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{{Infobox conflict|conflict=The JSID War|date=2030?|place=The inner soysphere|status=Hasn't happened yet| | {{Infobox conflict|conflict=The JSID War|partof=Future Wars|image=[[File:DEATH.png|300px]]|caption=A Map of the War|date=2030?|place=The inner soysphere|status=Hasn't happened yet|result=Positive Outcome: | ||
A new soyjak meta site is made for soyteens to unite | |||
Negative Outcome: | |||
The soysphere is permanently shattered and/or destroyed|combatant1=Inner Soysphere: | |||
[[Soyjak Wiki|soyjawiki]] | |||
[[Sharty:Janny|Janitorial Republic]] | |||
[[Kuz|Kolyma Network]] | |||
The [[Sharty:Soysylum|Soysylum]] | |||
Disciples of Br00t | Soybooru [[Warrior-Z|Islamic State]] | ||
[[Soyjak.forum|Disciples of Br00t]] | |||
Nusoi Communities | Nusoi Communities | ||
[[Doll|caca]] liberty union | |||
Soy/int/ free state | Soy/int/ free state | ||
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Personal Army Raiders|combatant2=Mid Soysphere: | Personal Army Raiders|combatant2=Mid Soysphere: | ||
SNCA archival committee | [[SNCApedia|SNCA archival committee]] | ||
Colorful Territory | [[Sharty:Colorjak|Colorful Territory]] | ||
Jartycuck Empire | [[Jakparty.soy|Jartycuck Empire]] | ||
Sidson City | [[Sidson.city|Sidson City]] | ||
The Zarty | [[Soyzellig.party|The Zarty]] | ||
Sneeds Feed|combatant3=Outer Soysphere | [[The Sneedy|Sneeds Feed]]|combatant3=Outer Soysphere | ||
Gigger Clans | [[Gigacha.de|Gigger Clans]] | ||
Frog Pond | [[The Frog Pond|Frog Pond]] | ||
World Economic Forum | World Economic Forum | ||
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CADO's army | CADO's army | ||
Blacked! league | [[BLACKED|Blacked! league]] | ||
Troon Confederacy | [[Tranny|Troon Confederacy]] | ||
4cuck border territories | 4cuck border territories | ||
The Nazi Network}}The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site | [[The Nazi Network|The Nazi Network]]|commander1=Quote | ||
[[Cobblestone]] | |||
Broot | |||
Limeaide | |||
[[Warrior-Z]]|commander2=Gold | |||
[[Coalfarmer]] | |||
[[Sharty:Billington|William Clinton]] | |||
[[Lute]] | |||
Crickoot | |||
Sneedson | |||
Kikemin|commander3=Klaus Schwab | |||
[[Schlog|Adolf Hitler]] | |||
[[4chan|Moot]] | |||
[[Lee|Barneyfag]]|strength1=Experience within inner soysphere | |||
connections | |||
foids|strength2=Experience in outer and mid soysphere | |||
so- so- so- much chived' information|strength3=Outer Internet Experience | |||
No morals | |||
No direct association to the sharty|casualties1=kuz | |||
soot|casualties2=Huey P Long|casualties3=[[Wikipedia:Jeffery Epstein|Jeff Epstein]] | |||
Slvt4BiBiSi}}{{Schizoperson|This war has not happened yet}} | |||
The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site. | |||
It involves this very wiki and other soyspherer adjacent sites. | |||
== Events == | |||
=== Lead up === | |||
''Events which caused the eventual soysphere destruction'' | |||
'''July 14, 2022''' '''-''' soot is murdered by kuz | |||
'''May 17, 2023''' '''-''' kuz fucking dies of HIV | |||
'''December 13, 2023 -''' The Internet Archive bans the sharty | |||
'''January 28, 2026''' '''-''' quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's | |||
'''January 31, 2026 -''' the sloppy is raided with p' by quote | |||
'''February 2, 2026''' - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence | |||
'''February 4, 2026 -''' Archive.today IS INFILTRATED BY GLOWIES | |||
'''February 5, 2026 -''' Cricky is fail raided with p' | |||
=== The War === | |||
(hasnt happened yet) | |||
=== The aftermath === | |||
(hasnt happened yet) | |||
Latest revision as of 23:26, 5 February 2026
| The JSID War | ||||||||
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| Part of Future Wars | ||||||||
 A Map of the War | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
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Inner Soysphere: The Soysylum Soybooru Islamic State Nusoi Communities caca liberty union Soy/int/ free state Personal Army Raiders |
Mid Soysphere: Sneeds Feed |
Outer Soysphere World Economic Forum Soycords Xitter posters CADO's army 4cuck border territories The Nazi Network | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||||
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Quote Broot Limeaide Warrior-Z |
Gold Crickoot Sneedson Kikemin |
Klaus Schwab Barneyfag | ||||||
| Strength | ||||||||
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Experience within inner soysphere connections foids |
Experience in outer and mid soysphere so- so- so- much chived' information |
Outer Internet Experience No morals No direct association to the sharty | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
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kuz soot | Huey P Long | Slvt4BiBiSi | ||||||
 This war has not happened yet
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| You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum. |
The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site.
It involves this very wiki and other soyspherer adjacent sites.
Events
[edit | edit source]Lead up
[edit | edit source]Events which caused the eventual soysphere destruction
July 14, 2022 - soot is murdered by kuz
May 17, 2023 - kuz fucking dies of HIV
December 13, 2023 - The Internet Archive bans the sharty
January 28, 2026 - quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's
January 31, 2026 - the sloppy is raided with p' by quote
February 2, 2026 - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence
February 4, 2026 - Archive.today IS INFILTRATED BY GLOWIES
February 5, 2026 - Cricky is fail raided with p'
The War
[edit | edit source](hasnt happened yet)
The aftermath
[edit | edit source](hasnt happened yet)
