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There seems to be a DoS vulnerability in SoyPlace. The site is back online, do note I had to roll back the map because it got corrupted. Faggot (talk) 14:23, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

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{{Distinguish|[[soyjak.blog]]}}{{Award|number of edits on this page competing with number of posts on that site award}}{{Templatewrapper|{{Cloudflare}}|{{Farmy}}{{Shroom|content=This splinter is an alternative to [[File:Shroomlogosmall3.png|100px]]}}{{Schlog}}}}{{Infobox Imageboard Site|date_founded=2/6/2026|major_boards=/blog/|total_posts=111|homepage=soyblog.forumotion.com|owner=coalfarmer|creator=coalfarmer|imageboard_name=soyblog.forum|imageboard_logo=[[File:Down.png|200px]]}}'''The SoyBlog''' or the '''Shroom Killer''' is a <s>shroom and schlog alternative meant to be a "not faggoted version" not allowing porn, gore, or other faggoted brimstone</s> {{Lockedtext|a site that is actively being advertised on SNCApedia}}. (You) are advised this in keep this in mind while reading this page.
{{Distinguish|[[soyjak.blog]]}}{{Templatewrapper|{{Cloudflare}}|{{Farmy}}{{Shroom|content=This splinter is an alternative to [[File:Shroomlogosmall3.png|100px]]}}{{Schlog}}}}{{Infobox Imageboard Site|date_founded=2/6/2026|major_boards=/blog/ /spam/|total_posts=269|homepage=[https://soyblog.forumotion.com/forum soyblog.forumotion.com]|owner=coalfarmer


It separates itself from something like the [[splog]] as it allows splintercucks but is a mainly InnerSoysphere blospot.
Paradox


it also has '''much''' better spam protection compared to other splinter such as [[Cricky|the cricky]]
Coffee Addict|creator=coalfarmer|imageboard_name=soyblog.forum|imageboard_logo=[[File:Blog.jpg|230px]]}}'''The SoyBlog''' or the '''Shroom Killer''' is a shroom and schlog alternative meant to be a "not faggoted version" not allowing porn, gore, or other faggoted brimstone .


Its creator, [[coalfarmer]], lets you post anything within the rules with a '''''"Nothing is SNCA"''''' policy
It separates itself from something like the [[splog]] as it allows splintercucks but is a mainly InnerSoysphere blogspot. The site has a [[Wikipedia:IRC|IRC]] bunker like chat box used (soyblog.forumotion.com/chatbox) when the site goes down and PWC app extension. It also has a portal and activity page which archives and catalogs all post made there.
 
Along with these other feature the site has a "Daily Happenings" type extension called "the Daily Blogspot" which is updated everyday.
 
it also has much better spam protection compared to other splinters such as [[Cricky|the cricky]] who are raided with p' regularly.
 
Its creator, [[coalfarmer]], lets you post anything within the rules with a '''''"Nothing is SNCA"''''' policy. He is also obsessed and replies to almost every thread.


Albeit, those rules are;
Albeit, those rules are;
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''1. You will NOT post P', Loli, shota, or any other degenerate media such as gore or porn of any kind.''
''1. You will NOT post P', Loli, shota, or any other degenerate media such as gore or porn of any kind.''


''2. You will NOT use this site unless you are of or above the age of 13''
''2. You will NOT use this site unless you are of or above the age of 16''


''3. You will NOT apply for admin or mod status unless you are of or above the age of 16''
''3. You will NOT apply for admin or mod status unless you are of or above the age of 18''


''4. You will NOT spam create accounts or alts and VVILL save your info to prevent having to create tons of alts''
''4. You will NOT spam create accounts or alts and VVILL save your info to prevent having to create tons of alts''
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''10. You VVILL move any garbage post you see to /spam/''
''10. You VVILL move any garbage post you see to /spam/''


The site is currently somewhat dead and (YOU) can <s>help to make it not by advertising it on other splinters and posting whatever you want</s> {{Keyedtext|keep it that way by not advertising or using it because the site has an unintuitive UI and is being aggressively advertised by splinterfags}}.
== Within the soysphere ==
There was a shroom thread posted about the SoyBlog that brought a few new members before a shroom janny took it down <ref>https://archive.ph/W8FTX</ref> It was later reposted by Coffee Addict but its hidden.


