List of Asian countries

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ASIA IS NAUSEATING SILESIAN BRIMSTONE THAT COMES FROM THE POOREST SLUMS OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!

ASIA IS DARKER THEN COAL!

Just like the African list, when you encounter templates like the Brimstone one, or the Jartycuck one, you may notice that there are some countries/nations that you have never heard of. Just like with the African one, all of these are SNCA (but considering this is the SNCApedia, let’s delve right into the Margerald factory, shall we, my little niggers!)

Not all countries will be included, only ones that make you geg.

List

The list. Don’t overthink it. Nobody gives a shit about these third world shitholes.

Southeast Asia

People who live in the Southeast. Don’t overthink it.

Thailand

Most Amerimutts in Thailand are trans btw

Thailand is notable for having the highest percentage of transgender people (meaning retarded men who think they are women and retarded women who think they are men) in the entire world, with around 1% of the total population there being a troon. That is very geggable. Apart from that the country is very normal. Their biggest crops are vegetables, cigarettes, and durians. If you ignore all the troons it is actually a pretty nice place.

Notable Thais

• Thaksin
• Everybody I dislike

Cambodia

Extremely tiny and pretty much the South Sudan of Asia as it was in a constant useless nigger war between Vietnamese mystery meat Cambodians and actual CAMBODIANS. Around 17% of the population died after a 4 year useless nigger war from 1976-1980.

Notable Cambodians

• /pol/ Pot

Myanmar (also known by xer dead name Burma)

Cambodia Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Like Cambodia, it is also in a perpetual state of TND, but unlike Cambodia, it is rich. It is probably much richer then you or your entire state will ever be due to having rare minerals (OH MY HECCAN SCIENCE!) like Krypton and Helium. It is by far the richest country in Southeast Asia.

East Timor

Extremely tiny country (like Seychelles size). Behind only Uganda it is the dumbest country, with the average IQ being 83. Prior to being independent it was owned by Indonesia, but in a Washingtonian sort of way they became independent in 1999.

Vietnam

This burger is a American win, or something

The only one I’m sure you know exists because the Amerimutts fought a war with them in the 70s that SJWs got pissed the fuck off about and protested about. Vietnam somehow won because America is shit and JFK got turned into a vegetable by the CIA or something. Currently it is pretty SNCA, not much goes on there apart from some BMT or whatever.

Notable Vietnamese

• Anybody who practices in bmt
• The men I saw on Mekong beach
• Vietjeet

Southwest Asia

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The really rich Arabic kebab shop of Asia, or something, yeah. Some of these countries enjoy killing Jews so most of them are Treif or however the kosher is salted.

Saudi Arabia

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Ridiculously large (Louisiana could fit into Saudi Arabia 6 times), rich, and Muslim. So Muslim in fact that if you are caught listening to music that does not glorify Muhammad or whatever you have a very high possibility of being tortured in a death camp. Richest country in the world due to oil. Pretty much kills any non-Muslim American despite merciless killing being haram.

Notable Saudis

• Ibnsaudi
• Most immigrants to Dearborn
• Ilhan

Bahrain

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As small as East Timor and

known for being the 2nd richest country in the world despite only being around 700 square miles and having only 2 big cities meaning it is is (((Jewish))).

. This means if it was the size of Saudi Arabia it would be 4x as rich.

Some Snopians suggest that despite the country claiming to be Muslim, it may actually be Jewish, and be a global honeypot for Jewish money laundering masquerading as a Muslim theocracy.

Qatar

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Bahrain but somehow worse as only 20% of the population is ethnically Qatari and the rest are kidnapped immigrants from Nepal, Bangladesh, and other Monsoon Asia shitholes. This also violates the Quran.

Notable Qataris

• AJMN

Lebanon

Lebanon is a Christian is a gem.

Unlike all the other countries, Lebanon is Christian. It was one of the first countries to be converted and is keyed. It is rich off of oil but donates it’s money to charitable causes. This country has been endorsed by Snopes, Louisiana, and Me making it a automatic gem.

