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Spengler, after many years studying fallen cultures like the [[Sharty:Chudjak|romans]], [[Wikipedia:Mesopotamia|babylonians]], and [[Wikipedia:Holy_Roman_Empire|schaudenfreudes]]. | Spengler, after many years studying fallen cultures like the [[Sharty:Chudjak|romans]], [[Wikipedia:Mesopotamia|babylonians]], and [[Wikipedia:Holy_Roman_Empire|schaudenfreudes]], came up with the hypothesis that culture’s first start out as a esoteric race, small, but hungry, figuring a way and becoming a civilization, and then becoming a dead culture due to infighting. | ||
The book was called “The Decline of the West”, as he claimed the “West”, or “Faustian” civilization was under collapse, or in its "Winter" period due to civil wars, technics, strong empires dying off fast, and the invention of communism. This is all true, but due to the caesar known as DQnald TVump, we aren’t dying anytime soon, little chuddies. | |||
He also wrote some other books about birds, but they are so SNCA, we feel no need to mention them. | |||
He died in 1936 of kidney failure. | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:04, 22 March 2026

Oswald Spengler was a German chud, writer, and polymath who proposed a theory wherein cultures have finite lifespans and distinct stages and periods in his magnum opus, The Decline Of The West which came out in 1918.
Early life
[edit | edit source]Spengler was born to Bernhardt and Pauline, two white German aryans who raised him well, and as a result Spengler graduated from college when he was 17 after only spending a year in Munich for university.
He was fluent in 6 languages, German, English, French, Spanish, Dutch, and Frisian.
Idea
[edit | edit source]Spengler, after many years studying fallen cultures like the romans, babylonians, and schaudenfreudes, came up with the hypothesis that culture’s first start out as a esoteric race, small, but hungry, figuring a way and becoming a civilization, and then becoming a dead culture due to infighting.
The book was called “The Decline of the West”, as he claimed the “West”, or “Faustian” civilization was under collapse, or in its "Winter" period due to civil wars, technics, strong empires dying off fast, and the invention of communism. This is all true, but due to the caesar known as DQnald TVump, we aren’t dying anytime soon, little chuddies.
He also wrote some other books about birds, but they are so SNCA, we feel no need to mention them.
He died in 1936 of kidney failure.