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	The Portuguese’s are BFTO’ded by Eternal Anglos from England and Wales. The Anglos begin segregation which was good but don’t kill the Hindi and Sikkimese brappys ya kuach ar because of Jewish lands o algo, epic fail.		The Portuguese’s are BFTO’ded by Eternal Anglos from England and Wales. The Anglos begin segregation which was good but don’t kill the Hindi and Sikkimese brappys ya kuach ar because of Jewish lands o algo, epic fail.
	* 1631 AD		* 1631 AD
	{{Thoughtext~~\|Sharty:Poop 2~~\|More Poop 2 discovered in a coal mine in southern Jharkhand]]}}{{Glowtext\|MEDS! THE ANGLOS DID NOTHING WRONG AND EDWARD IV WAS JUST A SMART LITTLE TUDOIST DOE! THATS GORE OF THE URDUS!}}		{{Thoughtext\|More Poop 2 discovered in a coal mine in southern Jharkhand}}{{Glowtext\|MEDS! THE ANGLOS DID NOTHING WRONG AND EDWARD IV WAS JUST A SMART LITTLE TUDOIST DOE! THATS GORE OF THE URDUS!}}

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History of India

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	The Portuguese’s are BFTO’ded by Eternal Anglos from England and Wales. The Anglos begin segregation which was good but don’t kill the Hindi and Sikkimese brappys ya kuach ar because of Jewish lands o algo, epic fail.		The Portuguese’s are BFTO’ded by Eternal Anglos from England and Wales. The Anglos begin segregation which was good but don’t kill the Hindi and Sikkimese brappys ya kuach ar because of Jewish lands o algo, epic fail.
	* 1631 AD		* 1631 AD
	~~<sr[[~~Sharty:Poop 2\|More Poop 2 discovered in a coal mine in southern Jharkhand]]~~>sr~~ {{Glowtext\|MEDS! THE ANGLOS DID NOTHING WRONG AND EDWARD IV WAS JUST A SMART LITTLE TUDOIST DOE! THATS GORE OF THE URDUS!}}		{{Thoughtext\|Sharty:Poop 2\|More Poop 2 discovered in a coal mine in southern Jharkhand]]}}{{Glowtext\|MEDS! THE ANGLOS DID NOTHING WRONG AND EDWARD IV WAS JUST A SMART LITTLE TUDOIST DOE! THATS GORE OF THE URDUS!}}

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	The Mughals are slowly BFTO’d by the Mamluks, a group of [[Niggers\|formerly imprisoned]] Hindi speaking Hindus from Haryana. The Indians form trade leverage with the Thailandics for durians o algo if you meet a Haryanan they will brag about this to keep the white man down shoot them with a colt .45		The Mughals are slowly BFTO’d by the Mamluks, a group of [[Niggers\|formerly imprisoned]] Hindi speaking Hindus from Haryana. The Indians form trade leverage with the Thailandics for durians o algo if you meet a Haryanan they will brag about this to keep the white man down shoot them with a colt .45
	* 1498 AD		* 1498 AD
	Vasco de Barteleodemoe Wasic Degas y Gama of [[Wikipedia:Portugal\|Portugal, NOT SPAIN]], begin colonization of the Indians. The Portuguese actually lose at first due to a Mamluk king in Tamil Nadu creating a prison that was so tiny [[Sharty:George Floyd\|you couldn’t breathe]].		Vasco de Barteleodemoe Wasic Degas y Gama of [[Wikipedia:Portugal\|Portugal, NOT SPAIN]], begin colonization of the Indians. The Portuguese actually lose at first due to a Mamluk king in Tamil Nadu creating a prison that was so tiny [[Sharty:George Floyd\|you couldn’t breathe]] so if a HINDU sarrist tries to be a victim in that situation use the Mamluks as evidence that Portugal won or something
			* 1600 AD
			The Portuguese’s are BFTO’ded by Eternal Anglos from England and Wales. The Anglos begin segregation which was good but don’t kill the Hindi and Sikkimese brappys ya kuach ar because of Jewish lands o algo, epic fail.
			* 1631 AD
			<sr[[Sharty:Poop 2\|More Poop 2 discovered in a coal mine in southern Jharkhand]]>sr {{Glowtext\|MEDS! THE ANGLOS DID NOTHING WRONG AND EDWARD IV WAS JUST A SMART LITTLE TUDOIST DOE! THATS GORE OF THE URDUS!}}