Notable Lebanese

• Joel

Northwest Asia

The part of Asia nobody remembers. Most notably home to the Azeri-Armenian war.

Kazakhstan

Very large country but pretty much the Asian Algeria. Nobody fucking lives here.

Armenia

ARMENIA IS Z42 FAST-FREEZE, CHEAP JUMPSCARE RIDDEN, FLESH-BURNING CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE DROOLED OUT BY THE MOST AUTISTIC SPED OF GOONCLOWN'S GOONCAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Very brimstone country where a lot of retarded namefags originate from. It is believed the creator of petra is from here. This location is somehow the second smartest country in the entire world by IQ (113) behind only South Korea (114) or however the burger is flipped. It is believed that this is a Jewish city because there are 5 exclusively Jewish towns (or Shțetls) in Armenia. They also had a useless nigger war between Northern Armenians and Southern Armenians (who call themselves Ossietians you bigoted chuddies) that killed 2% of the population in 7 years from 2000-2007.

List of Armenians.

• Astrofene
• Trevor
• Goth
• WillyOffWheels
• Hasan

Turkey

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TURKEY IS CANCEROUS SILESIAN BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM 'CADO'S ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Very large country home to quite a lot of brimstone. More ethnically similar to European countries like Bosnia and Serbia but technically in Asia due to the science. Known for being a massive brimstone land and having quite possibly some of the most annoying selfish little fucks of all time.

Most of them are descendants from a muttish mixture of Proto-Indians, Egyptian/Middle Eastern Immigrants, Kurdish peoples (who are oppressed by the government o algo) and extinct Mongolian tribes that don’t exist anymore, making them along with us Amerimutts the most Muttish mutts to ever mutt.

List of Turks

• Astrofene (Turk-Armenian mutt)
• Trevor (Turk-Armenian-Kurd mutt)
• Goth (Turk-Armenian mutt)
• Hasan (Turk-Armenian mutt)
• Cènk Uyghur
• Milo Yiannopoulos (Turk-American-Greek mutt)
• Froot’s wife (their baby is a Italian-Turkish mutt)

Central Asia

CENTRAL ASIA is coal.

Barren like Northwest Asia but unlike Northwest Asia, actually has some crops (i.e, corn, fish, cacao, soy). Most Central Asians are Mongol mutts, and are also pretty dumb.

Kyrgyzstan

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Very barren and coal due to nobody there and having a fetish department but notable due to being the site of a 764 video where an autistic man burns himself alive after getting stranded due to confusing this country with Kazakhstan.

Mongolia

Mongolia is a DEAD, FORCED MEME You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead.

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE

The definition of WE WUZ KANGS. Back in the 700’s and 800’s Mongolia had a bunch of tribes that conquered literally everything from Japan to a random Kyrgyz village. As a result pretty much everybody has atleast 0.4% Mongol in their DNA because the fact that Mongols are known for having sex addictions. Unfortunately the eternal anglos conquered them in the 1800’s and killed around 13% of the population (which was already dying off due to Mongolia’s whole population being only concentrated in 3 cities in Central Mongolia) and now Mongolia (which officially became independent again in 1946) is so barren it could take 3 months to find a singular person. Pretty much the Asian equivalent of Montana.

Mongolia was also a forced meme on /b/ back in the early 2010’s, as a retarded poster from Mongolia kept posting the Mongolian flag along with the text “Bring back Khan” seemingly saying that he wanted Mongolia to become a new China like it was in the 700’s or something. The meme was so forced #VoteforVictor forcers were mad at him, and the poster was banned from /b/. It is unclear what the Mongolian forcer is doing now.

The only Gemmy thing to come out of Mongolia is when the Mongolian dictator whose name I can’t spell (I think it is Peljidiin Genden?) slapped Stalin in the face and told him to shut the fuck up when Stalin told Gendin that they were open to Mongolia joining the Soviet Union.

Notable Mongols

• (You) are technically one
• Genghis Khan
• Damdin
• Anyone who plays Mongolian wrestling.

Turkmenistan

Turkmenistan is iron.