there was also a shroom thread posted about the SoyBlog that brought a few new members before broot took it down realizing the trve power of the SoyBlog.<ref>https://archive.ph/W8FTX</ref>
Notable pedophile dobkun designed the logo for the site under the name [[User:AverageSoyjak|AverageSoyjak]] before being banned when coalfarmer found out dobkun was a p' nigger,
 
An image of blogfarmer, the mascot of the site, was posted on the ru' until it was deleted when menstrul cykill informed coalfarmer who dobkun is and that AverageSoyjak was infact him.
 
Menstrul Cykill also told coalfarmer to change the minimum age for membership and for janitorial roles to prevent this from happening and to prevent the site from being labeled hostile.
 
Crickoot and Noot the owners of the cricky and the splog also have a registered account on the site.


== Boards ==
== Boards ==
[[File:Hhgfghgfh.png|thumb|Aftermath of a fail raid deflected by bots]]
[[File:Hhgfghgfh.png|thumb|Aftermath of a fail raid deflected by bots]]
=== /blog/ - blogposting ===
=== /blog/ - blogposting ===
you blogpost here
the most active board within actual registered users used obviously for blogposting and serious forum threads


=== /spam/ - random shitposts ===
=== /spam/ - random shitposts ===
a man named gooner post everyday confessing his love for cock
the spam board thats most active with bots and guests
 
the only notable thing which happens is a real woman named gooner posting everyday confessing her love for cock and being shamed for it.


=== /FAQa/ - janny leakage zone ===
=== /FAQa/ - janny leakage zone ===
you will check here for the updates on everyone's favorite DNB site
FAQ's, news, and updates are posted here. only jannies have perms to post and/or reply. Users can like and dislike posts doe.


== Notable Posters ==
== Notable Posters ==
[[File:Dob.png|thumb|Dobkun leaks as AverageSoyjak after being banned]]


=== Staff: ===
=== Staff: ===


* [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ## Admin {{Keyedtext|(stop shilling your site here obsessed nigger)}}
* [[Coalfarmer|'''Coalfarmer ## Admin''']] - best namefag in /pol/
* AverageSoyjak ## Janny
* [[Literal who|'''Paradox ## Janny''']] - Like his potato chips wavy, proud conservative amerimutt patriot, devout catholic.
* Paradox ## Janny
* [[Oldfag|'''Coffee Addict ## Janny''']] -<nowiki/> Columbian [[Soytan]] porn artist <ref> https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/non-anonymous-confession-thread.14976/post-625424 </ref> who used [[Schlog|OldSchlog]] and [[Shroom]] who left the latter due realizing how much of a loser he is. <ref> [[File:Coff33.png|300x300px]] </ref> As the name suggests, he loves [[Wikipedia:Coffee|coffee]], specifically Matcha.


=== Registered: ===
=== Registered: ===


* '''Noot''' - owner of some snca splinter blog
* '''TerrorByte''' - NEET 18 year old who likes TF2 and lives in agartha. also is friends with CoffeeAddict.
* '''ShartyConnesieur''' - ongezellig posting zarty user
* '''ShartyConnesieur''' - ongezellig posting [[Soyzellig.party|zarty]] user
* '''Coffee Addict''' - shroomer nice person
* '''Vanilla Ice''' - shroomer troll. Pretends to be a rapper named Vanilla Ice for whatever reason.
* '''Vanilla Ice''' - shroomer troll
* '''ROY''' - Owner of [[GCH]].
* '''ROY''' - Owner of GCH
* '''GOANIMATEFAN''' - former user of the cricky who is autistically obsessed with Go!Animate software
* '''Crickoot -''' owner of [[Cricky|the cricky]]
* '''Soyjakfan91''' - basically real life neutralplier
* '''Noot''' - owner of some [https://blogjakky.gt.tc snca splinter blog] which as of now only has [[sharty:Geg|TWO posts]] after being up for twice as long as the soyblog ''(Noot lost access to his soyblog and splinterblog accounts GEG)''
* '''Dr.Braphattan''' - nacnud's account, is 169 year's old