Lapeer County ‘jakker: /* History of India */

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History of India

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	* 600 AD-900 AD		* 600 AD-900 AD
	Chandragupta’s empire makes the utterly retarded decision to colonize foreign countries, specifically Pakistan and Thailand, which results in a massive Hindu temple in fucking [[Sharty:Southeast Asia\|Cambodia]], and muslims infiltrating the country. Most Muslims learn how to speak Urdu, the language of Rajasthan and Tamil Nadu O ALGO. A 300 year religious shitfoing happens or something over if Beef or Pork is illegal.		Chandragupta’s empire makes the utterly retarded decision to colonize foreign countries, specifically Pakistan and Thailand, which results in a massive Hindu temple in fucking [[Sharty:Southeast Asia\|Cambodia]], and muslims infiltrating the country. Most Muslims learn how to speak Urdu, the language of Rajasthan and Tamil Nadu O ALGO. A 300 year religious shitfoing happens or something over if Beef or Pork is illegal.
			* 900 AD-1100 AD
			Meghalayans known as the Mughals colonize northern India and parts of Western India like Goa and Jharkhand. They start incorporating more SNCA into the Hindu religion.
			* 1100-1400 AD
			The Mughals are slowly BFTO’d by the Mamluks, a group of [[Niggers\|formerly imprisoned]] Hindi speaking Hindus from Haryana. The Indians form trade leverage with the Thailandics for durians o algo if you meet a Haryanan they will brag about this to keep the white man down shoot them with a colt .45
			* 1498 AD
			Vasco de Barteleodemoe Wasic Degas y Gama of [[Wikipedia:Portugal\|Portugal, NOT SPAIN]], begin colonization of the Indians. The Portuguese actually lose at first due to a Mamluk king in Tamil Nadu creating a prison that was so tiny [[Sharty:George Floyd\|you couldn’t breathe]].

Lapeer County ‘jakker: /* History of India */

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	* 360 AD		* 360 AD
	Guptas finally fully BFTO’d. Some cool pottery and [[Wikipedia:Samosa\|samosas]] are invented, that’s cool I guess. A unrelated Kingdom Known as the Harja-Gupta Chidags led by Chandragupta start using the Arabic form of Numerical notation, and start educating people shit nobody cares about like how [[Wikipedia:Tin\|tin]] is inert when mixed with [[Wikipedia:Indium\|micheal stevens]] or something along those lines. This works well because now it means that Indians are so versed up in retarded shit nobody cares about that they often defend themselves for no apparent reason, eat poop2, force the jewies to give them jobs the second they immigrate, and drink stupid 100% zero beef sodas like [[Wikipedia:Pepsi Blue\|pepsi blue]]{{Margerald}}, this will be important; due to Chandragupta inventing the concept of 1 2 3 4 that everyBOLDI uses now, you will be robbed of a job by a retarded immigrant shitskin.		Guptas finally fully BFTO’d. Some cool pottery and [[Wikipedia:Samosa\|samosas]] are invented, that’s cool I guess. A unrelated Kingdom Known as the Harja-Gupta Chidags led by Chandragupta start using the Arabic form of Numerical notation, and start educating people shit nobody cares about like how [[Wikipedia:Tin\|tin]] is inert when mixed with [[Wikipedia:Indium\|micheal stevens]] or something along those lines. This works well because now it means that Indians are so versed up in retarded shit nobody cares about that they often defend themselves for no apparent reason, eat poop2, force the jewies to give them jobs the second they immigrate, and drink stupid 100% zero beef sodas like [[Wikipedia:Pepsi Blue\|pepsi blue]]{{Margerald}}, this will be important; due to Chandragupta inventing the concept of 1 2 3 4 that everyBOLDI uses now, you will be robbed of a job by a retarded immigrant shitskin.
			* 600 AD-900 AD
			Chandragupta’s empire makes the utterly retarded decision to colonize foreign countries, specifically Pakistan and Thailand, which results in a massive Hindu temple in fucking [[Sharty:Southeast Asia\|Cambodia]], and muslims infiltrating the country. Most Muslims learn how to speak Urdu, the language of Rajasthan and Tamil Nadu O ALGO. A 300 year religious shitfoing happens or something over if Beef or Pork is illegal.

