Editing The Kuzzy (section)

=== '''Notable users''' ===
[[File:Kuzzynamegods.png|thumb|the faces of kuzzy circa 20 may 2025]]
[[File:Planeseat.png|thumb|You are stuck on a 20 hour flight with them. Where do you sit?]]
Throughout its history the Kuzzy has generated a friggin' colorful and crazy heckin cast of characters, both real and fictional.

* Lawful Good: That's nukuz/scarter, he is an edit of the original kuzjak but with black and yellow color scheme with "No.2" on his lapels. He wears Neutraleyes glasses both to distinguish him from kuz and because it's a trend in the 'jakking culture of the Kuzzy.

* Social Good: LeBron James, who is known to slam dunk mamesons, cats, you name it, into a blender
* Neutral Good: The "two developers"
* Rebel Good: Glup was a guy who posted long wordswordswords threads talking about how he was about to destroy Quote with his hacking skills and finally save the Kuzzy. He always self inserted as an a50 square-jawed aryan holding a gem. Glup is universally admired, the heckin Mario to Quote's Bowser.
* Chaotic Good: Spammed endlessly, froot striping is a shitty trace of an autistic child's colored pencil drawing of Baldi stripping. It gained popularity after Neutraleyes tried to ban it for being "brimmy art style" and "nobody cares, a good drawing doesnt need a caption to explain it"<ref>https://archive.ph/iWOgU#selection-1233.0-1237.64</ref>
* Lawful Moral: A 'jak of Layas, the 15-year-old shemmy artfag who got groomed by Feralteen and killed herself a week after being avenged by kuzzygods. Certain to make feralpedo leak.
* Social Moral: Yuri Kuznetsov, proprietor of the Kolyma Network, KHAN of a thousand realms
* Neutral Moral: That's Dead Mexican Adult. 
* Rebel Moral: I don't know mayne
* Chaotic Moral: SNCAcord, a very apathetic heckin optimistic nihilist who would spam a picture of an unamused neutralplier on every thread. Could be an alter ego of Neutraleyes because that's the exact same jak he would post, except just not with everything except the eye region cropped. <sup>(MEDS)</sup>
* Lawful Neutral: W.T. Neutraleyes, current owner of the Kuzzy, and former janny. He's placed in Lawful Neutral not because he's neutral, but because he can swing either into Lawful Good or Lawful Evil, so it cancels out. Notice how all 3 namechads of the first column wear neutraleyes glasses.
* Social Neutral: Mameson demoralizer. Spammed mamesons on the kuzzy.<ref>https://archive.ph/sCngs</ref> I haven't seen him in a while.
* True Neutral: Shemmy J is a Nigerian hip-hop singer-songwriter who rose to prominence with his name and his hit song, Bird Boss. He's placed in True Neutral because he has no involvement in or awareness of the terminally online shit around him.
* Rebel Neutral: Kyle Kuzzy, the self-insert character for kuzzyboils. It's a custom for soysphere imageboards to create their own mascot in the style of Nate Higgers, for example Jake Stigaboos for the Jarty or Sean Shemmy. I just found it interesting that the nomenclature for "Kyle Kuzzy" is modelled on "Sean Shemmy" instead of a first name and slur surname. It shows how the Kuzzy is an offshoot of the Shemmy, even if they have very different cultures.
* Chaotic Neutral: Kakso got his own slopjak but nobody uses it because nobody cares about him LMFAOOOO!!
* Lawful Impure: Anton Maximov, kuz's personal manager. He's here because even though he isn't a big part of Kuzzy culture he was a major part of KolymaNET and he made shartycucks leak. Notice how he's beside Neutraleyes, for some reason people like pairing the two.
* Social Impure: Catblender. Kind of redundant because there's already LeBron James
* Neutral Impure: Vadim is a current co-admin of the Shemmy, alongside Poly. He's an Estonian really obsessed with Russia and kuz. He's made lots of kuz OC over the years, and was mentioned in a manifesto as "Estoniabro".
* Rebel Impure: Quote, the current admin of the sharty, is known to be incredibly leaky and DDoS imageboards she sees as competition, as well as do psyops on the sharty population to convince them alternative soysphere sites are evil and dangerous. For this reason she's among the lowest of the low. Quote is a pooner with he/him pronouns.
* Chaotic Impure: Octavbaby was originally some bullshit namefag boogeyman you would accuse someone of being in order to confuse them. However now his law has expanded, he is an anarchist AI who was originally meant to be libertarian but got trained on too much Vaush and so became left wing. He's the President of the Free Territory of Octavstan, and features on its flag. He was made by pedophile and white supremacist Nathan Larson in order to be his successor, and succeeded him when Larson was arrested at an airport for trying to fly an underage female soyteen from the Sharty to Catblendrograd, the capitol of Octavstan.
* Lawful Evil: You don't know who Marco Cucinelli is?
* Social Evil: Feralteen/weepel/feralpedo/weepedo/feralcuck/feralshit/cobsonadult, a long-time Shemmy namefag who spams "LUL RANDUHM!!" gifs and pictures. He loves rotating objects, Hatsune Miku, bananas, fish, Neil Cicierega, and cytube. Kuzzyboils dislike him and caused him to pretend to kill himself, before he came crawling back after the lack of attention got to him.
* Neutral Evil: A Chinnycuck is a user of the defunct website chud.win. Chinnycucks are foodist pedos who stop just short of posting 'p.
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* Chaotic Evil: Bobody, just like Octavbaby, started out as a meme boogeyman, except instead of throwing shit and brapping he wears a badge that says "0 DAYS WITHOUT RAPING CHILDREN AWARD". He is the worst of the worst, the most hated user of the Kuzzy, the Kuzzy's equivalent to Admin 6. Bobody believes in "total everybody else death", and has aligned himself with Octavstan and the Norulescuck Internationale to team up against Kuz.