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The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is the main security department of the United States. Its members are commonly referred to as glowies or glowniggers because they are bioluminescent and emit a green light if that matters. Unlike jannies, glowies have a greater scope in terms of who or what they deal with; in most cases, they take down pedophiles and other disturbing criminals. They're also all full of aryans btw.


I dont know what to put here so have a list of every single glownigger datamining operation:

Pre-Snowden Era (publicly known or later confirmed)

Snowden-Revealed Major Programs (2013)

  • Boundless Informant – NSA's internal "heat map" of how many records it collects per country
  • GHOSTMACHINE – Cloud analytics platform
  • Tempora (GCHQ) – Full-take buffering of transatlantic fiber cables for 30 days
  • Upstream collection (FAIRVIEW, STORMBREW, BLARNEY, OAKSTAR) – Tapping internet backbone inside US
  • CO-TRAVELER – Tracking 5+ billion location records per day via cell phones
  • Optic Nerve (GCHQ) – Captured webcam images from 1.8 million Yahoo users (many nude)
  • QUANTUM (QUANTUMINSERT, QUANTUMHAND, QUANTUMBOT, etc.) – Man-on-the-side attacks to redirect targets to FOXACID exploit servers
  • TURMOIL – Passive sensors on backbone
  • TURBINE – Active command & control for millions of implants
  • EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE – Breaking Tor (compromised 2013)
  • HappyFeet / RoadBait – Geolocating targets via phone apps

CIA Vault 7 Leaks (WikiLeaks, March 2017) – "the largest leak in CIA history"

  • Weeping Angel (2014) – Samsung Smart TV implant (turns TV into listening device even when "off")
  • HammerDrill – Implants Windows machines via infected CD/DVD
  • Archimedes – Man-in-the-middle attack tool
  • Athena/Hera – Windows implant family (Athena can survive OS reinstall)
  • AfterMidnight / Assassin – Windows malware frameworks
  • Pandemic – Turns Windows file servers into infection vectors for entire networks
  • Grasshopper – Custom malware builder to evade antivirus
  • Marble – Obfuscates code to hide CIA authorship
  • HIVE / CherryBlossom – Compromises home/business routers & wireless access points
  • Brutal Kangaroo – Air-gapped network jumping via USB
  • Fight Club / RickyBobby – iPhone & Android implants
  • Sonic Agitator – Makes phones vibrate to trigger hardware implants
  • Bee Sting – Infects via USB sticks
  • SnowyOwl / Gyrfalcon – Linux implants
  • BothanSpy / Gyrfalcon – Steals SSH credentials on Windows/X11
  • YarnBall – iOS implant that steals location even when off
  • UMBRAGE – Library of foreign malware signatures to frame other countries (Russia, China, Iran, NK)
  • DarkSeaSkies / NightSkies – Mac OS X and iPhone implants (NightSkies was on new iPhones from factory as early as 2008)
  • DerStarke / Protego – Missile control system implant (yes, actual missile guidance systems)
  • PocketPutty – Remote command execution on Windows
  • Cannoli – UEFI persistence

Shadow Brokers Leaks (2016–2017) – Mostly NSA Equation Group tools

  • EternalBlue, EternalRomance, EternalSynergy, EternalChampion – SMB exploits (used in WannaCry, NotPetya)
  • DoublePulsar – Backdoor implant used with above
  • Exploits for Cisco, Juniper, Fortinet, TopSec firewalls
  • UNITEDRAKE – Modular Windows implant (used since ~2006)
  • DanderSpritz – Post-exploitation framework (like Metasploit but NSA)
  • FuzzBunch – Exploit framework (like Metasploit)
  • EPICBANANA – Privilege escalation on Cisco PIX
  • ETERNALSYNAPSE – Remote root on HP printers
  • BANANAGLEE – Persistent storage of stolen data on target
  • ZESTYLEAK – iPhone bootrom exploit
  • EWOKFRENZY – VMware ESXi exploitation

Later Revelations & Confirmed Ongoing Programs

  • WINDSTOP / MONKEYCALENDAR (2016–present) – Collects all SMS in certain countries
  • Project 6 (NSA) / DarkMatter (UAE) – iPhone zero-click exploits sold to UAE
  • Quantum SquID – Skype video/audio interception
  • SPINALTAP – Linux kernel implants
  • INCENSER – Implant on fiber-optic repeaters
  • GINSU / KONGUR – Persistent implant for air-gapped systems via PCIe hardware cards
  • Cottonmouth-I, -II, -III – USB & Firewire hardware implants (look like normal cables, exfiltrate over RF)
  • NIGHTSTAND – Wireless exploit injection from up to 8 miles away
  • SURLYSPAWN – Keystroke logger over RF
  • RAGEMASTER – Retro-reflector on VGA cable (records screen via radar from outside building)
  • LOUDAUTO – Microphone implant hidden in audio jack
  • DROPOUTJEEP – iPhone implant (claimed 100% success rate in 2013 docs)
  • TOTEGHOSTLY – Mobile phone implant over WiFi
  • PHOTOANGLO (GCHQ/NSA) – iPhone location/data exfil
  • ICREACH (2007–present) – Google-like search engine sharing 850 billion+ records with 23 US agencies + Five Eyes