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{{Infobox conflict|conflict=The JSID War|date=2030?|place=The inner soysphere|status=Hasn't happened yet| | {{Infobox conflict|conflict=The JSID War|partof=Future Wars|image=[[File:DEATH.png|300px]]|caption=A Map of the War|date=2030?|place=The inner soysphere|status=Hasn't happened yet|result=Positive Outcome: | ||
A new soyjak meta site is made for soyteens to unite | |||
Negative Outcome: | |||
The soysphere is permanently shattered and/or destroyed|combatant1=Inner Soysphere: | |||
[[Soyjak Wiki|soyjawiki]] | |||
[[Sharty:Janny|Janitorial Republic]] | |||
[[Kuz|Kolyma Network]] | |||
The [[Sharty:Soysylum|Soysylum]] | |||
Disciples of Br00t | Soybooru [[Warrior-Z|Islamic State]] | ||
[[Soyjak.forum|Disciples of Br00t]] | |||
Nusoi Communities | Nusoi Communities | ||
[[Doll|caca]] liberty union | |||
Soy/int/ free state | Soy/int/ free state | ||
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Personal Army Raiders|combatant2=Mid Soysphere: | Personal Army Raiders|combatant2=Mid Soysphere: | ||
SNCA archival committee | [[SNCApedia|SNCA archival committee]] | ||
Colorful Territory | [[Sharty:Colorjak|Colorful Territory]] | ||
Jartycuck Empire | [[Jakparty.soy|Jartycuck Empire]] | ||
Sidson City | [[Sidson.city|Sidson City]] | ||
The Zarty | [[Soyzellig.party|The Zarty]] | ||
Sneeds Feed|combatant3=Outer Soysphere | [[The Sneedy|Sneeds Feed]]|combatant3=Outer Soysphere | ||
Gigger Clans | [[Gigacha.de|Gigger Clans]] | ||
Frog Pond | [[The Frog Pond|Frog Pond]] | ||
World Economic Forum | World Economic Forum | ||
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CADO's army | CADO's army | ||
Blacked! league | [[BLACKED|Blacked! league]] | ||
Troon Confederacy | [[Tranny|Troon Confederacy]] | ||
4cuck border territories | 4cuck border territories | ||
The Nazi Network}} | [[The Nazi Network|The Nazi Network]]|commander1=Quote | ||
[[Cobblestone]] | |||
Broot | |||
Limeaide | |||
[[Warrior-Z]]|commander2=Gold | |||
[[Coalfarmer]] | |||
[[Sharty:Billington|William Clinton]] | |||
[[Lute]] | |||
Crickoot | |||
Sneedson | |||
Kikemin|commander3=Klaus Schwab | |||
[[Schlog|Adolf Hitler]] | |||
[[4chan|Moot]] | |||
[[Lee|Barneyfag]]|strength1=Experience within inner soysphere | |||
connections | |||
foids|strength2=Experience in outer and mid soysphere | |||
so- so- so- much chived' information|strength3=Outer Internet Experience | |||
No morals | |||
No direct association to the sharty|casualties1=kuz | |||
soot|casualties2=Huey P Long|casualties3=[[Wikipedia:Jeffery Epstein|Jeff Epstein]] | |||
Slvt4BiBiSi}}{{Schizoperson|This war has not happened yet}} | |||
The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site. | |||
It involves this very wiki and other royspherer adjacent sites. | |||
== Events == | |||
=== Lead up === | |||
''Events which caused the eventual sharty destruction'' | |||
'''July 14, 2022''' '''-''' soot is murdered by kuz | |||
'''May 17, 2023''' '''-''' kuz fucking dies of HIV | |||
'''December 13, 2023 -''' The Internet Archive bans the sharty | |||
'''January 28, 2026''' '''-''' quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's | |||
'''January 31, 2026 -''' the sloppy is raided with p' by quote | |||
'''February 2, 2026''' - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence | |||
'''February 4, 2026 -''' Archive.today IS INFILTRATED BY GLOWIES | |||
=== The War === | |||
(hasnt happened yet) | |||
=== The aftermath === | |||
(hasnt happened yet) | |||
Revision as of 22:29, 5 February 2026
| The JSID War | ||||||||
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| Part of Future Wars | ||||||||
 A Map of the War | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
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Inner Soysphere: The Soysylum Soybooru Islamic State Nusoi Communities caca liberty union Soy/int/ free state Personal Army Raiders |
Mid Soysphere: Sneeds Feed |
Outer Soysphere World Economic Forum Soycords Xitter posters CADO's army 4cuck border territories The Nazi Network | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||||
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Quote Broot Limeaide Warrior-Z |
Gold Crickoot Sneedson Kikemin |
Klaus Schwab Barneyfag | ||||||
| Strength | ||||||||
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Experience within inner soysphere connections foids |
Experience in outer and mid soysphere so- so- so- much chived' information |
Outer Internet Experience No morals No direct association to the sharty | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
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kuz soot | Huey P Long | Slvt4BiBiSi | ||||||
 This war has not happened yet
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| You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum. |
The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site.
It involves this very wiki and other royspherer adjacent sites.
Events
Lead up
Events which caused the eventual sharty destruction
July 14, 2022 - soot is murdered by kuz
May 17, 2023 - kuz fucking dies of HIV
December 13, 2023 - The Internet Archive bans the sharty
January 28, 2026 - quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's
January 31, 2026 - the sloppy is raided with p' by quote
February 2, 2026 - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence
February 4, 2026 - Archive.today IS INFILTRATED BY GLOWIES
The War
(hasnt happened yet)
The aftermath
(hasnt happened yet)
