Daniel Larson

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Daniel Larson is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

This supercuck is technically a faggot because he is bisexual! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

That Larson stare

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Daniel Larson known online as Danderson is an American schizophrenic, autistic, bipolar pedophile (born November 15, 1998) in Lancaster, California. Xhe emerged in early 2020 on TikTok before becoming arguably the most notable lolcow of the early 2020s (winning Lolcow of the Year in 2022)

He loves BBC and screaming nigger to wagecucks and manajews after stealing food from Panera Bread and Buffalo Wild Wings.

He is often considered the Nu-Chris, due to having a dedicated KF thread, a dedicated wiki (the Daniel Larson wiki, formerly WikiDANDERSON and the Larson Family Wiki)

Happenings

1998

• Daniel Larson is born to Travis Larson (an Autistic freak in his own right) and another disabled tard named Elisabeth Shimer.

1999

• Elisabeth begins attending college

2001

• Travis impregnated Elisabeth, again, causing her to drop out. The babies, Joyetta and Olivia, died of Incompatibility. This causes Elisabeth to get depressed and she files for divorce.

2002

• Divorce. Elisabeth wins the kids which ends up being very bad (I'm sure Travis would've been a great father).

2004

• Elisabeth goes back to college and graduates.

2005

• Elisabeth’s adoptive parents (bruh) adopt Daniel as his mother is somewhat neglective.

2006

• Travis’s child support ends

2008

• Daniel, while hanging out with his grandmother’s neighbor, accidentally kills the Neighbor’s dog by chasing it into a electric fence he thought was safe for the dog to run into or something along those lines. He is diagnosed with PTSD as a result.

2010

• Daniel is sent to the Tennyson center as his needs are too much for his grandma to handle.
• A custody battle between Elisabeth and Tennyson erupts.
• Elisabeth is diagnosed with lupus and begins taking the meds.

2012

• Daniel appears on TV for the first time talking about the Tennyson center, where he says he enjoys it while munching on a tasty hot dog. Quite wholesome actually to see an happy kid eating a hot dog with his grandma and sad to see what happened to him.
• He begins a obsession with Grace VanderWaal that continues to this day, making him a super ‘tist similar to JaSonic.

2013

• Elisabeth gets visitation rights and visits Daniel on a monthly basis.

2014

• Daniel begins attending high school
• Travis Larson is granted visitation rights.
• Daniel is given a 1 month suspension after beating up a kid after the kid called him “Danny Phantom””.

2015

• Daniel is now 17.
• Daniel begins attending Sobesky Academy, an alternative school trying to get kids into general education again (BITCH PLEASE HES 17).
• Daniel begins taking some Meds after being diagnosed with Schizophrenia. The meds don’t work.
• Daniel tries making friends. He makes one friend, Cole Nettles, who has ADHD.
• Daniel begins taking Algebra II in Sobesky, but fails.

2016

• Daniel turns 18. Elisabeth, Cole, Travis, Travis’s new wife Aurora (who has never met Daniel up to this point), and Nancy come to Daniel’s birthday. Travis gifts Daniel a PS2.
• Daniel is watching Autism’s Got Talent when he sees Grace VanderWaal on TV and becomes infatuated. Nancy says he might perform with her, which makes Danny boy think that she is his girlfriend. He already liked her but now we are in the point of no return.
• He graduates from Sobesky and decides to live with his Grandmother instead of seeking employment.
• Daniel strikes his disabled mom and is arrested, spending 40 days in a prison cell where he is reportedly raped by a black man named Sweet T.
• Cole gets a real job and moves to Phoenix.

2017

• Daniel assaults his mother again and this time gets 80 days, no nigger rape though.
• Daniel makes his first verifiable internet account, a YouTube account known as DanielLarsonFamilyZE. He posts the infamous “I stuck my dick in the microwave” on his community tab which among Dandersonians, has became a meme.

2018

• Daniel deletes his channel

2019

• Daniel creates a Instagram called dandersonlars72.
• Daniel creates a Xitter called danielarson22.
• Daniel forgets the password for the Xitter and makes DanielLarsonFOMO82
• Nancy Shimer dies. Daniel goes homeless and begins using the internet much more.
• Daniel Larson makes a new YouTube, literally called Daniel Larson. He posts 3 videos of him walking around homeless and being a Selfish Little Fuck.

