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Coffee Addict|creator=coalfarmer|imageboard_name=soyblog.forum|imageboard_logo=[[File:Blog.jpg|230px]]}}'''The SoyBlog''' or the '''Shroom Killer''' is a shroom and schlog alternative meant to be a "not faggoted version" not allowing porn, gore, or other faggoted brimstone . | Coffee Addict|creator=coalfarmer|imageboard_name=soyblog.forum|imageboard_logo=[[File:Blog.jpg|230px]]}}'''The SoyBlog''' or the '''Shroom Killer''' is a shroom and schlog alternative meant to be a "not faggoted version" not allowing porn, gore, or other faggoted brimstone . | ||
It separates itself from something like the [[splog]] as it allows splintercucks but is a mainly InnerSoysphere blogspot. The site has a [[Wikipedia:IRC|IRC]] bunker like chat box used (soyblog.forumotion.com/chatbox) when the site goes down and | It separates itself from something like the [[splog]] as it allows splintercucks but is a mainly InnerSoysphere blogspot. The site has a [[Wikipedia:IRC|IRC]] bunker like chat box used (soyblog.forumotion.com/chatbox) when the site goes down and PWA desktop app extension. It also has a portal and activity page which archives and catalogs all post made there. All jannies within the site have a secret proton mail document which catalogs all banned IP's and other crucial info. it is called the "Great Janny Prophecies". Everytime a raid is deflected the IP's are banned then emailed to the jannies for cataloging and tracking. | ||
Along with these other feature the site has a "Daily Happenings" type extension called "the Daily Blogspot" which is updated everyday. | Along with these other feature the site has a "Daily Happenings" type extension called "the Daily Blogspot" which is updated everyday. | ||
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Menstrul Cykill also told coalfarmer to change the minimum age for membership and for janitorial roles to prevent this from happening and to prevent the site from being labeled hostile. | Menstrul Cykill also told coalfarmer to change the minimum age for membership and for janitorial roles to prevent this from happening and to prevent the site from being labeled hostile. | ||
Crickoot and Noot the owners of the cricky and the splog also have a registered account on the site. | |||
== SoyBlog Kultur == | |||
Compared to the shroom, SoyBlog kultur is considerably more autistic with much of it consisting of hyper fixating on a niche topic and spam schizoposting about it. | |||
The main things which are regularly schizoposted about is nacnud a the evil chud version of duncan from total drama island, Go!Animate characters such as evil caillou, and {{Brimtext|theres this one nigger who larps as cobblestone sometimes and posts about how he loves BBC in /spam/}}and part of soyblog kultur is {{Keyedtext|making fun of xer.}} | |||
The main symbol of the soyblog and its unique kultur is blogfarmer, the logo of the soyblog who can been seen on the favicon of the site, the PWA desktop app, peeking over the top bar of the site, within the custom emoticons, in basic blog threads about someone's life, and in the image field of the infobox of this article. | |||
Similar to shroom and schlog kultur guestposting is looked down upon in favor of namefagging. | |||
== Boards == | == Boards == | ||
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== Notable Posters == | == Notable Posters == | ||
[[File:Dob.png|thumb|Dobkun leaks | [[File:Dob.png|thumb|Dobkun leaks after being banned]] | ||
=== Staff: === | === Staff: === | ||
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=== Registered: === | === Registered: === | ||
* '''TerrorByte''' - | * '''TerrorByte''' - romanian 18 year old who likes TF2 and lives in an agarthian NEET nest also has known coffee addict since the oldfag schlog days. | ||
* '''ShartyConnesieur''' - ongezellig posting [[Soyzellig.party|zarty]] user | * '''ShartyConnesieur''' - ongezellig posting [[Soyzellig.party|zarty]] user | ||
* '''Vanilla Ice''' - shroomer troll. Pretends to be a rapper named Vanilla Ice for whatever reason. | * '''Vanilla Ice''' - shroomer troll. Pretends to be a rapper named Vanilla Ice for whatever reason. | ||
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* '''GOANIMATEFAN''' - former user of the cricky who is autistically obsessed with Go!Animate software | * '''GOANIMATEFAN''' - former user of the cricky who is autistically obsessed with Go!Animate software | ||
