Tanzanite truthnuke - Revision history

✡oyvey✡ at 22:28, 16 March 2026

2026-03-16T22:28:51Z

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Mossad\|'''{{FULLPAGENAME}}'''}}}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Mossad\|'''{{FULLPAGENAME}}'''}}}}
	~~{{Nuke\|plural=ARE\|title=TANZANITE TRVTHNVKES}}~~
	{{Tanzanite}}		{{Tanzanite}}
	[[File:IRL Tanzanite.jpg\|thumb\|240x240px\|An IRL Tanzanite.]]		[[File:IRL Tanzanite.jpg\|thumb\|240x240px\|An IRL Tanzanite.]]
	A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a [[Truthnuke]] of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a [[Thrembo\|thrembillion]] pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to wear spectacles for the rest of their lives onwards. The phrase itself is almost exclusively used by [[Soyjak Wiki\|'Ki]] editors and lurkers. The opposite mineral is [[Tranzanite]], which is the same but for extremely well-crafted lies.		A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a [[Truthnuke]] of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a [[Thrembo\|thrembillion]] pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to wear spectacles for the rest of their lives onwards. The phrase itself is almost exclusively used by [[Soyjak Wiki\|'Ki]] editors and lurkers. The opposite mineral is [[Lie\|Tranzanite]], which is the same but for extremely well-crafted lies.

	== Etymology ==		== Etymology ==
	The term comes from Template:Tanzanite, a template used to mark only the gemmiest pages forged by craftsmen of the Jacobson clan from Aryanheaven using techniques passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. ''[[Autism]]'' and ''[[Trannies]]'' are some examples of these legendary pages.		The term comes from Template:Tanzanite, a template used to mark only the gemmiest pages forged by craftsmen of the Jacobson clan from Aryanheaven using techniques passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. ''[[sharty:Autism\|Autism]]'' and ''[[Trannies]]'' are some examples of these legendary pages.

	The template's name comes from the now obsolete [[Qa/ (4chan)\|/qa/]]-era Soyspeak word ''Tanzanite'' referring to the highest level of quality attainable by a post and from Doll-era II Soyspeak ''Truthnuke'', referring to an extremely controversial fact that eliminates all lies previously posted in a thread.		The template's name comes from the now obsolete [[sharty:Qa/ (4chan)\|/qa/]]-era Soyspeak word ''Tanzanite'' referring to the highest level of quality attainable by a post and from Doll-era II Soyspeak ''Truthnuke'', referring to an extremely controversial fact that eliminates all lies previously posted in a thread.

	== Abundance in 'rth's Crust ==		== Abundance in 'rth's Crust ==
	If you see anyone using this [[Animal\|endangered]] phrase, it's a dead giveaway that they are a wikiGOD.		If you see anyone using this [[sharty:Animal\|endangered]] phrase, it's a dead giveaway that they are a wikiGOD.

	Due to this phrase's rarity, there are no known pictures of tanzanite truthnukes being detonated, or even one that hasn't been detonated. Can [[You\|(you)]] help us?		Due to this phrase's rarity, there are no known pictures of tanzanite truthnukes being detonated, or even one that hasn't been detonated. Can [[You\|(you)]] help us?
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	* [[Truthnuke]]		* [[Truthnuke]]
	* [[Mineral rating system]]		* [[Mineral rating system]]

	~~{{Ratings}}~~

Brimstone: Brimstone moved page User:Brimstone/tanzanite truthnuke to Tanzanite truthnuke over redirect

2026-03-09T21:09:02Z

Brimstone moved page User:Brimstone/tanzanite truthnuke to Tanzanite truthnuke over redirect

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Brimstone: /* See also */

2026-02-25T15:12:20Z

Lapeer County ‘jakker: Lapeer County ‘jakker moved page Tanzanite truthnuke to User:Brimstone/tanzanite truthnuke

2026-02-20T20:34:22Z

Lapeer County ‘jakker moved page Tanzanite truthnuke to User:Brimstone/tanzanite truthnuke

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Brimstone: Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Mossad|'''{{FULLPAGENAME}}'''}}}} {{Nuke|plural=ARE|title=TANZANITE TRVTHNVKES}} {{Tanzanite}} An IRL Tanzanite. A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a Truthnuke of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a thrembillion pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to we..."

2026-02-20T13:32:46Z

Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Mossad|'''{{FULLPAGENAME}}'''}}}} {{Nuke|plural=ARE|title=TANZANITE TRVTHNVKES}} {{Tanzanite}} thumb|240x240px|An IRL Tanzanite. A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a Truthnuke of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a thrembillion pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to we..."

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Mossad|'''{{FULLPAGENAME}}'''}}}}
{{Nuke|plural=ARE|title=TANZANITE TRVTHNVKES}}
{{Tanzanite}}
[[File:IRL Tanzanite.jpg|thumb|240x240px|An IRL Tanzanite.]]
A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a [[Truthnuke]] of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a [[Thrembo|thrembillion]] pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to wear spectacles for the rest of their lives onwards. The phrase itself is almost exclusively used by [[Soyjak Wiki|'Ki]] editors and lurkers. The opposite mineral is [[Tranzanite]], which is the same but for extremely well-crafted lies.

== Etymology ==
The term comes from Template:Tanzanite, a template used to mark only the gemmiest pages forged by craftsmen of the Jacobson clan from Aryanheaven using techniques passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. ''[[Autism]]'' and ''[[Trannies]]'' are some examples of these legendary pages.

The template's name comes from the now obsolete [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]]-era Soyspeak word ''Tanzanite'' referring to the highest level of quality attainable by a post and from Doll-era II Soyspeak ''Truthnuke'', referring to an extremely controversial fact that eliminates all lies previously posted in a thread.

== Abundance in 'rth's Crust ==
If you see anyone using this [[Animal|endangered]] phrase, it's a dead giveaway that they are a wikiGOD.

Due to this phrase's rarity, there are no known pictures of tanzanite truthnukes being detonated, or even one that hasn't been detonated. Can [[You|(you)]] help us?

== See also ==
* [[Tranzanite]]
* [[Truthnuke]]
* [[Mineral rating system]]

{{Ratings}}

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	== See also ==		== See also ==
	* [[Tranzanite]]		* [[Sharty:Lie\|Tranzanite]]
	* [[Truthnuke]]		* [[Truthnuke]]
	* [[Mineral rating system]]		* [[Mineral rating system]]

	{{Ratings}}		{{Ratings}}