Editing Soyjak.blog/Copypastas (section)

===Jobber of the schlog===
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>I, Vivo Endive, JOBBER of the Schlog, humbly kneel to:

>Terrycrews-sama, top poster and my master

>Molly-sama, my only true love and my other master

>SmallAnus-sama, who I will never become stronger than

>Imperator-sama, who my janny warned me about

>Fortuna-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superspeed-typing form

>Tojo-sama, whose posts anally raped me and first awakened my latent homosexuality

>Steve-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started becoming as attracted to BBC as I am to BWC.

>DonaldMcDonald-sama, whose incomparibly forceful jartybombs crushed my asswomb to the point I cannot bear Terry's children anymore like I wished to.

>Goldy-sama, whose hours-long jartybombing caused me uncontrollable rage even the anal rape from Teresa can't be compared to.

>DOLL-sama, for he has my IP AS WELL AS the IP of my spamming masters.

>Joel-sama, whose powers I am scared of.
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