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Ethiopia ([[Wikipedia:Amharic|Gemharic]]: አሪያንቲዮፒያ), also known as Axum (if you are [[Greece|greek]]), Abyssinia (if you are Turkish), or Hyperborea (if you are from the Netherlands), is the second last indigenous Aryan stronghold in all of Africa behind only Burundi. This is because I saw an old anthropological map saying that the inhabitants of the Horn of Africa (Being mostly Ethiopians) have a caucasoid skull, unlike every other Sub-Saharan African who most likely has a negroid skull. | Ethiopia ([[Wikipedia:Amharic|Gemharic]]: አሪያንቲዮፒያ), also known as Axum (if you are [[Greece|greek]]), Abyssinia (if you are Turkish), or Hyperborea (if you are from the Netherlands), is the second last indigenous Aryan stronghold in all of Africa behind only Burundi. This is because I saw an old anthropological map saying that the inhabitants of the Horn of Africa (Being mostly Ethiopians) have a caucasoid skull, unlike every other Sub-Saharan African who most likely has a negroid skull. | ||
== Ethiopia’s history == | == Ethiopia’s history == | ||
Ethiopia is one of the last AfriARYAN countries but its history is very SNCA. They had sex with some Nigerian niggers during the [[Frog|Frioggian Age, and the Finno-Korean Hyperwar]] so there are some mulattos. They converted to {{Keyedtext|Christianity}} in the 10th century. After that the [[Islam|Muslims]] arrived and fought with the Christians for 44 thrembillion years until [[Gigachad|Menelik]] BFTO’d all the brown Liberians. After that, it’s mostly fought with [[Froot|Italy]] and [[Sharty:Somalia|Somalia]]. | Ethiopia is one of the last AfriARYAN countries but its history is very SNCA. They had sex with some Nigerian niggers during the [[Frog|Frioggian Age, and the Finno-Korean Hyperwar]] so there are some mulattos. They converted to {{Keyedtext|Christianity}} in the 10th century. After that the [[Islam|Muslims]] arrived and fought with the Christians for 44 thrembillion years until [[Gigachad|Menelik]] BFTO’d all the brown Liberians. After that, it’s mostly fought with [[Froot|Italy]] and [[Sharty:Somalia|Somalia]]. | ||
== Notable Ethiopians == | |||
* Rastafarianism (a cargo cult that worships [[Literal who|Haile Selassie)]] | |||
* [[Niggers|Beta Israel]] | |||
* Urheimat | |||
* [[Sharty:Coffee|Coffee]] | |||
* [[Sharty:Feralrage|Jack Feral]] | |||
* Tamzin Hadesa Kelly | |||
== Things Ethiopians do == | |||
* Shitfling with [[Djibouti]] | |||
* War (Ethiopia always wins doe) | |||
* Have healthy kids | |||
* Listen to Reggaeton | |||
* Lose to a communist party every 20 years | |||
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Latest revision as of 02:18, 1 April 2026
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Ethiopia is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
Ethiopia (Gemharic: አሪያንቲዮፒያ), also known as Axum (if you are greek), Abyssinia (if you are Turkish), or Hyperborea (if you are from the Netherlands), is the second last indigenous Aryan stronghold in all of Africa behind only Burundi. This is because I saw an old anthropological map saying that the inhabitants of the Horn of Africa (Being mostly Ethiopians) have a caucasoid skull, unlike every other Sub-Saharan African who most likely has a negroid skull.
Ethiopia’s history
[edit | edit source]Ethiopia is one of the last AfriARYAN countries but its history is very SNCA. They had sex with some Nigerian niggers during the Frioggian Age, and the Finno-Korean Hyperwar so there are some mulattos. They converted to Christianity🗝️ in the 10th century. After that the Muslims arrived and fought with the Christians for 44 thrembillion years until Menelik BFTO’d all the brown Liberians. After that, it’s mostly fought with Italy and Somalia.
Notable Ethiopians
[edit | edit source]- Rastafarianism (a cargo cult that worships Haile Selassie)
- Beta Israel
- Urheimat
- Coffee
- Jack Feral
- Tamzin Hadesa Kelly
Things Ethiopians do
[edit | edit source]- Shitfling with Djibouti
- War (Ethiopia always wins doe)
- Have healthy kids
- Listen to Reggaeton
- Lose to a communist party every 20 years
