Scat
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Scat, also refered to as Poop, Feces, Dung, Feces, Caca number two or Fefe is a brown solid that comes out of your butt every few seconds. In Urdu it is referred to as Poop and in many Brazilian languages it is referred to as “Caca”. Supposedly scat comes from the food you eat but there is no scientific evidence backing this up and even if it were to be true your scat is always brown (or green tinted[this has been noted in Australian Bushwickers over the age of 74]). The beautiful land of the first aryans celebrates and worships scat, with some Hindus involving it in their celebrations daily!