Lapeer County ‘jakker: /* History of India */

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History of India

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	* 310 AD		* 310 AD
	The Guptas, members of a Hindu temple near Jharkhand, begin {{Singularitytext\|[[Satanic cults\|BURNING AND KILLING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON]]}} to appease gods that don’t exist. The Guptas take over some territory in the South and set up 400 year conventions near the [[Wikipedia:Ganges River\|ganges]] that some batshit crazy Hindu fucks still attend (it’s called the [[Mali]] Kumbh Mala btw if that matters) that are finally shut down by Muslims in India. Only keyed thing Muslims ever did.		The Guptas, members of a Hindu temple near Jharkhand, begin {{Singularitytext\|[[Satanic cults\|BURNING AND KILLING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON]]}} to appease gods that don’t exist. The Guptas take over some territory in the South and set up 400 year conventions near the [[Wikipedia:Ganges River\|ganges]] that some batshit crazy Hindu fucks still attend (it’s called the [[Mali]] Kumbh Mala btw if that matters) that are finally shut down by Muslims in India. Only keyed thing Muslims ever did.
			* 340 AD
			Gupta temple taken over by Sikhs.
			* 360 AD
			Guptas finally fully BFTO’d. Some cool pottery and [[Wikipedia:Samosa\|samosas]] are invented, that’s cool I guess. A unrelated Kingdom Known as the Harja-Gupta Chidags led by Chandragupta start using the Arabic form of Numerical notation, and start educating people shit nobody cares about like how [[Wikipedia:Tin\|tin]] is inert when mixed with [[Wikipedia:Indium\|micheal stevens]] or something along those lines. This works well because now it means that Indians are so versed up in retarded shit nobody cares about that they often defend themselves for no apparent reason, eat poop2, force the jewies to give them jobs the second they immigrate, and drink stupid 100% zero beef sodas like [[Wikipedia:Pepsi Blue\|pepsi blue]]{{Margerald}}, this will be important; due to Chandragupta inventing the concept of 1 2 3 4 that everyBOLDI uses now, you will be robbed of a job by a retarded immigrant shitskin.

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	The [[Wikipedia:Sikhism\|Sikh]] religion is invented by a Mizoramese poop eater named Guru Nanak. He spreads it o algo and it flourishes in Rajasthan and Gujarat.		The [[Wikipedia:Sikhism\|Sikh]] religion is invented by a Mizoramese poop eater named Guru Nanak. He spreads it o algo and it flourishes in Rajasthan and Gujarat.
	* 310 AD		* 310 AD
	The Guptas, members of a Hindu temple near Jharkhand, begin {{~~Singularity~~\|[[Satanic cults\|BURNING AND KILLING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON]]}} to appease gods that don’t exist. The Guptas take over some territory in the South and set up 400 year conventions near the [[Wikipedia:Ganges River\|ganges]] that some batshit crazy Hindu fucks still attend (it’s called the [[Mali]] Kumbh Mala btw if that matters) that are finally shut down by Muslims in India. Only keyed thing Muslims ever did.		The Guptas, members of a Hindu temple near Jharkhand, begin {{Singularitytext\|[[Satanic cults\|BURNING AND KILLING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON]]}} to appease gods that don’t exist. The Guptas take over some territory in the South and set up 400 year conventions near the [[Wikipedia:Ganges River\|ganges]] that some batshit crazy Hindu fucks still attend (it’s called the [[Mali]] Kumbh Mala btw if that matters) that are finally shut down by Muslims in India. Only keyed thing Muslims ever did.

