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{{South}}{{Clittycel}}{{Infobox Person|name=Coalfarmer|child=HuckleBerry Brimsoi'|birth_name=Coally|baptized=Yes|birth_place=/pol/land|status=Active|other names=Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,|race=White|religion=Christianity (Methodist)|education=University of Kuz|years active=2022-|wiki_account=https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer|IAS?=sometimes|opponents=soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/|office=Emperor of the Mountain (since 2025)
{{Infobox Person|name=Coalfarmer|child=HuckleBerry Brimsoi'|birth_name=Coally|baptized=Yes|birth_place=/pol/land|status=Active|other names=Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,|race=White|religion=Christianity (Methodist)|education=University of Kuz|years active=2022-|wiki_account=https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer|IAS?=sometimes|opponents=soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/|office=Emperor of the Mountain (since 2025)
Owner of TACA (2022-2025)|known for=owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed,|notable works=The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart,|sexuality=Straight|gender=Male|nationality=Amerimutt (Louisiana)|image=[[File:Hoov.jpeg|300px]]|tripcode=!NlY/.kUOpU}}
Owner of TACA (2022-2025)|known for=owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed,|notable works=The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart,|sexuality=Straight|gender=Male|nationality=Amerimutt (Louisiana)|image=[[File:Hoov.jpeg|300px]]|tripcode=!NlY/.kUOpU|image caption=Profile picture used on the ru'|party=Sootism}}
[[File:1769243187199g.png|thumb|312x312px|{{Quote|>XEY POSTED LE DNB ON MY /POL/ OHNONONO}}]]
{{South}}{{Clittycel}}[[File:1769243187199g.png|thumb|312x312px|{{Quote|>XEY POSTED LE DNB ON MY /POL/ OHNONONO}}]]
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Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the [[Gempire]], and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates [[Soyjak.party|gems]] [[Sharty:Xitter|on]] [[Wikipedia:Instagram|multiple]] [[4chan|sites]]. He also cooks regularly and has his own [[Coalfarmer's /pol/ cook book|cook book]] filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.
Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the [[Gempire]], and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates [[Soyjak.party|gems]] [[Sharty:Xitter|on]] [[Wikipedia:Instagram|multiple]] [[4chan|sites]]. He also cooks regularly and has his own [[Coalfarmer's /pol/ cook book|cook book]] filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.
He also runs and owns the [[Namefag Olympics|NameFag Olympics]]
He was also one of the owners of the [[ The American Conservative Archives|Conservative Archives]] before it shut down and became exclusively [[Sharty:Google|Google Site]] oriented.


He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from [[Louisiana]], and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, [[Sharty:Truthnuke|and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game]].
He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from [[Louisiana]], and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, [[Sharty:Truthnuke|and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game]].
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* texas
* texas
* the gradingcaust
* the gradingcaust
* Wikington88
* {{Redglow|i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person}}
* {{Redglow|i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person}}


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* '''''[[Gold]]''''' - made SNCApedia and humilated slvt4bibisi  
* '''''[[Gold]]''''' - made SNCApedia and humilated slvt4bibisi  
* '''''[[Broot]]''''' - he's funny and his self inserts are cool  
* '''''[[Broot]]''''' - he's funny and his self inserts are cool  
* '''''[[sharty:Billinton|Bill]]''''' - talks about politics with him on the SWAbooru alot
* '''''[[Crickoot]]''''' - created the cricky my favorite sharty blog


== He is banned from ==
== Did You Know? ==


* Leftypedia
* Coalfarmer is banned from Leftypedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Wikipedia
* Encyclopedia Dramatica
* Coalfarmer runs and owns the [[Namefag Olympics|NameFag Olympics]]
* Wikipedia
* Coalfarmer smokes nigger weed
* Coalfarmer was the owner of the [[The American Conservative Archives]] before it shut down
* Coalfarmer is southern methodist
* Coalfarmer owns a plantation in /pol/land where he enslaves nusois to convert coal to gems
* Coalfarmer has a degree in Political Science from Kuz University
* Coalfarmer is usually somewhere on the big Ki's top editors list for the month
* Coalfarmer occasionally posts on [[The Cricky|the cricky]]
* Coalfarmer has been on the sharty for about 2 years
* Coalfarmer's original name was coally
* Coalfarmer's favorite admin is Soot or Quote
* Coalfarmer's favorite jewtuber is [[goblin]]
* (You) can contact Coalfarmer at '''''[email protected]'''''