=== Unregistered: ===
=== Unregistered: ===


* '''Gooner''' - gegerald schizo who spams the garbage board with brimstone
* '''Gooner''' - real woman and gegerald schizo who spams the garbage board with brimstone
* '''trans furry bbc lover -''' gooner's alt persona
* '''trans furry bbc lover -''' gooner's alt persona
=== Banned ===
* <s>'''[[Dobkun]]'''</s> - pedophile
* '''<s>[[Foodists|DogFucker]]</s>''' - random failtroll zoosadist
*'''<s>[[Dobkun|Oleski]]</s>''' - Dobkun's alt
== Points System ==
Every user on The SoyBlog gets points for activity and is public on their profile. It is a built in extension template in the Forums Motion Blogspot engine.
'''getting profile messages gives a user 3 points.'''
'''getting a new friend gives a user 10 points'''
'''each day since registration users gain 1 point'''
you can also donate points to other users.


== Custom Emoticons ==
== Custom Emoticons ==
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for a guide on how to use and add these emoticons check this [https://help.forumotion.com/t8325-smileys-emojis-emoticons-and-gifs janny guide from 2007 on Forumotion.com] made by the godfather himself.
for a guide on how to use and add these emoticons check this [https://help.forumotion.com/t8325-smileys-emojis-emoticons-and-gifs janny guide from 2007 on Forumotion.com] made by the godfather himself.


for a list of the custom emoticons used by the site see below.
for a list of the custom emoticons used by the site see below. There is also a [https://soyblog.forumotion.com/t4-custom-emoticons#5 thread in /FAQa/] which archives all of them.
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|13
|:caca:
|:caca:
|a happy lil [[Sharty:Caca|caca]]
|caca dancing
|-
|-
|14
|14
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|40
|:arm:
|:arm:
|Armenian [[Wikipedia:Arevakhach|Arevakhach]] ethnic symbol
|Armenian [[Wikipedia:Arevakhach|Arevakhach]] ethnic symbol
|-
|-
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|-
|56
|56
|:caca:
|:caca2:
|caca dancing
|a happy lil [[Sharty:Caca|caca]]
|-
|-
|57
|57
|:gem:
|:gem:
|gem cereal
|a gem eating a [[Sharty:Goyslop|cereal]]
|-
|-
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|62
|62
|:note:
|:note:
|hmm i see...
|hmm i see... i hereby invite you to meme
|-
|-
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|63
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|64
|64
|:calm:
|:calm:
|im just so /calm/
|im just so /calm/ /happy/ and /relaxed/
|-
|-
|65
|65
|:project:
|:project:
|YOUR PROJECTING AHHHHHH
|YOUR PROJECTING AHHHHHH
|-
|66
|:caillou:
|Go!Animate caillou added for Go!Animate fan
|-
|67
|:caillou2:
|same thing as above except caillou dances
|-
|68
|:nacnud:
|nacnud/Dr.Braphattan's self insert
|-
|69
|:admin:
|[[Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer's]] self insert
|-
|70
|:SWA:
|[[SWAbooru|Swagger With Attitude]] Trollface logo
|-
|71
|:sonne:
|sonnerad [[Wikingtog88|pagan larpfag]] symbol
|-
|72
|:tesak:
|(((they))) killed him
|}
|}
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Latest revision as of 04:45, 13 February 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for soyjak.blog?


Warning! The following website has (((Cloudflare protection.))) Please enable JavaScript.
You WILL be datamined if you proceed.
This page is agriculturey
Contents of this page may fall for bait easily.
Consider posting SNCA blog threads about your southern aryan heritage

This splinter is an alternative to
Here be everything Schlog had but worse and with more SNCA.

This topic is related to soyjak.blog
Here was namefags and SNCA.

soyblog.forum
Foundation 2/6/2026
Creator coalfarmer
Owner coalfarmer

Paradox

Coffee Addict

Major Boards /blog/ /spam/
Total posts 269
Website soyblog.forumotion.com

The SoyBlog or the Shroom Killer is a shroom and schlog alternative meant to be a "not faggoted version" not allowing porn, gore, or other faggoted brimstone .

