Louisiana

Greatest state ever.

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Louisiana
18th State Added to the Union
Pronunciation	Luu-Ease-E-Ana
Born	French colony of Louisiana Sieur d'Iberville
Baptized	Early 1700s when first catholic missionaries showed up
Monuments	Huey P. Long statue, Hurricane Katrina memorial, Various Confederate monuments, Joan of Arc statue,
Nationality	American
Other names	Luisiana, Sportman's Paradise, The Pelican State, The Bayou State, Keyed Florida, The Boot, Lwizyàn,
Race	Coonasses, Coons, Anglos, Celts, Natives Americans,
Religion	Methodism, Catholicism, Baptist, VooDoo, and other Christian denominations
Education	32nd in the U.S. as of 2025
Years active	1682 (First White Settlement) 11,500 BC (First Indian Settlement)
Best known for	Being the best state ever.
Parent	France (father) USA (mother)
Relatives	Arkansas, Haiti, Mississippi, New Found land, Quebec,
IAS?	No.
Website	https://www.louisiana.gov/
Awards	GOLD award, LNHA award, Platinum deal award, Business Excellence award,

Louisiana is a gem.

Louisiana is an aryan paradise where black folk and various other aryan ethnic groups like the celts and cajuns and coonshitters get along. It is also the epicenter of the south containing the best food and history of not only the south but quite possibly the entirety of America. It is one of the few places where multiculturalism works and is a net positive for the society. It is the sportsman's paradise and has some of the best game in the whole continent. The state itself is a topazian gem from the lands of French Agartha with some of the most schizo and gemmy people coming from here.

Indians first settled it around 11,500 BC then nothing happened except some cool dirt mounds and monoliths in the north east area. That was until white pipo showed up in 1682 and founded the settlement of Sier d'Iberville. After that the whole saga started.

Jeff Landry is the current governor of Louisiana as of Jan 8th 2024 onward. He has allowed for the carrying of concealed weapons without a permit for self defense repealing the old laws and made a law for for the ten commandments to be in school which is keyed obviously^🗝️. Bill Nungesser is his current lieutenant governor, and he looks like Cajun peter griffin. Jeff Landry is also the United States Special Envoy to Greenland and is currently involved in the talks to buy it.

He also served in the military from 1987 to 1998 fighting against Brapraqis and has been in the state senate and attorney general office multiple times.

Landry opposes access to abortion and is staunch Christian. Moreover, he stated that:

>if anyone disagrees with my stance on abortion, not including rape or incest, they can move to another state

(what a keyed chud)

Louisiana is the unquestionable capital of American music culture with sludge metal, jazz, and rock, all being created there and many prominent country artists being born there. There is an active jazz and sludge metal scene in New Orleans and Houma. Bands such as Crowbar, acid bath, DOWN, and eyehategod being home grown in the bog of the swamp.

Food

Louisiana Food smells like bait.

Crawfish

one of louisiana’s most popular foods crawfish

Crawfish, also known as Crawdads, Crawdaddies, and écrevisse if you a Francoís are famous fish found in the Louisiana side of the Gulf of Mexico. They are often cooked with a delicious, creamy, sauce referred to as Tappa, and Ketchup. This food is originally a food enjoyed by coonass french settlers but many niggers and other ethnicities like white also enjoy it in the modern day. Niggers often mix theirs with a hennesy or brandy boil with Slap Yo Mama seasoning while most white ethnics mix theirs with vinegar or a coat of Tony’s Cajun Seasoning made by a sigma named Tony who actually lives in Nebraska

A Louisiana restaurant after a particularly brootal celtic grub-down, showing the popularity of cajun food

a grub-down is when a pack of some louisiana ethnic group comes in with 2 or more families and eat a large amount of food within an authentic Louisiana Cajun restaurant. The one pictured was after a celtic grub down in the central area of louisiana. Two celtic families one of irish and the other of Scottish decent came into the restaurant and ate 8 crawfish platters, 2 Po-Boys, 6 boudin platters, and around 20 cups of coca cola. they took up 3 booths and 2 tables.

Gumbo

A thick bowl of Gumbo

Gumbo is a stew consisting of beef, veal, chicken, shell fish, thick peppers, onions, and okra. It is of African-American origin, but as a result of it actually being keyed, it has spread beyond the Niggers and is enjoyed by people as diverse as Redbones and Celts. Niggers often add pork and some sugar, but since we know that sugar makes you retarded just like the vaccine, we Aryans only add pepper and salt, maybe some garlic. It is not CRAWFISH at all, take your meds.

Race and Ethnicities

• Coonasses - A coonass is any ethnicity tied to the original French settlers in any way it is a derogatory term used by couyons as a response to being called couyons

Coonasses incude:

Cajuns: Original french settlers sent here by the french empire (which had since been BTFOd) in the 1700’s

RedBones: Native-Cajun mutts often rapped about in louisiana music for being beautiful to niggers apparently

Creoles: Black mutts who have funny speaking ways and are usually much more civilized and intelligent then regular northern Louisiana shreveport niggers. They are responsible for 100% of all sentient niggers.

Acadians: Canadian-French settlers from (exclusively) newfound land who were persecuted for being catholic. After being expelled by anglofags they founded new colonies in the aryan swamps of louisiana. They also used to have a monopoly on the public and private ambulance industry in louisiana until very recently due to anti-trust efforts by the new state administration.

Haitian Creoles: Colored folks from haiti and the caribbean who lixed with french settlers.

• Coons - Non-mutt black people such as niggers.

Coons Include:

Niggers: a form of black people who populate the northern portion and least french portion of the state in places like shreveport. Mostly northern black pipo who moved down south in the eighties.

