The Mountain Niggaz

TheMountainNiggaz
Pronunciation	Mou-tain-ni-g-as
Status	Active
Monuments	Kuz Memorial, Soot pyramid,
Nationality	Souther Aryan American
Other names	Mountain men, Mountainxissies, MountainGODs,
Race	White
Religion	Christianity
Occupation	Soycraft 3 Faction
Years active	November 11th 2025 - Present
Organization	C.A.D.O.
Best known for	Letting practically anybaldi join, always getting raped, being nice,
Title	The Mountain
Movement	Nusoism
Opponent(s)	BaconLover07, Minepha, Heroinbrln, Tenor, Stone, Dr.Donut,
Parent	Coalfarmer
Family	Supadrayk, Johny_Mackrel, Chuck_shiesty, TNDulator88,
IAS?	No

THE MOUNTAIN NIGGAZ IS A HYPERBOREAN VANTAWHITE AQUAMARINERALD FORGED BY [[|Cobson|COBSON]] HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

The Mountain Niggaz or Mountain Men is a faction started on November 11th 2025 in Soycraft 3 when coalfarmer needed nusois to help him build his large base on Nusoi Mountain one. It is currently the largest faction on soycraft by a large margin with it having around 50 members. 2/3rds of which are DnB. They use the pillager flag as their faction symbol and banner.

Mountain language and dialect

For dur shardee Language and Dialect (of which Mountainese is a subsect of) go to the soyspeak portal.

Coalfarmers faction within the soycraft contains their own, separate from shardee dialect, sub cultural, dialect and language. This excerpt of the article is meant to explain and elaborate on this language. It's mostly SNCA tbh, but it's crucial mountain lore for nusois who join not only the mountain niggaz but also the soyraft' as a whole. This language was mainly composed by obviously coalfarmer, but also a few other key members such as TND88, Kolga_Phone, GregOre, and Abu_troller.

• The Hoov' - coalfarmer posted a thread on /pol/ about some snca and him and a few other namefags created a new deliberately forced meme where anything based or keyed would becalled hooved. And a based person or powerful person would be called THE HOOV! It is now used to scare nusois who are disobedient. say things like "THE HOOV WILL RAPE YOU NIGGA" or something along those lines switch around the words and such. Make sure other oldGODS help you in gaslighting them.
• Mountaincaust - name used for the killings of mountain men int he first, second, third, fourth, and fifth mountain wars. This was ended by abu_troller whom negotiated a peace deal which eventually led to the formation of the C.A.D.O. coalition.
• CeltGODS - coalfarmer is a celticGOD. and because of that all mountainGODS are also celtGODs. Specifically, the northern scotte phenotype of the celts such as the Picts. These celts were wrongly mistaken for Hyperboreans by the greeks. This means the mountain niggaz inherit all hyperborean yukubian interlocking powers ensured by Jesus Christ. This is because the mountain men are ALL Christian SAINTS who love Christ more then all even more than the shardee. A nearly impossible task and trait to have.
• NuSlaving - Nuslaving is when mountain men IMMEDIATLY invite the freshest nuest nusois who just joined and tp to them. After doing this if they accept the invitation to the mountain they then take them to one of the many lands mountain men occupy. They get them blocks, basic armor, tools, and other things to get them started. They then peer pressure them into building and farming. This allows them to have a large community of active slaves to keep the server from turning into DNB state again. It also prevents wayward nusois from griefing and stealing as they often do.
• Somebady Sleep - when the mountain niggaz are working on a collective project and are too lazy to place torches or sleep themselves, they spam in chat "somebady sleep" or "tsomebady sleep" or "sleep n shiet' until some poor nusoi gives up and sleeps or the mountain niggaz spamming it get raped and killed by oldsois.Its an ancient art first taught by bruhcation to the fledgling young nusois of the mountain who then there after spread and passed down to all nusois and newfags alike.
• HYDEWARS! - when two based individuals are fighting and a mountainsoi cannot pick a side (such as a fight between sam hyde and sam hyde) or two jartycucked retards (such as evil hyde and evil hyde) the mountainsois yell "HYDEWARS" or "HYDE IT DOWN NOW!". This signifies the conflict is either SNCA to them or they can't pick a side. Its named after the Sam Hyde intermiedit show he made in between the cancelation of MDE: World Peace and the rebooted version ExtremePeace and his late night talk show TheSamHydeShow launching. It features some of his worse skits and disjointed advice sections due to him struggling to get back on his feet. Ironically, it has his best merch on MDE's online store and the best name. It's basically a shitty mix of his talk show and comedy skit shows made to hold off the MDE fanbase until the new, much better series n shiet came out.
• We Are The Mountain - a song created as a joke by a few oldsois and mountainsois within the chat in the early morning of 12/21/2025 and is a shardee parody version of "'we are charlie kirk" a Ai generated retarded neo-con anthem made to commemorate charlie kirks rotting corpse. It consists of basic gospel like Gregorian chants of the quote at the top of the article with some words changed through the repeating choruses as the song goes on. It is sung when the mountain niggaz are about to enslave a nusoi or fight another faction.

