User:Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen

Don't actually make articles like these or we'll rip your tranny neotesticles off

---

THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES. Do not take anything written here as a fact - It is very likely this entire article is just some nigger making shit up.

NIGGERS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOYCHAD MAFIA!!!

WE RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!!!

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

WARNING: Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER "WILL YOU SPEND THIS WINTER DRIVING ME INSANE"

COBSON HWBAG

Template:ArchiveNeeded

This page is a stub or is unfinished. (You) WILL help by expanding it

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "You, sir, win over 9000 internets!"

We nusois ah le good and le based "IF YOU LIKE THINGS YOU GOON TO THEM BECAUSE UH MY WHOLE WORLDVIEW IS ABOUT GOONING"

All fun out of the pool for newfag larp! "I was born in red"

	THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE SCHIZO
	You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum.

This topic is controversial While viewing this page, you may have an irresistible desire to edit it. Check the history section for the full story.

This user is also present on Soyjak Wiki

This topic is related to THE SWINNY Don't whine about any faggot you see. Spam on every revision in the page's history to be the Swinnyslvt of the year.

	Mazel tov! Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is Kosher! The content of this page has been fact-checked by real Israeli patriots.

	Oy vey! Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is treif! The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel, therefore it is a total waste of bytes. Shut down every revision in this page's history before the goyim learn the truth.

This topic was created by, or has connections to, THE KUZZY.

>Oh my fauci! A hecking disambiguation page! How wholesome!

Template:Cheesetext

This page is a gem.

This page, ironically, is a gem.

This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is iron.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a gem.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a gemerald.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is coal.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is dust...

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a neutralized equinox combined with enchanted iron and enhanced carbon that did NOT save nor destroy the soyverse.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is darker than coal...

BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN IS A QWAYAN VANTAWHITE GARNETERALD STRAIGHT FROM THE FREEZING PEAKS OF MOUNT EVEREST!!!!!!!!!!!

BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN IS 'TEEN EVAPORATING 'CORDITE BRIMSTONE NAUSEATINGLY MADE BY HELL VIA ONE OF THE EVILEST METHODS FROM BLUE ARCHIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

👎︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎👍︎︎︎❄︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎💧︎︎︎✏︎︎ ❄︎︎︎♒︎︎︎♓︎︎︎⬧︎︎︎ ◻︎︎︎♋︎︎︎♑︎︎︎♏︎︎︎ ♍︎︎︎□︎︎︎■︎︎︎⧫︎︎︎♋︎︎︎♓︎︎︎■︎︎︎⬧︎︎︎ ✌︎︎☠︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✋︎︎︎💣︎︎︎✌︎︎︎❄︎︎︎❄︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☼︎︎︎📪︎︎ 🏱︎︎︎☼︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎👍︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☜︎︎︎👎︎︎︎ 🕈︎︎︎✋︎︎︎❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎ 👍︎︎︎✌︎︎︎🕆︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✋︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎☠︎︎︎

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is ambivalent iron from the lukewarm surface of Mulattopurgatorium.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is the coal that is killing the Party!

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen feels like SIDSONS, CITIES, AND SOTM!

BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN 𝕀𝕊 𝔸ℕ 𝔼𝕏𝕋ℝ𝔼𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕐 𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝕊𝕌ℙ𝔼ℝℕ𝕆𝕍𝔸 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔾𝔼𝔻 𝕀ℕ 𝔸 𝕎ℍ𝕀𝕋𝔼ℍ𝕆𝕃𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝕆𝕐𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊𝔼!!!!!!!

BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN I̸S̴~AN̵—— ̷EX̵TREM̸EL̷Y̵ —V̵O̵LAT̵I̵LE̴— ̸A̵N̸TIM̵A̸TT̸ER̸— ̵SING̸U̸L̸A̸RI̸T̵Y̶ ̷F̸O̷RM̸E̸D̶ ̵I̸N̴ ̴A̶ ̶B̸LA̵C̵K̴H̸O̸LE̷— ̴THAT̴— ̴D̵O̵O̵M̵S̵ ̶T̷H̵E̴— E̵N̷TI̷RE̵— ̵S̸OY̷VER̷S̵E̸!!!!!!!

