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Shartycore (talk | contribs) Created page with "{{attentionwhore}} {{Discord}} {{Infobox person |image=VeteranValentine2026.png |name=Jazie (Veteran Valentine) |native_name=JazieKitty |caption={{q|>MARGE WHY IS XE ARCHIVING 2020 DISCORD LOGS IN 2026}} |known_for=Writing 200-minute biographies on dead GoAnimate wikis |status=Terminal Main Character Syndrome |death_date=2021 (mentally) |nationality=filiparyan}} '''JazieKitty''' (also known as the "Warden", "BlueCraze", or "Veteran Valentine" by no..." |
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|known_for=Writing 200-minute biographies on dead GoAnimate wikis | |known_for=[[Sharty:Autism|Writing 200-minute biographies on dead GoAnimate wikis]] | ||
|status=Terminal Main Character Syndrome | |status=Terminal Main Character Syndrome | ||
|death_date=2021 (mentally) | |death_date=2021 (mentally) | ||
|nationality=[[sharty:Philippines|filiparyan]]}} | |nationality=[[sharty:Philippines|filiparyan]]}} | ||
'''JazieKitty''' (also known as the "Warden", "BlueCraze", or "Veteran Valentine" by nophono but xherself) is a literal who, [[sharty:ESL|ESL]], [[sharty:vantablack|vantablack]] [[sharty:lolcow|gegbvll]], and self-proclaimed "historian" from the Philippines. Xe is the CEO of [[Larpercore]], a micro-genre of [[sharty:autism|autism]] that consists of treating 5-year-old Discord squabbles like the fall of Rome. Xe is best known for having such a massive ego that xher attempt to archive xher "legacy" resulted in a Total Janny Death (TJD) for an entire GoAnimate Fandom wiki. | '''JazieKitty''' (also known as the "Warden", "BlueCraze", or "Veteran Valentine" by nophono but xherself) is a literal who, [[sharty:ESL|ESL]], [[sharty:vantablack|vantablack]] [[sharty:lolcow|gegbvll]], and self-proclaimed "historian" from the Philippines. Xe is the CEO of [[Larpercore]], a micro-genre of [[sharty:autism|autism]] that consists of treating 5-year-old [[Discord]] squabbles like the fall of Rome. Xe is best known for having such a massive ego that xher attempt to archive xher "legacy" resulted in a Total Janny Death (TJD) for an entire [[Wikipedia:GoAnimate|GoAnimate Fandom]] wiki. | ||
==The 3-Hour Wiki Nvke== | ==The 3-Hour Wiki Nvke== | ||
[[File:JazieWikiWallOfText.png|thumb|A snippet of the 200-minute biography which is pure [[sharty:brimstone|brimstone]]]] | [[File:JazieWikiWallOfText.png|thumb|A snippet of the 200-minute biography which is pure [[sharty:brimstone|brimstone]]]] | ||
The biggest [[sharty:coal|coal]] in Jazie’s "career" is the '''GoAnimate V2 Wiki Incident''' of 2026. Xe spent approximately 180 minutes (longer than the movie ''Oppenheimer'' GEEG) writing a massive biography detailing every single interaction xe had on the internet since 2018. | The biggest [[sharty:coal|coal]] in Jazie’s "career" is the '''GoAnimate V2 Wiki Incident''' of 2026. Xe spent approximately 180 minutes (longer than the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Oppenheimer (movie)|Oppenheimer]]'' GEEG) writing a massive biography detailing every single interaction xe had on the internet since 2018. | ||
The article contained "heavier themes," "psychology warfare," and "taboo-art" (drawing cartoon characters getting tortured). The post was such high-tier '''vantablack brimstone''' and so TOS-violating that the Fandom jannies nvked the entire wiki to stop the spread of the [[sharty:dust|dust]]. GEEG. | The article contained "heavier themes," "psychology warfare," and "taboo-art" (drawing cartoon characters getting tortured). The post was such high-tier '''vantablack brimstone''' and so TOS-violating that the Fandom jannies nvked the entire wiki to stop the spread of the [[sharty:dust|dust]]. GEEG. | ||
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==Larpercore History== | ==Larpercore History== | ||
Xher backstory is rooted in the [[Larpercore]] dust of 2020, specifically the "Anti-Gacha" community. Xe claims to be the "first independent female in UTTP history," a title that is a total [[sharty:nothingburger|nothingburger]]. | Xher backstory is rooted in the [[Larpercore]] dust of 2020, specifically the "[[Lie|Anti-Gacha]]" community. Xe claims to be the "first independent female in UTTP history," a title that is a total [[sharty:nothingburger|nothingburger]]. | ||
* Funwaa: Xe was a member of this trolling group and views it as a "paramilitary operation." In reality, it was a group of teens raiding 'Tube comment sections. | * Funwaa: Xe was a member of this trolling group and views it as a "paramilitary operation." In reality, it was a group of teens raiding 'Tube comment sections. | ||