You may ask, WHAT is this language called? Some call it mountainniggerbabble, mountaintalk, mountainspeak, or something else but we perfer Mountainese.

Mountain Niggaz Territory

Nusoi Mountain

NuNusoi mountain and soot memorial Pyramid

The mountain niggaz control three mountains, four colonies, and one railway. You can tell if an area is owned by the mountainsois by the distinction of their banner. This banner is the same as used by the pillager sand vindicators with Minecraft. Every mountain niggaz controlled area has ATLEAST three to four of them everywhere. For pictures of these areas see beside the text below and here. >

The Plantation

Abu_troller's peace Island

NusoiMountain 3

Mountain niggaz controlled areas include:

• NusoiMountain - The first mountain claimed by the mountain niggaz as well as the most urbanized and largest area. right next to spawn three and is where coalfarmer, gregore, TND88, and a few other key founding ountain niggaz live. The landscaping was also done by baconlove07 after the first mountain wars. Home to the kuz memorial pier, TND88's spiral house, and the C.A.D.O. waroom and congressional hall deep below gregore's house and labortory. Extremely important historical landmark.
• NuNusoiMountain - The second mountain claimed by the mountain niggaz. Home to the soot memorial pyramid. Is the second stop on the mountain railway. Kolga_phone and a few other nusois live on the top within a large mansion. Multiple stone monoliths have been destroyed which were built by cola_fiend. These monoliths were the first structures on the mountain. The only one wtill standing is the church monolith. This monolith is an empty church-like structure that is abandoned. It is in the middle of the compound at the peak.
• Waco compound - The first colony, a joke recreation of the Waco compound occupied by the Davidians and wrongfully raided and lit on fire by the ATF.
• Dur Southern' Plantation - The second colony. A Louisiana-style plantation made to enslave nusois and harvest a large amount of mainly wheat for the mountainsois and the server as a whole.
• Abu's peace island - The third colony, An island owned by Abu_troller the key mountain nigga who had brought peace to the mountain lands and helped negotiate the start of the C.A.D.O. coalition. It is a small island in the middle of the sea near the end of the servers map. It has a large Georgian type orthodox church in the middle and is within a jungle biome.
• The Mountain Railway - An official soycraft railway which starts at the Nusoimountain and leads all the way to Hitler's Opera House and Amphitheatre outside spawn 2 and 4. It includes three stations including the first one at NusoiMountain, the station at NuNusoiMountain, and the station at the opera house. It goes straight ahead until it hits the third station where it starts going westward as it can't go straight any farther without hitting the buildings around spawn. This westward part will continue going west until mountain is found and a new station is made. It is unfinished.
• The Embassy - A small building within Morristown (the town owned by endspire) to establish diplomatic relations and such.
• NuNuNusoimountain - The third mountain able to be found through leaving the Nusoimountain cave system and going down the end rock path which leads to the base of the mountain. The mountain has a giant hollowed out acadian tree with three floors and a villager hall. Sobot and other non mountain men also have their bases near the base of the mountain. It also has a large public roadway next to it mostly built by coalfarmer.
• The C.A.D.O. Castle - a castle to the right of nusoimountain 3 used by CADO for meetings and dinners. Originally built by (((???))) and abandoned then colonized by the mountain niggaz and expanded and finished.

  

  The C.A.D.O. Castle

Mountain conspiracies

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Conspiracies theories believed or drafted by the mountain niggaz.

• Alex Jones is Usnutt - self explanatory. you know its true. Compare the voices. The body. the everything. follow the jew.
• DOGE Epstein? - this theory states that elon musk intentionally canceled the adobe premium subscription of the white house staff so they couldn't hide redacted names from the Epstein files. In the current version there is a blatant error where white house staff only highlighted in black the redacted things making them visible. If they had adobe premium then they could do real image redactions. This one requires a certain amount of good faith and trust in elon musk which is near impossible as this is the man who was best friends with Peter Thiel at one time.
• Heroin ALT - because of paranoia of the notorious greifer Heroinbrln every time a nusoi joins a new theory is supposed that the nusois is actually a heroin alt.