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{{Infobox conflict|conflict=The JSID War|partof=Future Wars|image=[[File:DEATH.png|300px]]|caption=A Map of the War|date=2030?|place=The entire soysphere|status=Hasn't happened yet|result=Positive Outcome: | {{Infobox conflict|conflict=The JSID War|partof=Future Wars|image=[[File:DEATH.png|300px]]|caption=A Map of the War|date=2030?|place=The entire soysphere|status=Hasn't happened yet|result=Positive Outcome: | ||
A new soyjak meta site is made for soyteens to unite | A new soyjak meta site is made for soyteens to unite | ||
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[[Warrior-Z]]|commander2=Gold | [[Warrior-Z]]|commander2=Gold | ||
[[Sharty: | [[Sharty:Billinton|William S. Sunil Robinette Clinton]] | ||
[[Lute]] | [[Lute]] | ||
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soot|casualties2=Huey P Long|casualties3=[[Wikipedia:Jeffery Epstein|Jeff Epstein]] | soot|casualties2=Huey P Long|casualties3=[[Wikipedia:Jeffery Epstein|Jeff Epstein]] | ||
Slvt4BiBiSi | Slvt4BiBiSi}} | ||
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'''January 28, 2026''' '''-''' quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's | '''January 28, 2026''' '''-''' quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's | ||
'''January 31, 2026 -''' the sloppy is raided with p' by quote | '''January 31, 2026 -''' the sloppy is raided with p' by quote (unverified if it is actually Quote though) | ||
'''February 2, 2026''' - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence | '''February 2, 2026''' - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence | ||
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'''February 5, 2026 -''' Cricky is fail raided with p' | '''February 5, 2026 -''' Cricky is fail raided with p' | ||
''' | '''February 5th 2026''' - ███████████████████████████████████. | ||
'''February 10th 2026''' - Cricky pedo psyop happens or something possible tranny pedophiles | |||
'''February 27th 2026''' - Soybooru gets a massive UI "improvement" and deprecates the version that used the old Shimmie engine | |||
'''After this (2029),''' Quote shuts down the sharty and other inner soysphere sites, starting the war. | |||
=== The War === | === The War === | ||
(hasnt happened yet) | (hasnt happened yet) | ||
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== General Causes == | == General Causes == | ||
''General things that lead to and are causing the destruction of the soysphere'' | ''General things that lead to and are causing the destruction of the soysphere'' | ||
Quote and his retarded faggotry | |||
'''Irony poisoning -''' The sharty's userbase becoming soyboys, the people that the sharty originally mocked | '''Irony poisoning -''' The sharty's userbase becoming soyboys, the people that the sharty originally mocked | ||
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'''The normalization of porn on the soysphere''' | '''The normalization of porn on the soysphere''' | ||
''Soyjak Porn (Example: [[Brimstone|Soytan porn]], [[Antimatter|Soylita porn]], [[Vantablack|Femquote]]/[[Vantablack|Femjanny porn]] | ''Soyjak Porn (Example: [[Brimstone|Soytan porn]], [[Antimatter|Soylita porn]], [[Vantablack|Femquote]]/[[Vantablack|Femjanny porn]])'' | ||
'''Degenerates (Example: Furfags) infiltrating into the soysphere''' | '''Degenerates (Example: Furfags) infiltrating into the soysphere''' | ||
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'''Domain drops''' | '''Domain drops''' | ||
== People affiliations == | == People affiliations == | ||
(((YOU))) YES (((YOU))) can add yourself here no matter how irrelevant you are! | (((YOU))) YES (((YOU))) can add yourself here no matter how irrelevant you are! | ||
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* '''Soyjak wiki''' | * '''Soyjak wiki''' | ||
# Cobblestone | # [[Cobblestone]] | ||
# <s>OPshredder</s>{{Margerald|Marge OPShredder got banned from the big 'ki what nigga when did that happen? It says it on his SNCApedia account and his Soyjak wiki account}} | # <s>OPshredder</s>{{Margerald|Marge OPShredder got banned from the big 'ki what nigga when did that happen? It says it on his SNCApedia account and his Soyjak wiki account}} | ||
# RapeDenDweller | # RapeDenDweller | ||
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* '''SNCA archival team''' | * '''SNCA archival team''' | ||
# Gold | # [[Gold]] | ||
# Coalfarmer | # [[Coalfarmer]] | ||
# | # [[User:Lapeer County ‘jakker|Lapeer County Jakker]] | ||
# Faggot | # Faggot | ||
# Crickoot | # Crickoot | ||
# | # Brimstone AKA Vantared | ||
* '''The Nazi Network''' | * '''The Nazi Network''' | ||
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* '''The Swinny''' | * '''The Swinny''' | ||
# {{brimtext|[[Dobkun]]}} | |||
[[ | # Lars | ||
# DC | |||
[[Category:Soyjak.party]] | [[Category:Soyjak.party]] | ||
