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'''Chmouse''' (rus. ''chmysh'', bottom faggot, chmickey chmouse, cranki) is a stupid schizophrenic projecting attentionwhore and 1chan's lolcow, who avatarfags with bats. An absolutely stupid and insane animal, eager for any insults and making threats at the level of a fifth-grader with Down syndrome. He's completely retard, even more retarded than smegma. He truly believes that speaking about himself in the third person and samefagging doesn't give away his worth. Chmouse spamed and wiped almost all russian imageboards. He calls everybody who makes his clitty leak "DA SSAKSA [[Ukraine|HOHOLS]] PIDORUSTA CH[[sharty:gigachad|MUZHIK]]S". He loves projecting very much. Chmouse is also a [[sharty:'p|CP]] spammer. | '''Chmouse''' (rus. ''chmysh'', bottom faggot, chmickey chmouse, cranki) is a stupid schizophrenic projecting attentionwhore and 1chan's lolcow, who avatarfags with bats. An absolutely stupid and insane animal, eager for any insults and making threats at the level of a fifth-grader with Down syndrome. He's completely retard, even more retarded than smegma. He truly believes that speaking about himself in the third person and samefagging doesn't give away his worth. Chmouse spamed and wiped almost all russian imageboards. He calls everybody who makes his clitty leak "DA SSAKSA [[Ukraine|HOHOLS]] PIDORUSTA CH[[sharty:gigachad|MUZHIK]]S". He loves projecting very much. Chmouse is also a [[sharty:'p|CP]] spammer. | ||
Chmouse also has some relations to the [[0chan#Sharty-0chan_War|0chan-sharty war]], in which he took the side of the sharty, because he thinks that raiders from 0chan are "DA HOHOLS SSAKSA FROM DA FUGGEN 1CUUUUUCK". He also wanted to raid 1chan.ca, which he hated intensely, using the sharty army, but soyteens pissed on and raped the bottom faggot and ignored him. Some 1channer also created a thread<ref>https://1chan.ca/news/res/2327081/ | Chmouse also has some relations to the [[0chan#Sharty-0chan_War|0chan-sharty war]], in which he took the side of the sharty, because he thinks that raiders from 0chan are "DA HOHOLS SSAKSA FROM DA FUGGEN 1CUUUUUCK". He also wanted to raid 1chan.ca, which he hated intensely, using the sharty army, but soyteens pissed on and raped the bottom faggot and ignored him. Some 1channer also created a thread<ref>https://1chan.ca/news/res/2327081/ https://archive.ph/IDIhy</ref> to warn soyteens that 1chan hasn't relations to the raiders from 0chan. | ||
== The cycle of chmouse's clitty leakage == | == The cycle of chmouse's clitty leakage == | ||
Revision as of 12:22, 21 October 2025
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 Chmouse was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord
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You can help by notifying the authorities and Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xir house
Pedo-meter 3000: ▲
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Chmouse is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
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THIS PERSON IS AN ATTENTION WHORE
(You) can help by ignoring xhem every time xhey post. |
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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! |
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Chmouse (rus. chmysh, bottom faggot, chmickey chmouse, cranki) is a stupid schizophrenic projecting attentionwhore and 1chan's lolcow, who avatarfags with bats. An absolutely stupid and insane animal, eager for any insults and making threats at the level of a fifth-grader with Down syndrome. He's completely retard, even more retarded than smegma. He truly believes that speaking about himself in the third person and samefagging doesn't give away his worth. Chmouse spamed and wiped almost all russian imageboards. He calls everybody who makes his clitty leak "DA SSAKSA HOHOLS PIDORUSTA CHMUZHIKS". He loves projecting very much. Chmouse is also a CP spammer.
Chmouse also has some relations to the 0chan-sharty war, in which he took the side of the sharty, because he thinks that raiders from 0chan are "DA HOHOLS SSAKSA FROM DA FUGGEN 1CUUUUUCK". He also wanted to raid 1chan.ca, which he hated intensely, using the sharty army, but soyteens pissed on and raped the bottom faggot and ignored him. Some 1channer also created a thread[1] to warn soyteens that 1chan hasn't relations to the raiders from 0chan.
The cycle of chmouse's clitty leakage
- 1channers write a bait story about chmouse being pissed on
- chmouse notices it and begins to identify his boogieman
- chmouse samefags to create the illusion of support
- chmouse comes up with a new nickname for his boogieman
- chmouse shitfights with everyone who comes into contact with him, seeing his boogieman everywhere
- chmouse begins to reforce all threads about himself to his boogieman
- chmouse begins to threaten the entire 1chan
- chmouse manually wipes and spam on 1chan with pictures
- chmouse calms down and flies off to stop his clitty leakage until the next pissing, and then go to 1.
