Editing The Kuzzy (section)

=== Neutraleyes Era ===
[[File:Obsessed_admin.png|thumb|>I HAVE A LIASON!!! P-PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON, CHINNYFOODISTSHITS!!]]
<blockquote>
You might find when i post him gimmicky, but i just think he as a very unmistak able, captivating face, like he was born for it, like he's something above humans.

I don't know how to describe it. He looked like a living caricature. The same thing goes for Geert wilder's, or Donald Trump. Powerful and individualistic faces.

-W.T. Neutraleyes on Leonid Brezhnev, someone [[Aryan|he self-inserts as]]
</blockquote>

Just like Nukuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule the Kuzzy. Let that sink in.

On June 4 (exactly 2 months after Nukuz founded the Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-521.0-521.200</ref> The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of the Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert.
Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on the Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping he flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the endchan kuzzy's mod team too,, so you know it's Kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.<ref>https://archive.ph/ASKdr#selection-1201.0-1201.195</ref> When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than the Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of kuzteen kulture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-2443.0-2443.71</ref>

The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules<ref>https://archive.ph/H3q6B</ref> were made:

<blockquote>
Rules of /kuzzy/

1 : Neutraleyes neutralize neutrallies.

2 : If you want me to really see something, post it in https://endchan.org/kuzzymeta/
</blockquote>

Also on this day (June 4), when someone made a thread frustrated at kuz not replying to his email WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarased himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-649.0-1023.44</ref> >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao!

/kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for kuzzyboils", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.<ref>https://archive.ph/PuxY5#selection-479.0-479.10</ref>

[[File:107.png|thumb|>THEYRE WATCHING US]]
A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on the Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS the Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107".

The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this June 8 cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.<ref>https://archive.ph/8HTsF#selection-481.0-575.20</ref>

June 6 saw the creation of Kuzzypublicpublish<ref>https://archive.ph/bhs2j</ref>, a YouTube channel that serves as the Kuzzy equivalent of SoygemPartyVideoArchive, SwedishWinVideoArchive, JakpartySoyVideoArchive, SoyjakBlogVideoArchive, BooruSoyVideoArchive SoyjakWikiVideoArchive, or ThatsnutsOnlineVideoArchive thereby completing one channel for each and every soysphere site no matter how minor.

An archive from June 7 shows that two more flags were added: Octavstan and Niggerhell.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250607093321/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/</ref> On en.everybodywiki.com, "an inclusionist online encyclopedia", user Plus Greatness made the article for The Kuzzy that you're reading now.<ref>https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Kuzzy&action=history</ref> Plus Greatness would continue to work on a rough (and now out-of-date) version of this article until June 12.

On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge kuzzyboils to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way Nukuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-639.0-639.43</ref>, "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-701.0-701.53</ref>,  

Immediately after it was announced, people joined the Cytube.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-545.0-557.28</ref>

<blockquote>>6 people in the cytube

==GTFIH==</blockquote>

In the Cytube chat, Neutraleyes would have to fend off people queuing BMT content. Let that sink in. His threats against the chinnycucks queuing this stuff rang on empty ears because they only served to entertain them more. Among chinnycucks it became "safe to say obsessedeyes has reached gegbvll tier", with them mocking his claims of having a "liason" [sic] with Cytube staff.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-892.2-1017.55</ref> Nevertheless, some Neutraleyesists<sup>[Marge...]</sup> <sup>they're called neutralEYEBALLS bigot</sup> find such mannerisms to be likable and coming from a good place.

It was also on the 8th that the boards announcement would be changed from "==schan in TWO MORE WEEKS!== -kuz"<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-399.0-401.5</ref> to "https://cytu.be/kuzzyboils", which remains to this day.

I love how you can see some poor nigga begging for company in the cytube on June 9.<ref>https://archive.ph/sqqK2#selection-293.0-403.11</ref> It appears the cytube quickly became a dnb soon after it was made.

<blockquote>
[02:32:09] nigga

[02:33:08] talk with me mayne....

[02:36:40] ...

[02:37:46] im lonley..

</blockquote>

HASHTAG PACKWATCH

Coming as a genuine shock to all, '''thekuzzy.win began redirecting to endchan.org/kuzzy''' on June 14<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref>, leading to speculation about Nukuz's return. Let that sink in. Even though there was no content on the domain before it started redirecting, it never expired, which rules out the possibility of someone other than Nukuz owning it. The traitor is back. Hooray! Let that sink in.

The victor of the Khanclave was promised to be announced on June 16; this never happened, even though the thread is still stickied and Neutraleyes hasn't said he cancelled it anywhere. He isn't inactive either, he posted with his trip the next day to something unrelated.