* '''Crickoot -''' owner of [[Cricky|the cricky]] | * '''Crickoot -''' owner of [[Cricky|the cricky]] | ||
* '''Soyjakfan91''' - basically real life neutralplier | * '''Soyjakfan91''' - basically real life neutralplier (also possibly vinluv) | ||
* '''Noot''' - owner of some [https://blogjakky.gt.tc snca splinter blog] which as of now only has [[sharty:Geg|TWO posts]] after being up for twice as long as the soyblog ''(Noot lost access to his soyblog and splinterblog accounts GEG)'' | * '''Noot''' - owner of some [https://blogjakky.gt.tc snca splinter blog] which as of now only has [[sharty:Geg|TWO posts]] after being up for twice as long as the soyblog ''(Noot lost access to his soyblog and splinterblog accounts GEG)'' | ||
* '''Dr.Braphattan''' - schizo with a hyper fixation on nacnud, the evil chud version of duncan from total drama island, he is also 169 years old | * '''Dr.Braphattan''' - schizo with a hyper fixation on nacnud, the evil chud version of duncan from total drama island, he is also 169 years old | ||
* '''Sneedy''' - sneedposter, formerly chuckposter | |||
* '''PolSoyjak''' - Dr.Braphattan’s friend, another nacnud poster. likes jagermeister with sprite | |||
=== Unregistered: === | === Unregistered: === | ||
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* '''trans furry bbc lover -''' gooner's alt fursona | * '''trans furry bbc lover -''' gooner's alt fursona | ||
* '''cooblestone''' - gooner larping as cobblestone ''<small>(or cobblestone is gooner but this is extremely unlikely)</small>'' | * '''cooblestone''' - gooner larping as cobblestone ''<small>(or cobblestone is gooner but this is extremely unlikely)</small>'' | ||
* '''Warrior Z''' - gooner larping as warrior Z <small>(''or Warrior Z is gooner but this is extremely unlikely)''</small> | |||
=== Banned === | === Banned === | ||
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* '''<s>[[Foodists|DogFucker]]</s>''' - random failtroll zoosadist | * '''<s>[[Foodists|DogFucker]]</s>''' - random failtroll zoosadist | ||
*'''<s>[[Dobkun|Oleski]]</s>''' - Dobkun's alt | *'''<s>[[Dobkun|Oleski]]</s>''' - Dobkun's alt | ||
=== Bots: === | |||
* '''Bing''' - bing extension for spam prevention and ad block | |||
* '''Google''' - [[Wikipedia:Google Chromium|Google Chromium]] extension for spam prevention and ad block | |||
* '''Qwerty''' - Forumotion's built in image scanner and mod bot to prevent p' spam. Named after the first 6 keys on the keyboard. | |||
== Points System == | == Points System == | ||
Every user on The SoyBlog gets points for activity and is public on their profile. It is a built in extension template in the | Every user on The SoyBlog gets points for activity and is public on their profile. It is a built in extension template in the Forumotion's Blogspot engine. | ||
'''getting profile messages gives a user 3 points.''' | '''getting profile messages gives a user 3 points.''' | ||
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|nacnud as deformed grinch babyjak | |nacnud as deformed grinch babyjak | ||
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|sneed's feed N seed (formerly chuck's) | |||
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|SNCA enthusiast doesn't even care | |||
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|kiwi farms logo | |||
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== Gallery == | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Blogyo.jpg|what the site looks like on mobile | |||
File:Al.jpg|where coalfarmer monitors the log' for new threads | |||
File:177112293rthjytj2785T.jpg|A happy variant of blogfarmer | |||
</gallery> | |||
[[Category:SNCA Splinters]] | [[Category:SNCA Splinters]] | ||
{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
Revision as of 09:20, 16 February 2026
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| Foundation | 2/6/2026 |
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| Creator | coalfarmer |
| Owner | coalfarmer
Paradox Coffee Addict |
| Major Boards | /blog/ /spam/ |
| Total posts | 487 |
| Website | soyblog.forumotion.com |
The SoyBlog or the Shroom Killer is a shroom and schlog alternative meant to be a "not faggoted version" not allowing porn, gore, or other faggoted brimstone .
