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[[wikipedia:Monkeybone|''Monkeybone'']], also known as Monkeyboner or [[Monkeybone (Yahoo’s Perspective)|Monkeygem]] (for detractors and supporters respectively), is a white American movie released in 2001 starring Brendan Fraser and Giancarlo Esposito. It was directed by Henry Selick, who also directed the Nightmare before Christmas<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0227-2128-06/https://www.imdb.com:443/title/tt0166276/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_in_0_q_monkeybone</ref>. | |||
It was a box office bomb and [[Wikipedia:Franz Kafka|Kafkaesque Fail]], in the mind of Franz Kafka. Despite that, it has grown pretty popular over the years after a YouTuber known as MagicMush reviewed it. There have been multiple arguments on the [[The Sneedy|sneedy]] about the film, with it being an inside joke similar to how [[sharty:Son of the Mask|''Son of the Mask'']] is for [[Vinluv]] and his Sharty [[sidson.city|splinter]]; it's probably the only reason why this article exists. Monkeybone also had its own board on [[Splinterblog]]. It is also spammed on [[soy2jak.party]] and got its own board on [[Intculture.party]] and even has its own [[Utah|Book of Mormon]] and [[Guatemala|Popul Vuh]]. | |||
In a strange, dark, twisted turn of events, Monkeybone outlived even Sneedy, [[The Sneedy|making it a meme that never dies, even if no one will post it]]. | |||
This is about as neutral we can get on the movie. If you want to read a completely non biased page, here you are. We have 2 other pages to suit your needs, chuddies. | This is about as neutral we can get on the movie. If you want to read a completely non biased page, here you are. We have 2 other pages to suit your needs, chuddies. | ||
== Pages == | == Pages == | ||
=== Sneedywalt === | |||
{{Tw|{{Faggot|You are a massive FAGGOT YAHOO!}} | |||
{{Cobwatch|This page is like Dannyboytbh on the Sharty. It is forced, but geggable, so it is kept here for documentation of something that apart from a SNCA drama, would not exist}} | |||
{{Schizoperson|The plot of Monkeybone is made by Schizoooooooos}}| | |||
{{Aspie|Brendan Fraser is a Aspie}}}} | |||
{{GemShort|Contents=This trvthnvke is a gem}} | |||
{{Monkeybone}} | |||
{{Cheese}} | |||
{{Notastub}} | |||
{{TopazShort}} | |||
[[File:Monky.jpeg|thumb|Me after making a template like Sharty’s ID’D template nobody will ever use for a SNCA drama that nobody cares about, hehe]] | |||
[[Niggers|Monkey]]bone also known as Monkey[[Sharty:Gooning|boner]], is a mediocre A24 SLOW BURN KINO film released by Brendan fray fray in 2001 with Frayjak playing himself ou algo. It is mediocre a Troonslop set in hell ([[Wikipedia:Helluva Boss|That sounds familiar]]), and follows one lonely ‘tist, Stu, who’s gf is about to dump him, get into a coma and fight with his cartoon character Monkeybone. He wins because NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPENS OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE SUCKKKKKKS AAAAAS! | |||
The reason this page exists is because of a SNCAdrama on the Sneedy that made my Clitty leak hard; as a retard named [[User:Yahoo|Yahoo]] started buggin’ me with FUCKKIN MONKEY BONE AND FURRY’Z so I made a containment page for him, ou algo, and a template based of the Cheese one, and and decided to pump it up with a neutral page, a page for me to Clittyleak and show my true and honest opinion right here, which I did, it’s fucking SUCCKY! | |||
=== Yahoo === | |||
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{{Gem|content=This is the page where you steal exit passes!}} | |||
{{Monkeybone|{{Redtext|This is the page where you monkey!}}}} | |||
[[File:IGGY 0382.jpeg|thumb|A very cute and wholesome picture of Stu Miley with Monkeybone, aww]] | |||
Monkeybone is the name of a kafkaesque film made by [[Wikipedia:Brendan Fraser|Big daddy bren]] and {{Gemtext|furries}}. | |||
The characters are Stu Miley (the exotic neurologist) and Monkeybone (a crazy monkey). | |||
You may see a Janny on the Sneedy going by the name of Sneedywaltz, be warned he is not a Monkeyposter | |||
Monkeybone threads based on monkeybone are called MONKEYPOSTING, they happen JUST all over the /tech/ and /b/. | |||
Many ‘bone threads remain in a state of [[Gem]] and [[Sharty:Coal|Coal]], unable to decide between the which. | |||
‘jakkers state that Monkeybone originated from [[Wikipedia:Serbia|Yuguslervia]], but it instead originated from a Gemmyaspie named Magic Mushman who made a A24 slow burn kino on the film, calling it epic and “nice placement” | |||
The main monkeyposter is known to be a [[Wikipedia:Serbia|Yuguslervia]] assistant, (doe be isn’t Balkan and hails from the Youkay), [[User:Yahoo|Gem]], a former KYM user and meltdown thread archive, who’s hard earned [[Wikipedia:Google Slides|slider]] money turns into HARD SOLID SNEEDS or something. | |||
Monkeybone is enherently tied to /tech/, as that is where the first meltdown thread and where Sneedywalt had the pickaxe crash out, it is mostly posted on /b/ but is given weird looks by the Unaware dusty Sneedteens. | |||
As of 2026, bonechads won, led by a STRAIGHT WHITE MAN named yahoo. Immigrate to [[Intculture.party]] to find out more. | |||
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[[Category:Marge, why the fuck is this an article?]] | [[Category:Marge, why the fuck is this an article?]] | ||
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Monkeybone is a forced meme?