Second most barren country in the world behind only Mongolia. Unlike Mongolia, it decided to join the Soviet Union, and is literally just Russia but with slightly more Mongol and Turkic ancestry. In fact, it is so Turkish, the name is literally Turkmen-istan (with Istan meaning home in Abkhaz, the National language of Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan), so this is literally just Turkey 2.0.

Notable Turkmeni

• Serdar I-won’t-attempt-to-pronounce-your-last-name-hame-dow
• Anonimos

Uzbekistan

BOIII TS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 😂🫱

The only Stan that doesn’t speak Abkhaz, they speak Russian (due to being in the Soviet Union) instead and are culturally Russian, making it pretty much Russia 2.0. They also fight for Vladimir Putin in the Russia-Ukrani War. Instead, they speak Russian. Home to the birthplace of Skibidi Toilet due to DaFuqBoom being from here.

Notable people

• Skibidi toilet inventor DaFuqBoom
• A lot of cacas
• A lot of Koreans as Joseph Stalin hated Koreans (like me) and expelled all Koreans trying to get visas to Uzbekistan.
• A hole that transports you into Agartha is located here.

East Asia

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Oh boy. Here come the big daddies. China, South and North Korea, Jewpan, and many more. Oh, boy.

Japan

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JAPAN IS SHITTY CALIFORNIAN BRIMSTONE UTTERLY COOMED UPON BY THE DEGENERATE GOONERS OF BRAPTARUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Japan, referred to as Jewpan or Jewpónce by detractors, is a brimstone republic up to the same length as Turkey and Vietnam, due to being the birthplace of Tranime. Despite only being around 8000 square miles (about the same size as Myanmar) it is arguably the most densely packed place in the entire world, with about 3000 people per square mile (only the island country of Barbados has more density). Japanese history is also quite brimstone due to the concept of Futanori and guro, which have been in Japanigger culture since the 1200’s at least. Japaniggers are also notable for being extremely good at getting under European/merican skin, as they were allies with Hitler despite Japan being accepting of LGBTQ meaning Japan was just LARPing so that they could BFTO America by bombing them in Pearl Harbor, which even though the American president at the time Frank Roosevelt agreed that Jews should be terminated he still proceeded to bomb the fuck out of Japan. This has caused Japaniggers to feel an intense desire to want to make Americans believe that they are ethnically Japanese and know everything there is to know about Japanese culture, which is simply not true. A prime example would be 4chan which originally started as an imageboard only for Japanese culture with 2 of the original 6 boards (/a/- Anime, /japan/- Japanese Culture) being dedicated to Japan in some form, and still retains/upholds creepy anime weeb vibes.

Notable Japaniggers

• Hideki Tojo
• Ichiro Suzuki
• Kent Sasawaka
• Anyone who watches Neon Genesis Evangelion that show is not good
• Hirohito
• Naught
• Anonymous BRAP!
• Tokyofags

China

CHINA IS RAISINTY NIGGERBOREAN BRIMSTONE SUMMONED FROM THE ENDLESS VOID OF THE GOONHITLER POUND!!!!!!!!!!!

China, referred to as Chinka, or Vachina by detractors, is Japan’s more evil twin. Unlike Japan which exists to rage bait people, China was behind only Mongolia in world power during the late Middle Ages. The Chinese Empire at its peak (988 AD) contained lands from Russia to Myanmar. However, China is weird because its people love chaos, and revere chaos so much that they just cannot stay put. As a result, multiple SNCA wars occurred, and due to China being so big in population, around 56M combined people died in the Chinese Civil Wars, some of which were so useless and niggerly like the 1882 Cinnamon War over literal goyslop. The Chinese empire then BFTO’d after a very short revolution due to the emperor being only 5 years old. After only a few years Communist dictator Mao Tsedong proceeded to commit the cardinal sin of taking over the country, which lead the democratic people to be exiled to the island of Taiwan, which then became the 23rd republic in China (which the Chinese call Taipe which means Taiwanese Republic). Tsedong plunged the country into a economic despair and similar to Quote, decided to stop contact with the outside world and 44M people died (but considering China has 1B people that is only a fraction). After Mao Tsedong died, multiple other people held control of the government, like Dong Zhaoping, and (currently) Xe Zinhping (where the term Xe comes form). They were also the country first tested on by the CIA, with the Fauci virus so that’s cool I guess.