Exodusters: Black slaves who adopted french culture then moved up north as the KKK began to gain prominence in the south after reconstruction. All Christian (mainly protestant). Most of them are pretty cool and are one of the many reasons Louisiana culture spread up the missippi river.

Modern Haitians: Haitian and other Caribbean colored folks who are not mixed with any french ethnicity.

• Native tribes - Russians who supposedly immigrated 5 million years ago, or something

Natives Include:

Coushatta: Coushatta are retarded fat balding poor Indians who have the highest percentage of porn addiction^🔒 in the world with 2 percent of them being addicted to porn. have one of the largest casino empires in CENLA.

Juma: Cherokee but the science say they different. They play Lacrosse and open casinos to launder your money.

• Couyons - Non-French white pipo the term is used by coonasses as a derogatory response to being called a coonass it literally translates to "fool" in Cajun.

Couyons include:

German Acadians - German settlers from Alice Lorraine sent by the French empire as punishment for being German also because regular French people didn't want to go. They concentrate mostly in the "German coast" where one of the first slave uprisings happened.

Celts - Irish and Scottish Americans who moved down south in the early 1900s after the great migration of Exoduster-niggers in the late to mid 1800's leaving many jobs menial and hard jobs for poor folk unattended.

Anglos - English Americans who began moving to the south right after reconstruction mostly the descendants of scamming carpetbagger northerners because they are selfish eternal anglos. They're just ok...ok?- they don't do much to the culture and have no enclaves other than the north where they are the second largest population after niggers in cities like Shreveport and the largest in its sister city Bossier. They used to be the number one ethnicity in CENLA but it has since been repopulated with celts and coonasses and have since moved farther north.

• Latin peoples - Mexicans, Spaniards, and other mutts o algo.

Latin Peoples include:

Hispanics - Spaniard-Native mixed peoples brought over by Spaniards when they owned Louisiana for some time.

Modern Hispanics - Hispanics who are (mostly) illegal immigrants from Mexico and other places like Cuba.

Spaniards - Original white Latin Spanish people sent by Spain when they attempted to remove the French peoples by out-breeding them.

Italians - smallest ethnic group in Louisiana yet there are a few as the French were sending any white pipo and even some blacks to populate the area so that they could beat the Anglos to the east of them. An example of Italian people in Louisiana is Phil Anselmo of Pantera who is half Cajun half Italian and his father even ran an Italian restaurant in New Orleans until hurricane Katrina called “Zeke’s”

• Other People and Ethnicities - Other smaller ethnicities yet notable people

Other People In Louisiana Include:

Jews - apparently a large enclave of Jewish people exists in CENLA even doe I personally have never seen one in my life. They always lose to the aryans here because Louisiana is keyed.

Indians - some small Indian enclaves exist but to be fair they aren't trve Indians since they are all Christian.

Notable Cities

• Alexandria

The hub of central Louisiana (known as CENLA) often referred to by locals as Elek. Home to the haunted Bentley hotel.

• Pineville

Alexandrias slightly smaller sister city connected by a large bridge.

• Shreveport

Very large, home to a big Nigger population. Due to the feds it is the capital as AOC demanded that black trans qweeens have a home in Louisiana or something. Only locked city in Louisiana the rest are Gemmy.

• Bossier City

Sister city to Shreveport. Has more anglos then black folk unlike its larger brother Shreveport.

• Natchitoches

Very hard to pronounce. ABSOULUTE HIDDEN GEM. not a lot of out-of-state-ers know about. It has a beautiful river running through it with a main street similar to New Orleans bourbon street but less crowded, less partyish, and much more lax. Every year they do a beautiful lights and firework show for Christmas and many markets where you can buy authentic Cajun food.

• Baton Rouge

Capital of the French colonies. Also somewhat locked as there are very little white people here now. NiggerBA Youngboy is from there doe so it’s immediately a gem from the shorelines of French Agartha.

• New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS IS A DIAMOND VANTAWHITE GEMERALD STRAIGHT FROM THE FREEZING PEAKS OF MOUNT EVEREST!!!!!!!!!!!

Epicenter of sludge metal, jazz, rock, and so much more great southern culture. No matter who you are you should visit New Orleans at least once in your life especially bourbon street. You will have so much fun matter who you are. Eat 40 Po-Boys (all of different types) meet and hang out with 40 different races while getting high, drunk, and wasted during the 700th parade of the day all legally. Literally one of the few places where diversity is a net positive. dude, ive seen bars there advertise he fact that they DON'T check ID's. Yoy what would happen if you did that in New York? you'd get killed by feds and you wouldn't even be able to fight back because they don't have stand your ground laws. It is the lone city where you can actually have fun and not have to deal with the Jews.

A fellow editor (LCJ), saw a soyteen with a shirt that said “Quotey is best admin” and coalfarmer, the creator of the gem percentage chart (and this page itslef) is from Louisiana and two anonymous /pol/ users post using Louisiana flag with this meaning there is at-least 4 soyteens living in Louisiana.

• Manny

A now dead city which used to be quite large. It contains many anglos and is just ok. My favorite analogy about Manny's increasingly small size is that the entirety of its population could fit with in the northern high school in baton rouge. Albeit, it is still quite notable in the same way Flint is if that makes sense due to having zero fucking water.

• Houma

Similar to Manny, used to be a large city now a smaller yet notable hub for more underground sludge metal such as acid bath. Basically just Manny but Cajun instead of eternal Anglo.

• Lafayette

basically a smaller version of baton rouge and new Orleans. Still quite cool and Gemmy as there are no niggers.

• Lake Charles

Economic hub of Louisiana's booming lawyer and attorney business. Basically Shreveport without all the crime.

Notes

Lute of Nebraska has apparently been to Louisiana which is cool i guess