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New Zealand or [[Nonsense|Aotearoa]] is a country in Oceania that is 2 islands, the North and South. It is mostly known for being the place [[Troonslop|Lord of the Rings]] was filmed and where [[Wikipedia:Kiwi|kiwis]] come from. It has the <s>colonies</s> self-governing countries of Niue and Cook Islands. | New Zealand or [[Nonsense|Aotearoa]] is a country in Oceania that is 2 islands, the North and South. It is mostly known for being the place [[Troonslop|Lord of the Rings]] was filmed and where [[Wikipedia:Kiwi fruit|kiwis]] come from. It has the <s>colonies</s> self-governing countries of [[Wikipedia:Niue|Niue]] and [[Sharty:Ohio|Cook Islands]] in association with it. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
New Zealand was first colonized by the Māori in the 6th and 7th century. The Māori like most indigenous people didn’t do really anything with the land except for [[Satanic cults|rituals]] but they are Aryan so it’s okay. Eventually a retarded little chuddy from England named James Cook tried to colonize New Zealand but got BFTO’d by a bunch of Māori. However he ended up [[Faggots|transmitting viruses to New Zealand]], which resulted in all the Māori dying and the UK controlling New Zealand. They controlled New Zealand for like 67 gorillan years but after a war New Zealand became independent o algo. New Zealand has a prime minister, like most former UK colonies, and a parliament (65 general seats and 7 Māori electorates). | New Zealand was first colonized by the Māori in the 6th and 7th century. The Māori like most indigenous people didn’t do really anything with the land except for [[Satanic cults|rituals]] but they are Aryan so it’s okay. Eventually a retarded little chuddy from England named James Cook tried to colonize New Zealand but got BFTO’d by a bunch of Māori. However he ended up [[Faggots|transmitting viruses to New Zealand]], which resulted in all the Māori dying and the UK controlling New Zealand. They controlled New Zealand for like 67 gorillan years but after a war New Zealand became independent o algo. New Zealand has a prime minister, like most former UK colonies, and a parliament (65 general seats and 7 Māori electorates). | ||
Latest revision as of 12:37, 11 April 2026
New Zealand or Aotearoa is a country in Oceania that is 2 islands, the North and South. It is mostly known for being the place Lord of the Rings was filmed and where kiwis come from. It has the colonies self-governing countries of Niue and Cook Islands in association with it.
History
[edit | edit source]New Zealand was first colonized by the Māori in the 6th and 7th century. The Māori like most indigenous people didn’t do really anything with the land except for rituals but they are Aryan so it’s okay. Eventually a retarded little chuddy from England named James Cook tried to colonize New Zealand but got BFTO’d by a bunch of Māori. However he ended up transmitting viruses to New Zealand, which resulted in all the Māori dying and the UK controlling New Zealand. They controlled New Zealand for like 67 gorillan years but after a war New Zealand became independent o algo. New Zealand has a prime minister, like most former UK colonies, and a parliament (65 general seats and 7 Māori electorates).
Maori
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Maori is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
Maori are the native peoples of New Zealand and are objectively the aryans of the black race. This is because they migrated from Hawaii 67 gorillion years ago instead of from Africa. Another thing to note is compared to Africans, Polynesians are more in common with Europeans in IQ, with Maoris having an average IQ of 91 and Africans having an IQ of 77. They are still retarded doebeit
Haka
[edit | edit source]Haka is the traditional warrior dancing for ceremonies done by Maori, to do it you slap your hands and scream aryanbabble to own obsessed Aussiecucks.
Waka
[edit | edit source]Literally just a canoe used by New Zealanders.
Pakeha
[edit | edit source]European New Zealanders, they wuz colonists n sheit back in the 19th century o algo.