It separates itself from something like the splog as it allows splintercucks but is a mainly InnerSoysphere blogspot. The site has a IRC bunker like chat box used (soyblog.forumotion.com/chatbox) when the site goes down and PWA desktop app extension. It also has a portal and activity page which archives and catalogs all post made there. All jannies within the site have a secret proton mail document which catalogs all banned IP's and other crucial info. it is called the "Great Janny Prophecies". Everytime a raid is deflected the IP's are banned then emailed to the jannies for cataloging and tracking.
Along with these other feature the site has a "Daily Happenings" type extension called "the Daily Blogspot" which is updated everyday.
it also has much better spam protection compared to other splinters such as the cricky who are raided with p' regularly.
Its creator, coalfarmer, lets you post anything within the rules with a "Nothing is SNCA" policy. He is also obsessed and replies to almost every thread.
Albeit, those rules are;
1. You will NOT post P', Loli, shota, or any other degenerate media such as gore or porn of any kind.
2. You will NOT use this site unless you are of or above the age of 16
3. You will NOT apply for admin or mod status unless you are of or above the age of 18
4. You will NOT spam create accounts or alts and VVILL save your info to prevent having to create tons of alts
5. You CAN advertise your splinters here but they must be in /spam/
6. You CAN dox anyone who (actually) deserves it and post it here with reasoning attached
7. You CAN mass report any violations of these rules you see
8. You CAN slander admins and/or mods but do not spam them unless its in /spam/
9. You VVILL archive any relevant threads and add them to the SNCApedia page on us
10. You VVILL move any garbage post you see to /spam/
Within the soysphere
There was a shroom thread posted about the SoyBlog that brought a few new members before a shroom janny took it down [1] It was later reposted by Coffee Addict but its hidden.
Notable pedophile dobkun designed the logo for the site under the name AverageSoyjak before being banned when coalfarmer found out dobkun was a p' nigger,
An image of blogfarmer, the mascot of the site, was posted on the ru' until it was deleted when menstrul cykill informed coalfarmer who dobkun is and that AverageSoyjak was infact him.
Menstrul Cykill also told coalfarmer to change the minimum age for membership and for janitorial roles to prevent this from happening and to prevent the site from being labeled hostile.
Crickoot and Noot the owners of the cricky and the splog also have a registered account on the site.
SoyBlog Kultur
Compared to the shroom, SoyBlog kultur is considerably more autistic with much of it consisting of hyper fixating on a niche topic and spam schizoposting about it.
The main things which are regularly schizoposted about is nacnud a the evil chud version of duncan from total drama island, Go!Animate characters such as evil caillou, and theres this one nigger who larps as cobblestone sometimes and posts about how he loves BBC in /spam/
and part of soyblog kultur is making fun of xer.🗝️
The main symbol of the soyblog and its unique kultur is blogfarmer, the logo of the soyblog who can been seen on the favicon of the site, the PWA desktop app, peeking over the top bar of the site, within the custom emoticons, in basic blog threads about someone's life, and in the image field of the infobox of this article.
Similar to shroom and schlog kultur guestposting is looked down upon in favor of namefagging.
Boards
/blog/ - blogposting
the most active board within actual registered users used obviously for blogposting and serious forum threads
/spam/ - random shitposts
the spam board thats most active with bots and guests
the only notable thing which happens is a real woman named gooner posting everyday confessing her love for cock and being shamed for it.