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Xe recently attempted a "rebound" into the [[UTTP]], claiming to be "honored by sabotage." Xher DeviantArt page is a shrine to aesthetic coal, featuring drawings of xher "chef persona" standing in front of explosions. | Xe recently attempted a "rebound" into the [[UTTP]], claiming to be "honored by sabotage." Xher DeviantArt page is a shrine to aesthetic coal, featuring drawings of xher "chef persona" standing in front of explosions. | ||
Xe was also involved with a Newgrounds user named TheGaboeFects, who rejected xer for crypto gambling. Jazie added this to xher "lore" as a "Final Heartbreak," proving that every drama is content for xher archives. | Xe was also involved with a [[Wikipedia:Newgrounds|Newgrounds]] user named TheGaboeFects, who rejected xer for crypto gambling. Jazie added this to xher "lore" as a "Final Heartbreak," proving that every drama is content for xher archives. | ||
Most of xher former friends have responded to xher "return" with a collective JSID (Just Shut It Down). | Most of xher former friends have responded to xher "return" with a collective JSID (Just Shut It Down). | ||
Latest revision as of 21:00, 11 February 2026
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THIS PERSON IS AN ATTENTION WHORE
(You) can help by ignoring xhem every time xhey post. |
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 JazieKitty was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord
Don't mute any trans girl (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p. |
JazieKitty is dust...Jazie (Veteran Valentine) | |
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| JazieKitty | |
 >MARGE WHY IS XE ARCHIVING 2020 DISCORD LOGS IN 2026 | |
| Status | Terminal Main Character Syndrome |
| Died | 2021 (mentally) |
| Nationality | filiparyan |
| Best known for | Writing 200-minute biographies on dead GoAnimate wikis |
JazieKitty (also known as the "Warden", "BlueCraze", or "Veteran Valentine" by nophono but xherself) is a literal who, ESL, vantablack gegbvll, and self-proclaimed "historian" from the Philippines. Xe is the CEO of Larpercore, a micro-genre of autism that consists of treating 5-year-old Discord squabbles like the fall of Rome. Xe is best known for having such a massive ego that xher attempt to archive xher "legacy" resulted in a Total Janny Death (TJD) for an entire GoAnimate Fandom wiki.
The 3-Hour Wiki Nvke
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The biggest coal in Jazie’s "career" is the GoAnimate V2 Wiki Incident of 2026. Xe spent approximately 180 minutes (longer than the movie Oppenheimer GEEG) writing a massive biography detailing every single interaction xe had on the internet since 2018.
The article contained "heavier themes," "psychology warfare," and "taboo-art" (drawing cartoon characters getting tortured). The post was such high-tier vantablack brimstone and so TOS-violating that the Fandom jannies nvked the entire wiki to stop the spread of the dust. GEEG.
Instead of taking the L, Jazie recontextualized this absolute embarrassment as the "Feb 1st Incident of 2026," creating "DLC" content for xher own life story.
Larpercore History
[edit | edit source]Xher backstory is rooted in the Larpercore dust of 2020, specifically the "Anti-Gacha" community. Xe claims to be the "first independent female in UTTP history," a title that is a total nothingburger.
- Funwaa: Xe was a member of this trolling group and views it as a "paramilitary operation." In reality, it was a group of teens raiding 'Tube comment sections.
- Project Gachafall: Xe describes this as a "war." It vvas actually just spamming gore on Instagram.
- Xe refers to xher time online as "serving," claiming xe is "battle hardened" and "scarred."
The "Veteran" Delusion
[edit | edit source]Xe currently operates under the delusion that xe is a legend, calling xherself "Veteran Valentine." Xe treats minor drama with users like Saythe and Knight as if they were significant geopolitical events. While xher former associates (who xe calls "comrades") have moved on to real jobs and relationships, Jazie persists in a state of carbon-tier obsession. Xe archives logs until 3 AM in the Philippines, documenting "betrayals" from people who simply stopped using Discord.
Xher Recent Activities
[edit | edit source]Xe recently attempted a "rebound" into the UTTP, claiming to be "honored by sabotage." Xher DeviantArt page is a shrine to aesthetic coal, featuring drawings of xher "chef persona" standing in front of explosions.
Xe was also involved with a Newgrounds user named TheGaboeFects, who rejected xer for crypto gambling. Jazie added this to xher "lore" as a "Final Heartbreak," proving that every drama is content for xher archives.
Most of xher former friends have responded to xher "return" with a collective JSID (Just Shut It Down).
