Erik Mokracek
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S) You can help by notifying the authorities, and also by ordering 'za to xir house
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All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "OP is a CANDY-ASSgot"
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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE POND
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull. |
| > | I AM GOING TO DRINK OCEAN WATER | < |
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ERIK MOKRACEK IS ATROCIOUS ZIMBABWEAN BRIMSTONE UTTERLY RAPED BY THE SMELLIEST MEN FROM THE ESTROGEN CHASMS!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine someone who makes Chris Chan look like he’s mentally okay
Imagine someone who makes Daniel Larson seem intelligent
Imagine someone who makes Yahoo blush with his nostalgia boner.
That someone is Erik Mokracek.
History
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While Erik doesn’t exactly smell like cheese, he does have a foot fetish.
Born on September 19, 1980, Mokracek, an autistic manchild pushing 50, living in Waretown, New Jersey with his mother and sister in a house that's probably flooded with trash. His earliest online presence dates back to 2001 on fucking Usenet, of all places. He started his first real online shenanigans on the Closing Logo Group, a close-knit IRC group, who sperg about logos and logotypes, as early as 2004 and would spam the site with his MS Paint "masterpieces," with animated children plastered on them. Mokracek is obviously unemployed and spends all his time making shitty MS paint cartoons with screenshots of literal whos from random 1990s tv shows. Oh, and he also has a fetish for poop. Every so often his sister and her kids move out of the house because they can no longer put up with his autistic shenanigans but they always make their way back sooner or later. All of this info comes from his LiVEJOURNAL, which can be viewed here. He also cannot take criticism. His retardation can be backed up by the fact that he was in high school until he was 21. He also has really weird fetishes, like feet, cheese (OH MY FAUCI HE IS JUST LIKE LEE!) and carnivals. He is also obsessed with drinking ocean water, sitting in the back seats of cars, crossing the road alone, and Ron Paul among with so much more. The joke is ending now, he will be like this for the rest of his days, retarded and doing nothing but editing MS Paint cartoons about Ocean Water and 1990s tv shows, oh well glad I’m not him.
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[edit | edit source]His artwork is not even art at all as it is an insult to actual artists everywhere. His so-called "art" consists of cutout screenshots of various children's shows he's a fanboy of that are essentially pasted over a shopping mall, TV channel bumper with outdated graphics, or some text about his autistic agenda.
- I deserve to be fre-ACK!
- I AM GOING TO DR-ACK!
- Tails Crossing The Road the complete-ACK!