/FAQa/ - janny leakage zone
FAQ's, news, and updates are posted here. only jannies have perms to post and/or reply. Users can like and dislike posts doe.
Notable Posters
Staff:
- Coalfarmer ## Admin - best namefag in /pol/
- Paradox ## Janny - Like his potato chips wavy, proud conservative amerimutt patriot, devout catholic.
- Coffee Addict ## Janny - Columbian Soytan porn artist [2] who used OldSchlog and Shroom who left the latter due realizing how much of a loser he is. [3] As the name suggests, he loves coffee, specifically Matcha.
Registered:
- TerrorByte - romanian 18 year old who likes TF2 and lives in an agarthian NEET nest also has known coffee addict since the oldfag schlog days.
- ShartyConnesieur - ongezellig posting zarty user
- Vanilla Ice - shroomer troll. Pretends to be a rapper named Vanilla Ice for whatever reason.
- ROY - Owner of GCH.
- GOANIMATEFAN - former user of the cricky who is autistically obsessed with Go!Animate software
- Crickoot - owner of the cricky
- Soyjakfan91 - basically real life neutralplier (also possibly vinluv)
- Noot - owner of some snca splinter blog which as of now only has TWO posts after being up for twice as long as the soyblog (Noot lost access to his soyblog and splinterblog accounts GEG)
- Dr.Braphattan - schizo with a hyper fixation on nacnud, the evil chud version of duncan from total drama island, he is also 169 years old
- Sneedy - sneedposter, formerly chuckposter
- PolSoyjak - Dr.Braphattan’s friend, another nacnud poster. likes jagermeister with sprite
Unregistered:
- Gooner - real german woman and gegerald schizo who spams the garbage board with brimstone. She also uses SNCApedia under the name 2001:67C:E60:C0C:192:42:116:196
- trans furry bbc lover - gooner's alt fursona
- cooblestone - gooner larping as cobblestone (or cobblestone is gooner but this is extremely unlikely)
- Warrior Z - gooner larping as warrior Z (or Warrior Z is gooner but this is extremely unlikely)
Banned
Bots:
- Bing - bing extension for spam prevention and ad block
- Google - Google Chromium extension for spam prevention and ad block
- Qwerty - Forumotion's built in image scanner and mod bot to prevent p' spam. Named after the first 6 keys on the keyboard.
Points System
Every user on The SoyBlog gets points for activity and is public on their profile. It is a built in extension template in the Forumotion's Blogspot engine.
getting profile messages gives a user 3 points.
getting a new friend gives a user 10 points
each day since registration users gain 1 point
you can also donate points to other users.
Custom Emoticons
forum motion, the ancient oldfag engine used by the soyblog (it was made in fucking 2004), has a library of pre-set emoticons numbering about 61.
for a guide on how to use and add these emoticons check this janny guide from 2007 on Forumotion.com made by the godfather himself.
for a list of the custom emoticons used by the site see below. There is also a thread in /FAQa/ which archives all of them.
