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Frogs are the highly advanced [[Pedophile|natural predators]] of [[nusoi]]s that use [[bait]] and [[BWC|Foid colonizers]] to advance [[Sharty:America|Donald J Trump's]] political career towards [[TND]] [[or something]]. | Frogs are the highly advanced [[Pedophile|natural predators]] of [[nusoi]]s that use [[bait]] and [[BWC|Foid colonizers]] to advance [[Sharty:America|Donald J Trump's]] political career towards [[TND]] [[or something]]. | ||
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The earliest known proton-frog, Triadbatrachus (also spelled Triodbatchus by Mexicucks) is believed to have lived in Burundi with aryan specimens, until the Finno-[[Sharty:Jewpan|Korean]] Hyperwar of 555555555 BCE, which deeply plunged humanity into a long, downward spiral. During this time the last known male Triadbatrachus, known only as "Pepe", impregnated all the females creating a bloodline of animals. | The earliest known proton-frog, Triadbatrachus (also spelled Triodbatchus by Mexicucks) is believed to have lived in Burundi with aryan specimens, until the Finno-[[Sharty:Jewpan|Korean]] Hyperwar of 555555555 BCE, which deeply plunged humanity into a long, downward spiral. During this time the last known male Triadbatrachus, known only as "Pepe", impregnated all the females creating a bloodline of animals. | ||
There were the tree frogs, which live in the trees and spend their days posting on [[ | There were the tree frogs, which live in the trees and spend their days posting on [[The Sneedy]] and [[Soyjak.party|SHARTY]] where they discover Nusoiz and bait them with Femjanny and CHEESE. | ||
There are also the lazy 'oads, who [[Sharty:Science|Soyentists]] believe are actually a separate species known as Toads or Rhinellas but we know otherwise, OKAY!. They are descendants of Pepe's nigger-frog cousin Blepe. | There are also the lazy 'oads, who [[Sharty:Science|Soyentists]] believe are actually a separate species known as Toads or Rhinellas but we know otherwise, OKAY!. They are descendants of Pepe's nigger-frog cousin Blepe. | ||
There are also the dart frogs who still live in aryan territory (Burundi and Chad), and have the keys to Agartha. | There are also the dart frogs who still live in aryan territory (Burundi and Chad), and have the keys to Agartha. | ||
The famous meme Pepe the Frog is traced off a picture from a 1990s webcomic or however the nigger is [[Wikipedia: | The famous meme Pepe the Frog is traced off a picture from a 1990s webcomic or however the nigger is [[Wikipedia:Breaking Bad|Cooking meth]]. | ||
== Pastimes == | |||
* Bringing back MLG | |||
* Baiting nusoiz | |||
* watching the [[Wikipedia:Breaking Bad|Baddy]] | |||
* banning everything I like | |||
* Eating and jumping on lille pads | |||
* Laughing at failraids | |||
* CHEESEposting | |||
* marge posting | |||
* Taming Gigaflys in Chad. | |||
* Hating on [[Monkeybone]] | |||
== Famous frogs == | == Famous frogs == | ||
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* [[User:Redditor|Redditor]] | * [[User:Redditor|Redditor]] | ||
* Anyone who baits a nusoi | * Anyone who baits a nusoi | ||
[[Category:Marge why the fuck is there a article!]] | |||
Latest revision as of 01:44, 16 January 2026
FROGGY IS A ZIRCON VANTAWHITE AQUAMARINERALD STRAIGHT FROM THE FREEZING PEAKS OF MOUNT EVEREST!!!!!!!!!!!
Frog smell like cheese ~ mtFrogs are the highly advanced natural predators of nusois that use bait and Foid colonizers to advance Donald J Trump's political career towards TND or something.
History of Froggy frogs
[edit | edit source]The earliest known proton-frog, Triadbatrachus (also spelled Triodbatchus by Mexicucks) is believed to have lived in Burundi with aryan specimens, until the Finno-Korean Hyperwar of 555555555 BCE, which deeply plunged humanity into a long, downward spiral. During this time the last known male Triadbatrachus, known only as "Pepe", impregnated all the females creating a bloodline of animals.
There were the tree frogs, which live in the trees and spend their days posting on The Sneedy and SHARTY where they discover Nusoiz and bait them with Femjanny and CHEESE. There are also the lazy 'oads, who Soyentists believe are actually a separate species known as Toads or Rhinellas but we know otherwise, OKAY!. They are descendants of Pepe's nigger-frog cousin Blepe. There are also the dart frogs who still live in aryan territory (Burundi and Chad), and have the keys to Agartha.
The famous meme Pepe the Frog is traced off a picture from a 1990s webcomic or however the nigger is Cooking meth.
Pastimes
[edit | edit source]- Bringing back MLG
- Baiting nusoiz
- watching the Baddy
- banning everything I like
- Eating and jumping on lille pads
- Laughing at failraids
- CHEESEposting
- marge posting
- Taming Gigaflys in Chad.
- Hating on Monkeybone
Famous frogs
[edit | edit source]- Pepe (his real name is (translated from PIE) is believed to be Pepelicious Niggalippa Gregarious Gargantuan FROGGY SwagLord Pepe M.L.G Donald Trump)
- Blepe
- Anyone who uses the frog pond
- The Nazi Network
- Francis
- Jo-Jo (Pepe's first out of 6700000000420 sons)
- Anyone who uses Frenschan
- quay
- The great meme trumpet
- Redditor
- Anyone who baits a nusoi