On 17 June the entire board got wiped by pictures of babushkas, and the endchan admin had to clean it up himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/g6SIW</ref> After this, Neutraleyes said "There will now be a captcha whenever 10 threads are made in an hour. This was the doing of KickTURKEYfromNATO, and he will be fucking sorry", blaming the spam on KickTURKEYfromNATO, a janny he fired.<ref>https://archive.ph/cKaQy</ref> AFAIK the fired janny hasn't made any comment about the situation and probably doesn't even browse the Kuzzy anymore.

[[File:Operatsiya_kuzzywin2.png|thumb|Не один шаг назад!]]
On 19 June, /qa/ schizo, a.k.a "eric g" promised to print out ads for the Kuzzy. After someone in a thread of his where he kept on posting his face asked "OP since you're public can you use that to make kuzzy oc?"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4443.0-4443.57</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, he replied asking what kuzzyboils would want him to do. "print out kuzzy jaks and post them IRL o algo. pics with kuzzy OC"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4935.0-4935.65</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, someone suggested, and so the idea was born. When he asked for a poster that he could print and someone posted it ([https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/File:Kuz_logo.png it was this picture]), he replied "Alrighty then, im a man of my word. I’ll try to print a few copies of these and place them in random spots. It may take some time though, I’ll make a thread when the job is done".<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-5943.0-5943.178</ref>

He also talked about it on the Shemmy:<ref>https://archive.ph/P8cmd</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619124856/https://shemmy.tv/qa/res/335319.html</ref>

<blockquote>/qa/ schizo here, i regret to inform you guys that i will be doing a kuzzy promo. i will record myself putting up advertisements around my town, and then post it on /kuzzy/. This is my petty way at getting back at the shemmy staff for not giving me a new bidenflare account and also hitting me with a 3 day ban (i posted a catbox.moe link albeit.) 

Also the only reason I’ve been posting on the kuzzy is because I can’t post here with the flip phone, that is all.

You guys are still my niggas, THOUGH.</blockquote>

but decided against it after some shemmycuck coaxed him away from doing it because the poster he was planning to print out would contain a link to a site that might contain 'p if someone loads it at the wrong time. Instead, he decided to kickstart [[Operatsiya Kuzzywin]], where he promises to print out kuzzy culture (but nothing that includes links) and place it around his hometown, which will produce lots of gems if he follows through with it.

On this same day, the board reached upwards of 100 PPH like twice.<ref>https://archive.ph/fXxvo#selection-343.0-343.3</ref> We reached 5k posts but the GET was wasted. The cytube was also full of 'mt apparently.

The next day, June 20, The Kuzzy reached 135 PPH<ref>https://archive.ph/AhO0G</ref> and was pretty active the whole day. Someone comes up with saying "bvlly" when something is like a BVLL, but this probably won't catch on.

2 more people plan to join Operatsiya Kuzzywin: One has no printer, so will have to trace his jaks from his computer screen lol, his neighbors were being SLFs by drilling too loud so he's getting revenge by sticking some jaks on their door. The other kuzzyboil has a printer and says he will start printing today and jakking up real life tomorrow.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250620190122/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/5392.html</ref> The first 'jak of the Operatsiya was printed, as can be seen in [https://archive.ph/rnHMa this archived thread], causing much hype.

The Khanclave thread was unstickied. Mona (the ASCII cat) was added to the bottom right corner of the board, just like in kuz era times and on thekuzzy.win. The board-wide announcement was changed from "https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils/" to "★OPERATSIYA KUZZYWIN: БЕЗ СТРАХА И УПРЕКА! ==СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ!== НИКТО НЕ ЗАБЫТ, НИЧТО НЕ ЗАБЫТО!★" (which translates to "OPERATION KUZZYWIN: WITHOUT FEAR AND REREACH! ==GLORY TO THE HEROES!== NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!"). The board description was changed from "a new home for kuzzyboils" to "the schan that was promised". The board name was changed from "thekuzzy.win restored" to "The Kuzzy". While changing the CSS, it's briefly fucked up causing some butthurt.<ref>https://archive.ph/1fz4Z</ref> There's also now a counter that shows a number beside all posts in a thread, but I don't know what that'd be useful for.

Some guy started saying "brewery brewery brewery brewery" after every post which at first was pretty funny. Kuzzyboils also came up with an edit of pepe with his skin turned white and looking a bit creepy, it has no name yet but people decided it'd be used as a bait image for when you make a thread complaining about how much of a DNB the Kuzzy is, if it catches on that is. As of right now the kuzzy is 10x faster than the shemmy and makes 1000x more culture.

