Michael Jackson

🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL
This NIGGER is a superdiddler. Put on HAZMAT gear before approaching.

Pedo-meter: 6000000 ▲

MJ IS MIND-DESTROYING PRO-QUOTE BRIMSTONE VOMITED BY A PUTRID SOUL IN THE NETHER REGIONS OF CHERNOZHOPYNARAKA!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Jackson

Micheal Jackson, also known as MJ, or the fat slopjak, was an American singer-songwriter nigger (actually he had a very rare condition known as vitiligo, get it right you bigoted CHUDDYZ) born in 1958. He currently holds the world record for the person with the most languages that have a Wikipedia page on him, with 273.

He released many albums, all being either about going to clubs, fucking some chick, or dancing. Aka nigger rap.

After releasing his hit album Thriller in 1982 he used the money to buy a ranch refered to as Neverland ranch in legal documents. It attracted children with swings, candy canes, chocolate, and Nigger rap. After they arrived, he would sexually assault and molest them. He was acquitted in 1993 and 1998 of this but we all know that Niggers cannot be trusted, and he did the crime

In 1984 while shooting a promotional gig with Pepsi his face got burned in a fire which caused him to become a IRL slopjak geg. A reddittroon pointed out that it was in the exact middle of his life.

He died in 2009 GOOD FUCKING BYE NIGGER.