== Rick Ross Posting ==
== Rick Ross Posting ==

Latest revision as of 22:43, 3 February 2026

Coalfarmer
Profile picture used on the ru'
Born
Coally

/pol/land
BaptizedYes
StatusActive
GenderMale
NationalityAmerimutt (Louisiana)
Other namesMethodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,
RaceWhite
SexualityStraight
ReligionChristianity (Methodist)
EducationUniversity of Kuz
Years active2022-
Best known forowning the mountain niggas, being obsessed,
Notable workThe American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart,
OfficeEmperor of the Mountain (since 2025) Owner of TACA (2022-2025)
Political partySootism
Opponent(s)soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/
Tripcode!NlY/.kUOpU
IAS?sometimes
Soyjak Wiki accounthttps://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer
dis thang is associated with southern aryans

beware of carpetbaggers, slaves, coonasses, and couyon boys

>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! 		>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
>XEY POSTED LE DNB ON MY /POL/ OHNONONO
Coalfarmer ironically, is a gem.

Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.

He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.

He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.

More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account

In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on. In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.

Things he likes

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  • Sam Hyde
  • France
  • Leswarthy
  • Nusois
  • Crawdaddies
  • Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
  • Methodism
  • God
  • Jesus
  • Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
  • the ‘ru
  • this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
  • Being unemployed
  • namefags
  • RC cola

Things he HATES

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  • you
  • splinters
  • porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
  • texas
  • the gradingcaust
  • Wikington88
  • i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person

Political Stance and Opinions

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  • Christianity is the only true religion
  • Modern jews are not the descendants of Abrahamic jews of which Jesus came from
  • homosexuality and all forms of it is a mental illness which in most cases can be cured
  • U.S. borders and immigration should only let in those from European countries
  • Races should not interbreed or mix
  • Segregation is alright as long as its separate but equal
  • Lower class natural drugs such as weed, alcohol, shrooms, are fine but higher-grade synthetics such as acid should be illegal
  • Abortion le bad
  • Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder

His Favorite Namefags

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  • Minnesota Orthodox - glazes him in his Christian threads on /pol/
  • Larper County Jakker' - Helps him with his articles when he lazy o algo
  • GOKUPOSTER - he is keyed and nice to coalfarmer in /pol/
  • Gold - made SNCApedia and humilated slvt4bibisi
  • Broot - he's funny and his self inserts are cool
  • Bill - talks about politics with him on the SWAbooru alot
  • Crickoot - created the cricky my favorite sharty blog

Did You Know?

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  • Coalfarmer is banned from Leftypedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Wikipedia
  • Coalfarmer runs and owns the NameFag Olympics
  • Coalfarmer smokes nigger weed
  • Coalfarmer was the owner of the The American Conservative Archives before it shut down
  • Coalfarmer is southern methodist
  • Coalfarmer owns a plantation in /pol/land where he enslaves nusois to convert coal to gems
  • Coalfarmer has a degree in Political Science from Kuz University
  • Coalfarmer is usually somewhere on the big Ki's top editors list for the month
  • Coalfarmer occasionally posts on the cricky
  • Coalfarmer has been on the sharty for about 2 years
  • Coalfarmer's original name was coally
  • Coalfarmer's favorite admin is Soot or Quote
  • Coalfarmer's favorite jewtuber is goblin
  • (You) can contact Coalfarmer at [email protected]

Rick Ross Posting

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every year on January 28th create a SNCA thread on news commemorating the day quote banned porn and rick ross's birthday.

Today is rick ross's birthday!

Wish him a happy birthday!

Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!

We love rick ross!

  • Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
    Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
  • Image Used
    Image Used

Self inserts (IAS)

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  • Mexiaryan variant
    Mexiaryan variant
  • impish variant
    impish variant

Self inserts (NAS)

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  • hoov used on the booru
    hoov used on the booru
  • goblin used on /pol/ when content or happy
    goblin used on /pol/ when content or happy
  • lenin used on /pol/ when reading
    lenin used on /pol/ when reading
  • Huey P. Long used on /pol/ when gegging
    Huey P. Long used on /pol/ when gegging
  • SpaceGhostPurpp used on /pol/ when being serious
    SpaceGhostPurpp used on /pol/ when being serious
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