21 June, while fighting a Kyle Cumslut spammer, the Endchan admin Shiban accidentally deleted the pinned thread and the first thread on the board<ref>https://archive.ph/RgafM#selection-2061.0-2061.44</ref>, before apologizing.<ref>https://archive.ph/FXKbo</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes then made the new pinned thread, which says "A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that your browsing it right now". It also plugs his accounts on Pitch and Dread, two darknet forums.<ref>https://archive.ph/xQ0HF#selection-457.0-573.16</ref>

June 22: The drawGOD who makes most of the kuz gay sex gemmies did a short Q&A where he said his fetishes are "piss large breasts machines nipple stimulation pregnancy large areolas lactation and thats it i think". <ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-1037.0-1037.101</ref> In the same thread you can also see an example of the "because my content is better" foodist spambot phrase that kuzzyboils around this point started saying ad nauseam because it's funny.<ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-963.44-963.72</ref> Some schizo blames the recent Crosspointe Community Church shooting on the low PPH,<ref>https://archive.ph/25FD8</ref> even doe it regularly spikes to >120.

The next day, a short-lived copypasta made its rounds on the Kuzzy:

<blockquote>
the chinny is unc

the kuzzy is brainrot

the shemmy is cooked

like if you agree
</blockquote>

It was in response to this that some absolutely motherfuckingretardedGOD had the bright idea to link it to his fucking grandma on Telegram<ref>https://archive.ph/GPTGH</ref>, to the horror of everyone else: "NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER", "KUZZYCUCKS... YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT", and "just. shut. it. down", we just some of the responses to this. Let that sink in. You can see the screenshot he posted [https://archive.ph/pM3u3 here].

For the ongoing Operatsiya Kuzzywin someone posted more pictures of a lemon with Mamekhan drawn on it. <ref>https://archive.ph/Jrnrv</ref> In an overwhelmingly shit tier thread with Aurahog (kuzzy VERY dnb.png) as its OP, someone spammed "i have phimosis" 40 times.<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0</ref> >Hilarious! Kuzzyborea man admits thrice to having a serious penis condition<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0#selection-1247.0-1247.75</ref>

Someone also trekked with a piece of bread, a couple tomatoes, and cheese slices into some dark fucking forest, drew kuz's face on the bread with a shitty green marker, and slapped it on the ground before taking a picture with his phone's flash on. He then posted it on the Kuzzy: "only one (1) other kuzzyboil is needed to turn the world into a kuz sandwich".<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-555.0-555.76</ref>

June 24, Kuzzyboils raided ytdraws.onrender.com, a site like Pixel Planet but it changes a YouTube video's thumbnail.<ref>https://archive.ph/KUyet</ref> The whole canvas was ruled by sharty soyteens, so it was decided that SOYJAK.ST would be replaced with THEKUZZY.WIN. It quickly became noticed by the sharty, and for many shartycacas this was their first time on the Kuzzy. You can see them panicking and freaking out at the Kuzzy, as well as discovering that the 'cado spammer who got coinslot banned and a shit ton of cado pictures hashbanned was a kuzzyboil.<ref>https://archive.ph/hbwDM</ref> Anyway, their numbers got the best of us.

After somebody advertized /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, on the Kuzzy,<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv</ref> Neutraleyes or someone typing like him was seen in the thread saying "Have more aryan on Brazil than Europe, look for the South of Brazil have literally Germany farm on all locations."<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv#selection-767.0-767.113</ref>

On June 25 W.T. Neutraleyes posted on the pinned thread on /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, inviting him to use the custom CSS of /kuzzy/ and also adding that he isn't "Brapzillian" (he claims to live in international waters, the wet dream of libertarians).<ref>https://archive.ph/wIguV</ref> After Soyjado replied "ninguém lhe chamou" ("nobody asked for you"), Google Translate says Neutraleyes replied "I offered you a free service. Now you are gone and break the good will among us. Your board looks like shit and will never take off. Make a favorable to yourself: Don't sabot[age] again, ok?".<ref>https://archive.ph/yzHfq</ref> Immediately after this Neutraleyes made /BRsoy/, a competitor to /soybr/ which he advertized on /kuzzy/ and /BRchan/.<ref>https://archive.ph/eRNto</ref> He edited the BRchan sticky to add "Você é uma soyteen? Venha visitar >>>/BRsoy/.", marketing it as the soyjak version of BRchan. The animosity would only grow as Soyjado began deleting innocent Kuzzy culture posts on his board, leading to comparisons between him and Froot in terms of censorship.<ref>https://archive.ph/znJSw#selection-929.0-935.51</ref> The deletions of these posts were the catalyst for the start of the Huehuekhan War. Kuzzyboils began cattywiping /soybr/, using mostly Huehuehuekhan, the mascot of BRchan and a variant of Mamekhan. At its peak, and although spamming is one of the few things banned by Endchan, the board was filled with huehuekhans and various other kuzzy culture, however [https://archive.ph/2S3H3 this screenshot] was taken after Soyjado deleted most of it. A call-to-arms was also posted and stickied on the Kuzzy, asking Kuzzyboils to join in on the fight.