[[Category:Soyjak Wiki]] | [[Category:Soyjak Wiki]] | ||
[[Category:Namefags]] | [[Category:Namefags]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:57, 21 March 2026
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 THIS PAGE OR SECTION IS A HOAX The subject of this page or section is about as real as the Goonclown is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke. |
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 Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
 This war has not happened yet
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| The JSID War | ||||||||
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| Part of Future Wars | ||||||||
 A Map of the War | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
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Inner Soysphere: The Soysylum Soybooru Islamic State Nusoi Communities caca liberty union Soy/int/ free state Personal Army Raiders |
Mid Soysphere: Sneeds Feed |
Outer Soysphere World Economic Forum Soycords Xitter posters CADO's army 4cuck border territories The Nazi Network | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||||
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Quote Broot Limeaide Warrior-Z |
Gold
Crickoot Sneedson Kikemin |
Klaus Schwab Barneyfag | ||||||
| Strength | ||||||||
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Experience within inner soysphere connections foids |
Experience in outer and mid soysphere so- so- so- much chived' information |
Outer Internet Experience No morals No direct association to the sharty | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
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kuz soot | Huey P Long | Slvt4BiBiSi | ||||||
The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site.
It involves this very wiki and other soyspherer adjacent sites and is the culmination of years of detrition within the soysphere with splinters going DNB, sharty jannies abusing power, cobblefoid existing, p' raids, porn and gore posting, etc.
Events
[edit | edit source]Lead up
[edit | edit source]Events which caused the eventual soysphere destruction
July 19, 2021 - /nate/ created
December 30, 2021 - Soylita created
July 14, 2022 - soot is murdered by kuz
May 17, 2023 - kuz fucking dies of HIV
December 13, 2023 - The Internet Archive bans the sharty
September 20th, 2024 - Jarty shuts down
October 10, 2024 - the jassy is created
May 26, 2025 - /b/ created
June 16, 2025 - /ml'p/ created
June 26, 2025 - barneyfagging is perception banned from 4cuck
January 7, 2026 - cobblefoid the retard decides SNCApedia is banned for good on the big ki'
January 10, 2026 - the terms "chud" and "foid" start trending on tiktok and get gentrified by niggers and basic white pipo
January 13, 2026 - cobblefoid starts the Gradingcaust
January 28, 2026 - quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's
January 31, 2026 - the sloppy is raided with p' by quote (unverified if it is actually Quote though)
February 2, 2026 - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence
February 4, 2026 - Archive.today IS INFILTRATED BY GLOWIES
February 5, 2026 - Cricky is fail raided with p'
February 5th 2026 - ███████████████████████████████████.
February 10th 2026 - Cricky pedo psyop happens or something possible tranny pedophiles
February 27th 2026 - Soybooru gets a massive UI "improvement" and deprecates the version that used the old Shimmie engine
After this (2029), Quote shuts down the sharty and other inner soysphere sites, starting the war.
The War
[edit | edit source](hasnt happened yet)
The aftermath
[edit | edit source](hasnt happened yet)
General Causes
[edit | edit source]General things that lead to and are causing the destruction of the soysphere
Quote and his retarded faggotry
Irony poisoning - The sharty's userbase becoming soyboys, the people that the sharty originally mocked
Demoralization - The act of ruining the morals and mental state of 'teens (Example: Supporting or liking tranime, Normalization of NAS)
The normalization of coal and coalposting
The normalization of porn on the soysphere
Soyjak Porn (Example: Soytan porn, Soylita porn, Femquote/Femjanny porn)
Degenerates (Example: Furfags) infiltrating into the soysphere
Degeneracy spam (Example: 'P spam, Loli/Shota spam, porn spam)
Domain drops
People affiliations
[edit | edit source](((YOU))) YES (((YOU))) can add yourself here no matter how irrelevant you are!
prepare for the soywar and pick your faction NOW!
- Soyjak wiki
- Cobblestone
OPshredder[Marge OPShredder got banned from the big 'ki what nigga when did that happen? It says it on his SNCApedia account and his Soyjak wiki account]- RapeDenDweller
- SNCA archival team
- Gold
- Coalfarmer
- Lapeer County Jakker
- Faggot
- Crickoot
- Brimstone AKA Vantared
- The Nazi Network
- Adolf Hitler
- 4cuck
- BarneyFag
- Moot
- The Swinny
- Dobkun
- Lars
- DC