| Number | Name | Description |
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| 1 | :republican: | Republican party elephant symbol |
| 2 | :democrat: | democratic party D symbol |
| 3 | :libertarian: | libertarian party hedgehog symbol |
| 4 | :qa: | Qanon symbol american flag |
| 5 | :louisiana: | Louisiana state flag |
| 6 | :alabama: | Alabama state flag |
| 7 | :south: | Confederate army flag |
| 8 | :neutralplier: | Logo of the soyblog, named blogfarmer |
| 9 | :saskdeity: | saskdeity's self insert |
| 10 | :saddy: | sobbing sad bastard yellow |
| 11 | :wiki: | wikipedia logo soyjak |
| 12 | :idk: | confused emoji yellow soyjak with white hands |
| 13 | :caca: | caca dancing |
| 14 | :broot: | an AI broot says SHUSH and sips a Pepsi you selfish little fuck |
| 15 | :feral: | seething feraljak |
| 16 | :chud: | chud thinking |
| 17 | :troon: | troon hanging |
| 18 | :chad: | aryan chad |
| 19 | :wow: | OMGISA!!! A WOM-Oh wait, it’s a troonish Joyjak. |
| 20 | :goku: | a picture of goku from dragon ball z |
| 21 | :USA: | USA flag waving the Soyjak wiki icon |
| 22 | :mountain: | mountain niggaz faction banner green eyes variant |
| 23 | :jesus: | jesus looking |
| 24 | :WIP: | under construction sign |
| 25 | :giga: | gigachad dancing |
| 26 | :nophono: | nophono use giga low rider gif |
| 27 | :nophono2: | nophono use moonman low rider gif |
| 28 | :nophono3: | nophono use hitler low rider gif |
| 29 | :nophono4: | nophono use pepe low rider gif |
| 30 | :pepe: | southern pepe |
| 31 | :pepe2: | pepe thinking |
| 32 | :conserv: | conservapedia's NAS mascot sisa |
| 33 | :sam: | sam hyde with a gun |
| 34 | :seethe: | a crying and seething soyjak |
| 35 | :sem: | an "I Heart Haunted Mound" design |
| 36 | :bed: | a sleepy chud |
| 37 | :jew: | star of david |
| 38 | :celt: | celtic cross |
| 39 | :nazi: | heckin' unwholesome nazi symbol |
| 40 | :arm: | Armenian Arevakhach ethnic symbol |
| 41 | :info: | rotating info wars logo cube |
| 42 | :DOCTOS: | doctos |
| 43 | :sgp: | spaceghostpurpp mugshot |
| 44 | :wholesome: | happy heart wo jak |
| 45 | :fag: | you use this when you're ranting about your SNCA life problems |
| 46 | :4chan: | 4chan logo |
| 47 | :ESL: | esl shitskin heckin woah jack! yo |
| 48 | :marge: | i HATE giving context! |
| 49 | :brim: | WATCH OUT ITS A BRIM NVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 50 | :true: | WATCH OUT ITS A TRVTH NVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 51 | :true2: | chud droppin' a trvth nvke |
| 52 | :janny: | janny disapproval jak' |
| 53 | :NAS: | this is nas. |
| 54 | :med: | MEDS. NOW. |
| 55 | :broot2: | broot is ANGRY and calls you a slf |
| 56 | :caca2: | a happy lil caca |
| 57 | :gem: | a gem eating a cereal |
| 58 | :geg: | gegerald giffy |
| 59 | :alarm: | DOCTOS |
| 60 | :troon2: | heckin troonjak waving xer queen hands |
| 61 | :nonono: | NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JAK ME NOOOO |
| 62 | :note: | hmm i see... i hereby invite you to meme |
| 63 | :gem2: | Identifying gems with Dr.Cob |
| 64 | :calm: | im just so /calm/ /happy/ and /relaxed/ |
| 65 | :project: | YOUR PROJECTING AHHHHHH |
| 66 | :caillou: | Go!Animate caillou added for Go!Animate fan |
| 67 | :caillou2: | same thing as above except caillou dances |
| 68 | :nacnud: | nacnud as a muscular chud |
| 69 | :admin: | Coalfarmer's self insert |
| 70 | :SWA: | Swagger With Attitude Trollface logo |
| 71 | :sonne: | sonnerad pagan larpfag symbol |
| 72 | :tesak: | (((they))) killed him |
| 73 | :nacnud2: | nacnud as deformed grinch babyjak |
| 74 | :sneed: | sneed's feed N seed (formerly chuck's) |
| 75 | :SNCA: | SNCA enthusiast doesn't even care |
| 76 | :kiwi: | kiwi farms logo |
Gallery
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what the site looks like on mobile -
where coalfarmer monitors the log' for new threads -
A happy variant of blogfarmer