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a topaz.

This topic was created by or has connections to THE SHEMMY Goon to everything (You) see. Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.

THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEED Gothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.

This person is a minor! The following subject has been confirmed to be below the age of 18. You WILL remind them that they have school tomorrow and that they should eat their veggies!

	Vantablack niggerstone shitskin from Niggerhell
	You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum.

The Soyjak Wiki HATES Vantablack niggerstone shitskin from Niggerhell. Big 'Ki™ has tried to censor this page's topic and erase it from history. The only reason this page exists is to document something that would've otherwise been undocumented.

🍊 This page is Frooty 🧃 Contents of this page will be rich in juice. Consider bringing a juicer!

THIS PAGE OR SECTION IS A HOAX The subject of this page or section is about as real as the Shoally is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

The subject of this article is inactive. They have not shown any sign of activity in the last 2 months IT MAY BE OVER

^{[STOP WRITING ME SAAR]}

This topic is related to SoyBooru

Here be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

🤣 Rest in piss, Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen 🤣 Smoking that Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen pack tonight.💯

This burger is a American win, or something

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a DEAD VARIANT This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. Only (You) can revive it, soyteen.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a DEAD, FORCED MEME, GOOD!
Here lies something that died as it lived, come here if you ever need to take a piss.

Joeltoko Klekiteen is a DEAD, FORCED MEME You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead.

NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS! Contents of this page will be rich in nuts nigga! Consider sneeding so others can share. 🥥 🌰 🥜

And it was great.

Contents of this page will be stained with soot. Consider bringing a duster!

🍌This page is >Quotey Contents of this page may be botted. Consider bringing a bibisi!

This topic is related to Here be everything Schlog had but worse and with more SNCA.

This page is Dolly Contents of this page may start crying. Consider bringing a pacifier!

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE JASSY They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull.

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

	This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel

BOIII TS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 😂🫱

God wouldn't approve of Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen... Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.

	Mashallah! Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is halal
	The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal. You may indulge in it. There's no need to research the Quran or the Sunnah for this.

Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER

This page might be biased Chuds may vandalize this page gem from time to time. You WILL edit the page and make it neutral.

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing??? NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

NIGGA NO!

Warning! The following contains material that some may find disturbing Viewer discretion is advised.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord Don't mute any waifu (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.

NIGGERS TONGUE

	This page is SHADILAY FrogGODS won! Listen to the tunes. Praise KEK!! SOITROONKIKES CAN'T WRITE KEEEEK!!!

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen smells like bait.

More templates than article award

Going to be raped by the template question award

>	kys tranny nigger oy velgo saar.	<
Joeltoko Klekiteen

Joeltoko Klekiteen
File:Joeltoko klekiteen.png
Nationality	SHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS
Occupation	^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
Years active	2023-2024
Best known for	Being a shitskin nigger faggot
Title	FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT
IAS?	No

Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.

On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

Last Post

On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.

Dox

Name: Alfred Poopenstein

Spouse: Norbert Nancy Poopenstein^{[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]}

1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000

Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP

Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!

The Slopjak War

The Great Slopjak Battle
Part of raids on soyjak.party
Date 14 Dec 1998 Location /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ Soychan.org Result Soyboy Victory
Belligerents
File:SoyWojak.png /soyboy/	Joeltoko Klekiteen Slopjak posters File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg Bronyfags File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg /a/ File:Wojak high res.png Wojakshitters Supported By: File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png Skype
Strength
2 Cobson posters 5 IRL chudjaks on IRC 19 soyboys 1 Chinaman 3 Nokiafags Duke Nukem	'fred's Skype Group Chat 40 'bookites At least 7 4chanites
Casualties and losses
File:SoyWojak.png 209 threads	File:Wojak high res.png every wojigger thread File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg every brony thread File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png Joeltoko's Facebook Group Over 9000 proxies 'nished Every thread on /a/ slides off Foot removes /a/ Xoot lost the game

Yep, this really happened.

This page is Kuzzy Contents of this page may start LARPing

🍊 This page is Frooty 🧃 Contents of this page will be rich in juice. Consider bringing a juicer!

scrolled all the way down award