It separates itself from something like the splog as it allows splintercucks but is a mainly InnerSoysphere blogspot. The site has a IRC bunker like chat box used (soyblog.forumotion.com/chatbox) when the site goes down and PWC app extension. It also has a portal and activity page which archives and catalogs all post made there.

Along with these other feature the site has a "Daily Happenings" type extension called "the Daily Blogspot" which is updated everyday.

it also has much better spam protection compared to other splinters such as the cricky who are raided with p' regularly.

Its creator, coalfarmer, lets you post anything within the rules with a "Nothing is SNCA" policy. He is also obsessed and replies to almost every thread.

Albeit, those rules are;

1. You will NOT post P', Loli, shota, or any other degenerate media such as gore or porn of any kind.

2. You will NOT use this site unless you are of or above the age of 16

3. You will NOT apply for admin or mod status unless you are of or above the age of 18

4. You will NOT spam create accounts or alts and VVILL save your info to prevent having to create tons of alts

5. You CAN advertise your splinters here but they must be in /spam/

6. You CAN dox anyone who (actually) deserves it and post it here with reasoning attached

7. You CAN mass report any violations of these rules you see

8. You CAN slander admins and/or mods but do not spam them unless its in /spam/

9. You VVILL archive any relevant threads and add them to the SNCApedia page on us

10. You VVILL move any garbage post you see to /spam/

Within the soysphere

[edit | edit source]

There was a shroom thread posted about the SoyBlog that brought a few new members before a shroom janny took it down [1] It was later reposted by Coffee Addict but its hidden.

Notable pedophile dobkun designed the logo for the site under the name AverageSoyjak before being banned when coalfarmer found out dobkun was a p' nigger,

An image of blogfarmer, the mascot of the site, was posted on the ru' until it was deleted when menstrul cykill informed coalfarmer who dobkun is and that AverageSoyjak was infact him.

Menstrul Cykill also told coalfarmer to change the minimum age for membership and for janitorial roles to prevent this from happening and to prevent the site from being labeled hostile.

Crickoot and Noot the owners of the cricky and the splog also have a registered account on the site.

Boards

[edit | edit source]
Aftermath of a fail raid deflected by bots

/blog/ - blogposting

[edit | edit source]

the most active board within actual registered users used obviously for blogposting and serious forum threads

/spam/ - random shitposts

[edit | edit source]

the spam board thats most active with bots and guests

the only notable thing which happens is a real woman named gooner posting everyday confessing her love for cock and being shamed for it.

/FAQa/ - janny leakage zone

[edit | edit source]

FAQ's, news, and updates are posted here. only jannies have perms to post and/or reply. Users can like and dislike posts doe.

Notable Posters

[edit | edit source]
Dobkun leaks as AverageSoyjak after being banned

Staff:

[edit | edit source]

Registered:

[edit | edit source]
  • TerrorByte - NEET 18 year old who likes TF2 and lives in agartha. also is friends with CoffeeAddict.
  • ShartyConnesieur - ongezellig posting zarty user
  • Vanilla Ice - shroomer troll. Pretends to be a rapper named Vanilla Ice for whatever reason.
  • ROY - Owner of GCH.
  • GOANIMATEFAN - former user of the cricky who is autistically obsessed with Go!Animate software
  • Crickoot - owner of the cricky
  • Soyjakfan91 - basically real life neutralplier
  • Noot - owner of some snca splinter blog which as of now only has TWO posts after being up for twice as long as the soyblog (Noot lost access to his soyblog and splinterblog accounts GEG)
  • Dr.Braphattan - nacnud's account, is 169 year's old

Unregistered:

[edit | edit source]
  • Gooner - real woman and gegerald schizo who spams the garbage board with brimstone
  • trans furry bbc lover - gooner's alt persona

Banned

[edit | edit source]

Points System

[edit | edit source]

Every user on The SoyBlog gets points for activity and is public on their profile. It is a built in extension template in the Forums Motion Blogspot engine.

getting profile messages gives a user 3 points.

getting a new friend gives a user 10 points

each day since registration users gain 1 point

you can also donate points to other users.