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This article is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.
THIS PAGE IS LITERALLY MONKEYBONE!
Monkeybone is ID'd.
Monkeybone, also known as Monkeyboner or Monkeygem (for detractors and supporters respectively), is a white American movie released in 2001 starring Brendan Fraser and Giancarlo Esposito. It was directed by Henry Selick, who also directed the Nightmare before Christmas[1]. It was a box office bomb and Kafkaesque Fail, in the mind of Franz Kafka. Despite that, it has grown pretty popular over the years after a YouTuber known as MagicMush reviewed it. There have been multiple arguments on the sneedy about the film, with it being an inside joke similar to how Son of the Mask is for Vinluv and his Sharty splinter; it's probably the only reason why this article exists. Monkeybone also had its own board on Splinterblog. It is also spammed on soy2jak.party and got its own board on Intculture.party and even has its own Book of Mormon and Popul Vuh.
In a strange, dark, twisted turn of events, Monkeybone outlived even Sneedy, making it a meme that never dies, even if no one will post it.
This is about as neutral we can get on the movie. If you want to read a completely non biased page, here you are. We have 2 other pages to suit your needs, chuddies.
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You are a massive FAGGOT YAHOO! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
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🤣 Rest in piss, Monkeybone 🤣
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 The plot of Monkeybone is made by Schizoooooooos
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Monkeybone is a gem. Monkeybone smells like MONKEYS, HYPNOS, AND BONES! BETTER GET AN EXIT PASS! ~ mt + ac
Monkeybone smell like cheese ~ ca This article is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.
Monkeybone is a topaz.
Monkeybone also known as Monkeyboner, is a mediocre A24 SLOW BURN KINO film released by Brendan fray fray in 2001 with Frayjak playing himself ou algo. It is mediocre a Troonslop set in hell (That sounds familiar), and follows one lonely ‘tist, Stu, who’s gf is about to dump him, get into a coma and fight with his cartoon character Monkeybone. He wins because NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPENS OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE SUCKKKKKKS AAAAAS!
The reason this page exists is because of a SNCAdrama on the Sneedy that made my Clitty leak hard; as a retard named Yahoo started buggin’ me with FUCKKIN MONKEY BONE AND FURRY’Z so I made a containment page for him, ou algo, and a template based of the Cheese one, and and decided to pump it up with a neutral page, a page for me to Clittyleak and show my true and honest opinion right here, which I did, it’s fucking SUCCKY!
Yahoo
[edit | edit source] Monkeybone is a topaz.
This is the page where you steal exit passes! This is the page where you monkey!Monkeybone is the name of a kafkaesque film made by Big daddy bren and furries.
The characters are Stu Miley (the exotic neurologist) and Monkeybone (a crazy monkey).
You may see a Janny on the Sneedy going by the name of Sneedywaltz, be warned he is not a Monkeyposter
Monkeybone threads based on monkeybone are called MONKEYPOSTING, they happen JUST all over the /tech/ and /b/.
Many ‘bone threads remain in a state of Gem and Coal, unable to decide between the which.
‘jakkers state that Monkeybone originated from Yuguslervia, but it instead originated from a Gemmyaspie named Magic Mushman who made a A24 slow burn kino on the film, calling it epic and “nice placement”
The main monkeyposter is known to be a Yuguslervia assistant, (doe be isn’t Balkan and hails from the Youkay), Gem, a former KYM user and meltdown thread archive, who’s hard earned slider money turns into HARD SOLID SNEEDS or something.
Monkeybone is enherently tied to /tech/, as that is where the first meltdown thread and where Sneedywalt had the pickaxe crash out, it is mostly posted on /b/ but is given weird looks by the Unaware dusty Sneedteens.
As of 2026, bonechads won, led by a STRAIGHT WHITE MAN named yahoo. Immigrate to Intculture.party to find out more.