2020

• Daniel face reveals on Instagram.
• Daniel posts a tweet where he fails to understand the concept of a rock, confusing it with Rock’n’roll.
• Daniel attends Cole’s 21st birthday. It is the last time they see eachother as Cole dies in 2023 after a botched kidney transplant.
• Daniel creates a TikTok called Daniel#2022 where he goes viral for yelling “Good morning everyone” after being denied food from a stranger while begging.
• Daniel posts his first YouTube livestream where he walks around homeless and is a Selfish Little Fuck.
• Daniel is diagnosed with CIAvid-19 and stays in a sanitation center for a few days before returning to the streets.
• Daniel claims Oatmeal cured his coronavirus^[Marge...]. This is one out of many bruh moments you will hear Danny boy Larson say.
• Daniel calls for ending Child labor on Xitter
• Daniel changed his Xitter to Dannyboy26.
• Daniel tweets that you should follow his friend. The friend is none other then Grace VanderWaal.
• Daniel downloads Google Groups and gets banned for having phone sex there with a troll. It is the first time that Daniel is trolled about sex, dating, or a record company. The phone sex is leaked on Xitter, causing a small but dedicated KF thread to be made.
• Daniel goes viral again for announcing to run for President. He chooses Grace VanderWaal as his vice presidental candidate, because of course.

If elected, he would:

• Lower the age of consent
• Allow drugs like Fentanyl and Heroin
• Make trolling illegal
• Bomb Russia^[Marge...]

He receives 44 write-in votes from KF users and trolls.

• Daniel believes the George Floyd Riots are happening because of his fans^[Marge...] and begs them to stop on TikTok.
• Daniel tweets at Drake (the rapper) and asks for the George Floyd Riots to stop. Drake doesn’t respond.
• Daniel tweets #ICANTBREATHE on Xitter, most likely to appeal to Black voters.
• Daniel makes a new Xitter called @LarsonDaniel373.
• Daniel is trolled by a KF user known as RoachRonald to host a Zoom where he sings very loudly and exposes his genitals. This is the first “Daniel Larson Incident” and the video goes viral on KF.
• The second “Daniel Larson Incident” or moment happens also on Zoom where he is tricked by RoachRonald to freestyle, he loses, has a meltdown, and shows his genitals. What makes this worse is that in the first one it was only RoachRonald, it is now 4 people, including 2 kids who should not be using the internet. This means Daniel Larson showed his dick to kids!.
• Daniel Larson signs as a “Musician” with RoachRecords, a fake record company made by RoachRonald, also known as PapaRoach to Danderson. They make Daniel sign a fake paperwork on Zoom that in very small print says “You are very, very, very autistic. We are fooling you for the lulz””. Daniel is retarded and doesn’t see the print, signing the contract. The trolling RoachRecords does with the Danderson is referred to as the “Roach arc”.
• r/DanielLarson (originally r/roachsbiggestarget) is created on Plebbit.
• Daniel posts I love CP on Xitter.
• Daniel duets with Grace VanderWaal, 5 times in one day, probably to get her attention.
• Daniel’s Pinterest is found, showing pictures of underage little girls, and Grace VanderWaal. The account is named GirlPhotos. Daniel tries to justify this on the Xitter but a lot of attention is made to him and he is dropped by Roach Records. He is officially a gegbull
• Daniel is tricked by a fake Kendrick Lamar on Google Forms, who claims to know Grace VanderWaal. The link to her info just redirects to Daniel’s KF thread.
• Elisabeth files a restraining order after she finds out about the Pinterest.
• Daniel Larson’s TikTok is banned and so is his Xitter.
• Daniel is tricked by a troll named Clyde_Fun_Fashion to make porn of him inserting a dildo up his ass for 800 bucks and send it via Gmail. Clyde instead leaks it on KF. This is referred to as the 3rd Daniel Larson Incident.

2021

• A right wing YouTuber and Libertarian named Nathan Daniel Larson is arrested for running rape porn websites. This makes some KF idiots think that Daniel has been arrested. Daniel then makes a TikTok proving he is alive, and also proving he browses KF.
• A notable troll named Flexburger makes a TikTok and follows Daniel, claiming to be William Flex, owner of a record store/company known as Flex Records that has just signed Grace VanderWaal. He makes Daniel sign a contract on Zoom in March of 2021.
• Flexburger releases 2 songs from Daniel, which are heavily auto tuned and just variations of Taylor Swift songs. They are called “Roaring Thunder” and “Merry Go Round”, not to be confused with the Wild Man Fischer’s song of the same name. They go viral on KF and Daniel is dropped by Flexburger and his crew of 12 year olds who hosts a AMA on the DanielLarson subplebbit, claiming that Daniel is gay for Post Malone^[Marge...], and released a lot of family information. Daniel then makes a massive response in form of TikTok live, where he ‘sperges out and streams himself crying and sobbing in a Buffalo Wild Wings, blaming it all on the “Niggers”, “CP”, and “Kiwi Farmers”.
• Daniel is tricked not too long after the Flexburger leak by a TikTok troll going under “Addison Rae” pretending to be the TikTokker of the same name. Rae asks for Likee dick pics (still unclear why the troll asked for Likee), but Larson didn’t set up Likee right, and Larson proceeded to shove a 8 inch stylus pen up his butthole in frustration. He accidentally recorded that and posted it on TikTok, causing him to get banned (4th Larson Incident). It was BRIMSTONE, but it was perfect for the KFfuckers to get reactions, as they would often post in Daniel’s comments “Post more on Likee” to get seething and coping from Dannycel.
• Daniel is taken in to a disabled group home run by a Nigger named Jonez. The other members are Gavin, a man with severe autism nicknamed “Hal Stewart” by TikTok Dandersonians after the the Megamind character. Daniel doesn’t follow the rules, and also begins heavily posting more and more on TikTok, causing Jonez, who Daniel called Jo-Jo, to be doxed as Jonez Redman, a 40 something nigger with a history of larceny. This caused Daniel to be banned from the group home and be homeless again, all because of KF, Likee, and Hal Stewart.
• Flexburger, now going by cowman22, follows Danny’s TikTok, and pretends to be Roger Cowman, head of Titan, a record company that has just signed Grace VanderWaal. He fell for it again, and Flexburger leaked that Daniel considered trooning out, and even called Elisabeth to discuss it!!!