Notable Chinks

• Mr. Dogmeat
• The Chinese buffet money laundering scheme owners
• Mr. Enlai
• Anybody who uses Douyin
• Anybody who uses BilliBilli
• Hongcuck

North Korea

North Korea is darker then coal..

North Korea is pretty much China if China didn’t take any meds. For a long time it was feuding with South Korea, with the north and south often fighting in Useless nigger wars from 392 BC-1662 AD, until they were both taken over by China. North Korea was granted independence in 1926 by China and was taken over by a batshit crazy communist fuck named Kim Il-Sung in 1948. He then attempted to conquer North Korea but was stopped and killed in the process. North Korea was then taken over by his even more crazy son, Kim Jong-il, who was “il” in the head and pretty much separated the country from the outside world, including any other communists. The country then became an absolute dictatorship, if you enter you are not allowed to leave, you cannot take pictures, you cannot stare at the statues of Il-sung, and you must have a painting of Il-sung, Jong-il, and the new leader, Kim Jong-un, in your house North Korea also threatens to kill (via nuclear warfare) the entire US, UK, and maybe even the world as we know it.

South Korea

North Korea’s biggest opp. The South is a democracy and has been since 1922, but often has to get help from other countries to fight off the North. Like Japan, they attempt to infiltrate your mind, and as a result (though not as extreme), there are QUITE A LOT of weaboos from the US who think they know everything about South Korea there is just because they listen to SK’s number 1 band, BTS. The science also states that the nationals of South Korea have (on average) a 114 IQ (which if true would be highest in the world) which is just not true at all, that instead belongs to List of African countries#Burundi with a average IQ of 1 million.

Monsoon Asia

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Also known as South Asia by the science, or something.

India

Already has a wiki article.

Bangladesh

Pretty much India except very dense, behind only Japan and Barbados in density, and people eat a special kind of feces called Poop2. Also has a really bad flooding problem due to being right next to the Indian Ocean.

Notable Bengalis

• Sasha Khan
• Mohen Saderp
• The elephant that clogged the shroom

Bhutan

In between China and India but considered part of Monsoon Asia due to the science, or something. Very sparse, behind only Mongolia and Turkmenistan. They have a language called Dzongkha, which despite only being spoken by 5% of the people is the national government language. Most people live nomadic lives and herd sheep, so that’s cool I guess. It’s pretty chill and is the Louisiana of Monsoon Asia.

Territories

Asian Land that belongs to other countries.

Puduchery

Small city (50,000 people) in India that is for some reason still owned by the eternal anglos.

Dia

Same thing as Puduchery just even smaller.

Dios

Same thing as Dia and Puduchery just even smaller now (9,000)

North Sentinal Island

Home to the last uncontacted tribe on earth. They are believed to be an ethnic fusion of Indians and SEAmonkeys, as the island is smack dab in the middle of India and the SNCA country of Malaysia, but they attempt to kill everyone there. They are claimed by India and are watched every day, behaving just as cavemen would. It’s pretty weird.

Israel

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Only state owned by the Jews and the Jewish capital. Elites (like Klaus Schwab and Kier Starmer) go here every month of Ziv to work on perfecting the new world order. It is horrible. They are also in a useless nigger war with Palestine, which is just the Arab sector of Israel.

Guam

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The USA back in the 1890’s fought a useless nigger war with Spain, and Spain had a colony in Asia near Thailand called “Guam”. The USA won and Guam became a part of the USA. There are only around 32,000 people on Guam, mostly due to the fact it was uninhabited before the Spanish settled in 1589.

The TRVTH

There are more countries but we do not need to list them, they are not geggable and wayyyyy too SNCA, you will get permanent brain damage.