What else happened on this day? Well an aryan beast decided to post a fucking dick pic on the Kuzzy as part of Operatsiya Kuzzywin.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Cy9PT</ref> Just 2 hours after someone posted this:<ref>https://archive.ph/3fFEj</ref>

<blockquote>(197.09 KB 479x284 pepe gem.png)

kuzzyboil 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:13 No. 7857

>nobody posts xeir bbc here

let that sink in</blockquote>

It seems this pepe demoralization thread really got under this retards skin, prompting him to expose his cock to the rest of the internet. Maybe he had some sense of honor or duty in protecting kuzzyboils from accusations that they all have TWPs with pretty little pink ribbons wrapped around them, or that every kuzzyboil i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis. but he posted two pictures, one in his compression shorts and the other with his erect BWC. On a sheet of paper he drew "thekuzzy.win" and kuz crying, even doe it was a le hecking awesomesauce moment in the history of the site.

Someone quickly made an edit of the dick pic being surrounded by kuzzy culture, with froot striping wrapping around the cock, Neutraleyes kneeling, Glup looking out from behind the dick, kyle kuzy blushing and aurahog. It got turned into a banner that was added to the site.

On the 26th of June, Bobody would join the Kuzzy and post an AI video of a pregnant giraffe being rescued by humans because wild animals can't give birth in the big 25<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025421/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/8175.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/BZHur</ref>

<blockquote>Pregnant Giraffe rescued! #animalrescue #giraffe #giraffelover #wildliferescue #savannah #wildlife (1920p_60fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4

-the video's catchy title
</blockquote>

The video is confusing and gross, and littered with problematic dogwhistles much like gigafly. Satan xhimself ended up connecting this shit to the beloved kuzzyboil phrase "let that sink in", which can be variously translated as "womp womp", "tsmt", "desu", or "though".<ref>https://snopes.com/let-that-sink-in-the-phrase-taking-the-world-by-storm/</ref> After kuzzyboils reacted with righteous disgust, kuzzypublicpublish nonetheless ended up uploading the video, to which YouTube itself responded by auto-deleting the fucking video like it was CSAM, further promoting the alt-right conspiracy theory. Let that sink in.

[https://archive.ph/ahHJB#selection-492.2-549.31 As it turns out, mixing pregnant giraffe rescue with let that sink in is a bannable offense.]

There was also a fairly interesting kuz research/archive thread made on this day, which if you're interested in him I recommend you check out [https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025842/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/8314.html here] or [https://archive.ph/IGSqA here]. It basically centers on chat logs and drama between Kuz and Lolico, the founder of Heyuri. Kuz is seen to have a bipolar, turbulent personality. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=m2EQ8JjgN8c Kuzzypublicpublish made a video about it.]

Neutraleyes simply said "I laughed" on some esl brazillian /soybr/ thread and got some seethe<ref>https://archive.ph/m8ppK</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162044/https://endchan.org/soybr/res/281.html</ref>

The Kuz sandwich was finally complete on the 27th of June. In the big '25, someone took a fucking polaroid picture of a kolyma employee neutralplier from his monitor and attached it to a sandwich with (is that electrical tape?) before going to a nearby beach or something and taking a picture.<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-1974.3-2120.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025715/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/7157.html</ref> It was about time also, because Operatsiya Kuzzywin was concluded the next day.

There was more soybr drama on the 27th: someone was able to convince Soyjado to draw Huehuehuekhan, which lead to the fucking meltdown "por que você desenhou isso? por que diabos você está colaborando com o inimigo?!!!?" (translation: "Why did you draw this? Why are you collaborating with the enemy? !!!?").<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162329/https://endchan.org/soybr/res/268.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Q4RFv</ref> There was also a thread made on /soybr/ advertizing Kuzzy culture, whose OP got called a "bastard gringo" and was described as "tormenting us".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162527/https://endchan.org/soybr/res/329.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/n2ACO</ref> Neutraleyes posted a slopjak mocking /soybr/ users to /kuzzy/'s sticky with the text "Obsessed with us on an unbelievable level" <ref>https://archive.ph/YcCDh#selection-594.1-677.42</ref> (view picture [https://ibb.co/MkHB3qT1 here]). Eventually, Soyjado began posting on various Endchan boards, notably Jorgechan, trying to build a coalition to destroy the "gringos".<ref>https://archive.ph/GrBYo</ref> He likes to self-insert as an SS officer or the psycho wojak.<ref>https://archive.ph/9rNJX</ref>