Custom Emoticons

[edit | edit source]
A 2018-2019 screenshot of all the pre-set emoticons available at that time on forum motions

forum motion, the ancient oldfag engine used by the soyblog (it was made in fucking 2004), has a library of pre-set emoticons numbering about 61.

for a guide on how to use and add these emoticons check this janny guide from 2007 on Forumotion.com made by the godfather himself.

for a list of the custom emoticons used by the site see below. There is also a thread in /FAQa/ which archives all of them.

Number Name Description
1 :republican: Republican party elephant symbol
2 :democrat: democratic party D symbol
3 :libertarian: libertarian party hedgehog symbol
4 :qa: Qanon symbol american flag
5 :louisiana: Louisiana state flag
6 :alabama: Alabama state flag
7 :south: Confederate army flag
8 :neutralplier: Logo of the soyblog, named blogfarmer
9 :saskdeity: saskdeity's self insert
10 :saddy: sobbing sad bastard yellow
11 :wiki: wikipedia logo soyjak
12 :idk: confused emoji yellow soyjak with white hands
13 :caca: caca dancing
14 :broot: an AI broot says SHUSH and sips a Pepsi you selfish little fuck
15 :feral: seething feraljak
16 :chud: chud thinking
17 :troon: troon hanging
18 :chad: aryan chad
19 :wow: OMGISA!!! A WOM-Oh wait, it’s a troonish Joyjak.
20 :goku: a picture of goku from dragon ball z
21 :USA: USA flag waving the Soyjak wiki icon
22 :mountain: mountain niggaz faction banner green eyes variant
23 :jesus: jesus looking
24 :WIP: under construction sign
25 :giga: gigachad dancing
26 :nophono: nophono use giga low rider gif
27 :nophono2: nophono use moonman low rider gif
28 :nophono3: nophono use hitler low rider gif
29 :nophono4: nophono use pepe low rider gif
30 :pepe: southern pepe
31 :pepe2: pepe thinking
32 :conserv: conservapedia's NAS mascot sisa
33 :sam: sam hyde with a gun
34 :seethe: a crying and seething soyjak
35 :sem: an "I Heart Haunted Mound" design
36 :bed: a sleepy chud
37 :jew: star of david
38 :celt: celtic cross
39 :nazi: heckin' unwholesome nazi symbol
40 :arm: Armenian Arevakhach ethnic symbol
41 :info: rotating info wars logo cube
42 :DOCTOS: doctos
43 :sgp: spaceghostpurpp mugshot
44 :wholesome: happy heart wo jak
45 :fag: you use this when you're ranting about your SNCA life problems
46 :4chan: 4chan logo
47 :ESL: esl shitskin heckin woah jack! yo
48 :marge: i HATE giving context!
49 :brim: WATCH OUT ITS A BRIM NVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50 :true: WATCH OUT ITS A TRVTH NVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51 :true2: chud droppin' a trvth nvke
52 :janny: janny disapproval jak'
53 :NAS: this is nas.
54 :med: MEDS. NOW.
55 :broot2: broot is ANGRY and calls you a slf
56 :caca2: a happy lil caca
57 :gem: a gem eating a cereal
58 :geg: gegerald giffy
59 :alarm: DOCTOS
60 :troon2: heckin troonjak waving xer queen hands
61 :nonono: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JAK ME NOOOO
62 :note: hmm i see... i hereby invite you to meme
63 :gem2: Identifying gems with Dr.Cob
64 :calm: im just so /calm/ /happy/ and /relaxed/
65 :project: YOUR PROJECTING AHHHHHH
66 :caillou: Go!Animate caillou added for Go!Animate fan
67 :caillou2: same thing as above except caillou dances
68 :nacnud: nacnud/Dr.Braphattan's self insert
69 :admin: Coalfarmer's self insert
70 :SWA: Swagger With Attitude Trollface logo
71 :sonne: sonnerad pagan larpfag symbol
72 :tesak: (((they))) killed him

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