This caused Daniel “to prove he was a man” by getting a reverse mohawk.

• Flexburger announces his retirement form the Larsonverse and gives up the reins of Titan to Jared, a 14 year old boy with way too much time on his hands. Jared would be doxed by KFuckers and stopped randomly due to his parents taking away his MacBook Air, causing Danderson to have a mental breakdown over Titan’s disbantion on TikTok live, where he spammed Grace VanderWaal’s GMAIL inbox thousands of times, until her mom told him to stop, which he did not.
• Grace ended up blocking Daniel, causing a reverse Mohawk’d man thinking he’s dating Grace VanderWaal to have a mental breakdown on TikTok Live, where he dined and dashed 900 dollars worth of food at a Panera, ran from the cops, and spent the night in jail. His phone was confiscated for 2 months, so a school helper named Bob Proctor (who also has a BLACKED supscription, I’m not joking) gave him a new phone.
• A bunch of weens try to troll Danderson, some succeeding like biggie_fries who told him that his mac’n’cheese at a Burger King was poisoned by KF users, causing Larsonboytbh to lose his fucking mind, even hitting a wageslave!.
• Some failed like Yung_Foxx who made Danny boy sign up for a Google Slide course on the first President, which Foxx claimed was Kun T. Nyuget, but Daniel Larson disproved him and said it was George Washington (only time Larson did anything keyed). All that hails in comparison to 2022, where he won Lolcow of the year.

2022

• Daniel begins collecting disabled benefits from the US government because he’s a selfish little fuck
• Daniel moves into a blue room in a hotel
• Daniel tries to sign up with Columbia Records, but misses the mark badly and is not signed.
• Daniel is given 660 dollars by a KFucker named Benchbodyon to shout out Chris Benoit, clearly not knowing who he is
• Daniel attempts to adopt a dog but is thankfully stopped.
• Daniel is coerced by a record company claiming to be Bodega Records, ran by Bianka and Ox Reynolds (Powerwords:Bianka Kizka and Adrian Morej). He fell for it again and makes multiple TikToks on how happy he is, including one where he fights a punching bag claiming to beat up a white knight trying to tell Daniel that Bodega is not real.
• Bianka leaks that Daniel has came out as a bisexual faggot over in Discord chat logs on r/DanielLarson. Daniel has a massive meltdown at a Burger King, (sounds familiar!) where he claims that Bianka poisoned his Whopper^[Marge...].
• Samantha Elbris (a former assiociate of Flexburger and Jared, and gegbull in her own right) tricks Daniel into shouting out STD Soups, a soup company (no shit). She claims that Daniel will get his own special soap called the “Danderson” flavor, and in exchange, Daniel gives her full control of his TikTok and Instacuck. She then uploads porn onto his TikTok which makes Daniel traumatized.
• Daniel loses his phone and has a meltdown, and punches his genitals in a parking lot. This is called the 5th Larson Incident.
• Daniel doesn’t accept managers for a while due to Samantha and is kicked out of the blue room. He spends most of August and July homeless, but he gets into a epic argument with a Nigger while recording to a audience of 5000 on TikTok live.
• Daniel records himself gooning in a Red Robin. The video then goes viral on KF and gooning sites, causing Larson’s subreddit to be temporarily changed to r/worldsfavoritegooner.
• Daniel secures some housing with the Shields Foundation. Ox, now going under the alias of Rocket64, tricks Daniel that China dropped a nuke on Denver, Colorado, where Daniel was living at the time. Daniel runs around saying “OH MY GOOOOOOD” and “NOT GRACE VANDERWAAL” which made Kiwi Farmers geg really hard and also made me geg.
• Grace’s mom makes a comment on one of Daniel’s TikToks that is “Stop saying you are dating my daughter. Stop saying you have a relationship with her”. Notice the lack of the word Grace.
• Daniel attends a Roe v. Wade protest where he says “I IMPREGNATED GRACE VANDERWAAL” causing the women to look at him weird and kick him out of the protest.
• Trolls begin giving Daniel weird items, like Dildos, and Vacuums after a video where Danderson compared his penis to a vacuum^[Marge...]. Daniel begins punching holes in his walls, and in the 6th Larson Incident, using a dildo.
• Daniel calls for world peace while also saying that Putin should be beheaded by ISIS.
• Daniel mentions the wiki (then called WikiDanderson) and tells people to check it out.
• Daniel is banned from Olive Slopping and Burger King for dining and dashing while on TikTok live.
• Daniel is kicked out of the Shields Foundation due to what happened at the Olive Garden.
• Daniel spends Christmas in the town of Golden where he is kicked out of a hotel.
• Elisabeth dies. Daniel has no reaction.
• Daniel wins Lolcow of the Year 2022, due to I Impregnated Grace VanderWaal becoming the new JULAAY, and the Nuke meltdown.
• Daniel is posted for the first time on /soy/ but is banned for being not a Soyjak.

