Garf

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Garf
Nationality	Argentinian Mexican-Anglo Amerimutt
Occupation	retired namefag

Garf, also known as Chog, laroing_qon, han_solo, smokemeats, smoke and DavidBiscuits was a SoyBooru,Shroom, and Soycraft namefag who started using the soysphere in Late 2023 and began namefagging in early 2025. He was known for being terminally online and engaging in SNCA drama. He is a veteran of 4 soybooru countrywars and was one of the most active namefags of 2025. He was permabanned from the inner soysphere on October 8th, 2025 for allegedly being under the age of 16 and unbanned 5 days later after proving to doll that he is, in fact, 17. He was then banned from the soysphere for being 17 during the cacacaust. After racking up over 20,000 messages on the shroom he was banned for being a member of an instagram groupchat with Antiswarthy and many other namefags after the antiswarthy files were leaked. Garf and his friend supadrayk were the only members of the groupchat banned (other than antiswarthy) despite shroot's claims that everyone involved in the drama was banned.

Fun Facts:

• He had the 2nd most comments on soybooru prior to his ban.
• He is from Ohio.
• He is a Christian.
• He was the top poster on the shroom from August 2025 until being surpassed by ecstasy in early 2026.
• He uploaded over 700 'jaks to soybooru before being banned.
• Over 18,000 of his shroom messages were from the shroom cave chatbox.
• His irl friend supadrayk was also a namefag in the soysphere

Things he liked

• Spamming random music on the shroom cave, notably "Squeeze me" by N.E.R.D.
• Geometry Dash
• Anarcho-Primitivism (LARP)
• Saying "stop" all the time
• Minecraft
• Christianity
• Warrior-Z
• Trolling
• Ban Evading

Things he hated

• Jews
• Muslims
• Russians and Brazilians
• Gypsies
• Satanists
• Nusois
• Jannies
• Most shroom users
• Most soybooru users

Copypastas

Warrior-Z's Anti-Garf copypasta:

What is that?.. I heard something gassy... GARF, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE DRIVING A DECOMMISSIONED MILITARY TANK, WHEN THE BRAKES MALFUNCTIONED AND YOU STEAM ROLLED OVER YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN IN AN ASMR CONTEST WITH YOUR EARS ONLY HEARING BUZZING MOSQUITO NOISES SO LOUD THEY BLEW OUT EVERY MICROPHONE IN AMERICA AND STARTED A PLAGUE WITH EVERY MOSQUITO SWARM TO CAUSE MASS EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE BY BEES STINGING EVERY ANT HILL FOR A LAMBORGHINI TEST DRIVE IN MONOCYCLE MODE! YOU MELTED YOUR KEYBOARD IN A PUDDLE OF COFFEE TO REENACT A 1964 SITCOM WHERE THE SECRET TO WINNING A STARING CONTEST IS TO STARE AT A HOT BEETROOT, BITCH ASS BOY! WHAT IS YOU SAYING RN? YOU GOT GROOMED BY ASTROFIEND, NOW YOU ARE AGAINST US GEEEEEEEEEG! WHAT A WEAK MINDED BITCH YOU ARE, BUT I CANT BLAME YOU, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN! YOU GOT MINECRAFT REDSTONE WIRING FOR NERVES AND YOUR BLOODSTREAM GOT LAG SPIKES, EVERY TIME YOU BLINK YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT ON YOUR OWN IQ!

YOU LITTLE FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, STOP GOONING YOUR TBP TO FPE ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT STOPPING YOU FAT ASS! YOUR RETARDED ASS SAID IT WAS BAIT AND YOU WERE GONNA STOP BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT ADDICTED TO GOONING AND KEPT POSTING FPE LIKE THE MUTT YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH LASAGNA BEFORE YOU GET EVEN FATTER AND EVEN MORE GASSY! OR ELSE YOU'LL KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, CUCK! YOU EVEN GOONED TO TERRYJAK, YOU ARE CLEARLY A DEGENERATE

I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z

YOU BUILT LIKE A SENTIENT YOGURT CUP FILLED WITH EXPIRED BATTERIES, WHISPERING ANIME QUOTES TO YOUR PET ROCK NAMED "SCOLIOSIS STEVE, SON! I WIN EVERY DEBATE!

Thrembo88's Anti-Garf copypasta:

Did you know that as of 25 days ago Garf is a self proclaimed semite brown incel brony retard? He also admitted to "obviously having autism" KWAB

Links:

Booru: [1]

Shroom: [2]

Schlog: [3]

Soyblog: [4]

Soyjak Wiki: sharty:User:Garf

Controversies

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  An older version of his Soysona also used on the soyblog
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  'jaks uploaded on his alt account which resulted in gooner allegations
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  Garf telling someone what IRC stands for
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  Did you know that as of 61 days ago Garf is a self proclaimed semite brown incel brony retard? KWAB
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  Barf shows his true colors