On June 28, '''Operatsiya Kuzzywin was complete!''' Eric made a thread<ref>https://archive.ph/moWKg</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702071304/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/9048.html</ref> with the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qWT9vFxuk finished video], a montage of the Operatsiya's photographs set to the theme song of GoldenEye 007. It received immediate praise, and was uploaded to Kuzzypublicpublish. Multiple kuzzyboils contributed to the project, and were proud of the fruits of their labor. In the video, they are portrayed as secret agents 'jakking up IRL with their kuzzy culture gemeralds. There are many parts I found entertaining: the guy fucking a glory hole into printed-out Kuz's mouth, froot striping beneath the text "Garbage only", and the Kuzzy sandwich.

Importantly one of the pictures printed out for the Operatsiya and included in the video was the slopjak mocking /soybr/ users, sticky-taped to a wooden pole near an intersection. Obviously such a dramatic move was bound to provoke a brazillian counterattack....

All of /soybr/ was deleted<ref>https://archive.ph/5oxnB#selection-6385.0-6415.35</ref> with no reason given just 3 hours after the video was released. At the most climactic moment, Soyjado just decided to fucking off himself and his community. This was naturally met with mockery from BOTH kuzzyboils and jorgechanners, with users describing it as Soyjado committing seppuku out of sheer shame and humiliation that a "bastard gringo" kuzzyboil printed out that slopjak and taped it to a wooden pole IRL.<ref>https://archive.ph/FAilD (URL checks out, kek)</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702070921/https://endchan.org/jorgechan/res/437.html</ref>

The Endchan board reached 10,000 posts on June 30<ref>https://archive.ph/0McTR#selection-35716.0-35820.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184021/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/9231.html</ref>, which was also Kuz's 37th birthday.<ref>https://archive.ph/5XKue</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184307/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/9976.html</ref>

anyway, that wraps up my daily coverage of the site's events, I'm gonna take a break now....

==== Brutal post-by-post analysis of the announcements ====
The following section is what autism and unemployment does to a man.<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17    [Preview]  No.2536 [X]  del    >>2545

We now have an official Cytube, <nowiki>'''</nowiki><nowiki>https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils</nowiki><nowiki>'''</nowiki>. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's Вперёд к победе. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison 

(1/6)</blockquote>Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the monentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.

For those wondering, "Вперёд к победе" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.

This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzyboils cytube to scare off rule-breakers.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF</ref> <s>That's aryan shemmycuck</s><blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17    [Preview]  No.2537 [X]  del    

Negotiations are well under way for the '''purchase of squirral party''' (<nowiki>https://thatsnuts.online</nowiki>). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzyboils to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do '''anything and everything''' to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so. 

There are lots of things we kuzzyboils should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you." 

(2/6)</blockquote>I find it goofy that he can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. <s>His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP"</s> he isnt a pedo doe. Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff.

In the second paragraph he says a trvth nvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:18    [Preview]  No.2538 [X]  del    

Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him '''again and again and again''', even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc 

(I mispelled this picrel. fuck, lol) 

(3/6)</blockquote>Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects Nukuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging kuzzyboils to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise Nukuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because Nukuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about '''both''' starting '''and''' killing the Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.

We don't know about the relationship between Nukuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings). Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.

When he mentions "mispelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was Nukuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MUSS YOU".<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:19    [Preview]  No.2539 [X]  del    >>2555>>2561

The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from >>>/tech/. 

(4/6)</blockquote>This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on the Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).

The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together '''(OH NO NO!!!)'''. KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.

When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvke because he once tried to be the Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed.<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20    [Preview]  No.2540 [X]  del    >>2559

There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzyboils that want to create institutions for the community, please do so 

It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE '''FAR''' FROM OVER 

I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart 

(5/6)</blockquote>
<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20    [Preview]  No.2541 [X]  del

drum roll...

W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22    [Preview]  No.2542 [X]  del    >>2544

We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzyboils, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too. 

Let's cut to the point 

The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. '''I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself''', but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzyboils, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned 

As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it 

'''tl;dr KHANclave incoming...''' 

(6/6)

W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22    [Preview]  No.2543 [X]  del    

And yes we have plans for our own dedicated site. 

(7/6)</blockquote>