy slvtta, taking 20 cubits of big Saudi cock up his gaping Syrian hole. He has a world record collection of 888 vintage clitty cages, all made of lead.
Leaving islam and possible death
[edit | edit source]On march 6, 2026, Asoori would make a post about leaving islam in order to worship Baal Hadad, complaining about how his brother was about to snitch to his father about it, teen's began to speculate that Asoori might be beheaded for being pagan in a muslim country. asoori would later go on to bid farewell to various /pol/ posters while cuckjeet sat and rejoiced[3]
Gallery
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Aryan beast o algo
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0916-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2934388.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0942-58/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uC4LP