2023

• Daniel visits Disneyland and contracts Scabies
• Ox trolls Daniel again, this time pretending to be Shai Niggerlips Alexander, claiming to be dating Grace VanderWaal. Daniel falls for it again, and has a massive Panera Bread meltdown, blaming everything on the “Nigger Wageslaves”.
• Daniel goes to a Planet Fitness and is permanently banned after claiming that the employees are Russian spies.
• Daniel takes a bus he thinks is to Phoenix, Arizona so he can see Cole (remember him?), but takes the wrong bus and goes to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Cole would die 2 months later of a botched kidney transplant.
• The Reddit-Discord war takes place after Daniel creates a Reddit called realDanielLarson, where he exclusively posts on r/gracevanderwaal and r/trenchfoot^[Marge...]. Discord users on the #danderson channel find his account, causing a useless nigger war on both Discord and Reddit on who discovered his account first. Surprisingly, Daniel does not interact with the drama.
• Daniel tweets himself shoving a bottle up his ass
• Daniel officially becomes a wageslave, as he creates a Cameo called Dlarson2. He is banned after a KF user named Winkologist gives Danderson 500 dollars to shout out Ted Kaczynski.
• Daniel goes to a Colorado Rockies game. The Rockies win this game against the Atlanta Braves 7-6.
• Daniel releases a new song called “Falling Lights” (his first since Flexburger) strictly on Cameo with help from a KF ween named IwishIhadAdad. He also creates a Spotify, known as Daniel Larson, but is banned because he treats it too much like a blog.
• Daniel attends a Demolition derby in Nebraska because IwishIhadAdad told him Grace VanderWaal was singing at the event. He has a meltdown (hitting himself and others) and is permanently banned.
• Daniel beats up a Indian ice cream seller, and is arrested and sentenced to 30 days in jail.
• After getting released, Daniel is attacked by a diabetic nigger woman with a baseball bat, causing his hands to bleed.
• A Reddit ween takes a photo of Danderson at a Panera bread in Utah, and Daniel has a crash out for the ages, sobbing and threatening to bomb the Panera Bread location.
• Daniel’s YouTube is hacked by cacas swearing allegiance to JoJo Siwa.
• Daniel has a crash out for the ages at an Utah Olive Garden, threading the place with explosives, bombs, and guns, and actually buying a Colt .45 on Etsy, causing the FBI, led by a man known as Daniel MacDougall, to look into him, and see if he will commit any crimes. They discover that Daniel has fine and dashed at countless restaurants, beaten up multiple people, scammed people on Cameo, and his prior criminal history, but need a smoking gun. pretend to be a manager working for Tamla Records, a nigger rap music company via Whatsapp, and want to see his guns, and nudes. He shows them it, and threatens to bomb deh White House, causing him to be arrested in early 2024.
• Daniel is banned by Doll after the words “Daniel more Likee” goes viral on /soy/ because Doll looks up Likee and Daniel Larson, and is absolutely disgusted.

As a result, there is no Soyjak Wiki page on Danderson.

2024-

• Daniel is sent to jail
• Daniel is sent to another jail
• Daniel uploads his last TikTok, telling his fans that Grace VanderWaal put him in prison
• Daniel is ruled mentally fit to stand trial
• Daniel is transferred to a new prison
• Daniel is sentenced to 65 years without parole in 2026, ending the Larson legacy.

All shit nobody cares about. You will not look this up further, it is not safe for life. Especially don’t look up the GirlPhotos.