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	* 100 AD-200		* 100 AD-200
	More shitflinging erupts after a guy tripps and suffers a brain injury in Andhra Pradesh. This then causes the Kushan kingdom of Andhra Pradesh to invade the Mizoramese which resulted in the Gujarati war. By 200 AD, all of Shitdia is under control of the Kushan.		More shitflinging erupts after a guy tripps and suffers a brain injury in Andhra Pradesh. This then causes the Kushan kingdom of Andhra Pradesh to invade the Mizoramese which resulted in the Gujarati war. By 200 AD, all of Shitdia is under control of the Kushan.
			* 200-220 AD
			Kushans begin to fall apart and are BFTO’d by Sikkimese Jeets that BTFO themselves in 260 AD. More shitflinging.
			* 260 AD
			The Sikkimese BFTO themselves (I love saying BFTO) and more shitflinging.
			* 300 AD
			The [[Wikipedia:Sikhism\|Sikh]] religion is invented by a Mizoramese poop eater named Guru Nanak. He spreads it o algo and it flourishes in Rajasthan and Gujarat.
			* 310 AD
			The Guptas, members of a Hindu temple near Jharkhand, begin {{Singularity\|[[Satanic cults\|BURNING AND KILLING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON]]}} to appease gods that don’t exist. The Guptas take over some territory in the South and set up 400 year conventions near the [[Wikipedia:Ganges River\|ganges]] that some batshit crazy Hindu fucks still attend (it’s called the [[Mali]] Kumbh Mala btw if that matters) that are finally shut down by Muslims in India. Only keyed thing Muslims ever did.

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	* 1 AD-33 AD.		* 1 AD-33 AD.
	The {{Gemtext\|lord and savior Jesus Christ}} bfto all sinners before dying. This is gemmy but has nothing to do with Shitdia.		The {{Gemtext\|lord and savior Jesus Christ}} bfto all sinners before dying. This is gemmy but has nothing to do with Shitdia.
			* 100 AD-200
			More shitflinging erupts after a guy tripps and suffers a brain injury in Andhra Pradesh. This then causes the Kushan kingdom of Andhra Pradesh to invade the Mizoramese which resulted in the Gujarati war. By 200 AD, all of Shitdia is under control of the Kushan.

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	* 890 BC-880 BC		* 890 BC-880 BC
	The Meghalayan age occurs. In this 10 year period, following a massive volcanic eruption in Meghalaya, the world began experiencing a drought or something. This single handily lead to the death of the Egyptian Old Kingdom and Persian emirstates{{Margerald}}		The Meghalayan age occurs. In this 10 year period, following a massive volcanic eruption in Meghalaya, the world began experiencing a drought or something. This single handily lead to the death of the Egyptian Old Kingdom and Persian emirstates{{Margerald}}
			* 600 BC-100 BC
			The second urbanization (meds, ruralization India has always been third world shithole) of India occurs when a previously small/tiny city state, the Bengali city state of West Bengal, (they OBVIOUSLY speak Bengali CHUDSKI) begin cultivating rice shortly after the colonization of Telangana by rebels from the Bengal kingdom (called the Red Turbans by scienTISTS). This made rice the most lucrative commodity in India. The Bengalis converted to Hinduism (epic fail) and formed some lucrative alliances with the Hindu Rajasthanis despite the linguistic differences. Unfortunately due to being selfish little fucks the Bengalis were taken over by the [[Canada\|Kannadians]] due to not allowing the Kanashits to eat rice o algo. Most Bengalis took refuge in West Bengal where Bengali is exclusively spoken.
			* 96-10 BC
			[[Soybooru\|The Shunga Dynasty and many other third world shitholes]] fling shit at eachother and everybody who speaks Sanskrit and Sentinalese dies (seriously, there were way more Sanskrit speakers in 80 BC then there are now, today only the state of Goa has more then 10,000 speakers)
			* 10 BC-44 AD
			A group known as the Guptas, Jeets from Andhra Pradesh, take over everything before falling apart. unlike the others they actually invent something; rice pickaxes. They also spread Hindushitim across India and convert most Mizoramese before being BFTO’d by the Maruyans.
			* 1 AD-33 AD.
			The {{Gemtext\|lord and savior Jesus Christ}} bfto all sinners before dying. This is gemmy but has nothing to do with Shitdia.