Editing The Kuzzy (section)

== History ==

=== Pre-History ===
For April 1st of 2025, and ending sometime on the 4th, Froot and the Sharty staff team held an April fools event that turned the site into a kuz-era Kolyma LARP.  

There were people who enjoyed this, and this was the springboard from which the kuzzy was born. 

=== Nukuz Era ===
[[File:First_kuzzy.jpg|thumb|The first thread]]
<blockquote>Thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back<br>-Site's home page</blockquote>
Founded on 4th April 2025 as thekuzzy.win, this was several months after a shooter posed with a picture of kuz, and about two years after kuz left the Sharty. The user who made the site claimed to be kuz himself - people knew this was false but humored him anyway, although had to call him Nukuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. Because the servers of the site were the same as those of a site owned by Scar, a soysphere namefag most known for trying to buy the Sharty in 2023, people also started calling the admin Scarter (scar + carter kuznets). From day one, Nukuz always claimed to have two developers on hand (either his cordbuddies or a larp). Nukuz would lock the entire site when he slept, implying there were no other staff, which means his "two developers" were likely a larp. ''Nukuz acted in conscious, painstaking emulation of Yuri Kuznetsov.''

The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine, from April 6, shows 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. It had 6 boards:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250406104424/https://thekuzzy.win/</ref>

* /incel/ - Internet Celebrities
* /nate/ - coals
* /pol/ - politics
* /q/ - meta
* /'''soy/ - Soyjak (main board)'''
* /wemb/<sup>[sic]</sup> - Videos and GIF

On the first day of the site's history, Nukuz set "kolyma expansion and regrowth goals": "copy the old kolyma themes for the site - done", "add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the kaptca"<sup>[sic]</sup>, "get yuri kuznetsov to take this domain and run it him self". Someone made a long reply to this post: "i had always felt like it would be cool as hell if someone actually made a splinter that was a revival of the kuz era in all of its aspects. I’m glad this is being realized at last. This especially comes in clutch since the main splinter, the shemmy, shut down recently but the userbase didn’t migrate anywhere so the leading splinter right now is the dead shithole that is the swinny. I feel this could overtake it in activity with how many kuzists turned out during the event and fill the vacuum the shemmy left, that is being a splinter that actually has a semblance of activity".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref> In the same thread, Nukuz states he started making soyjaks around November 2022 and freely described the site as a "larp". He also banned soylita and underaged posters.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

Something interesting about the early site is how it seemed so sloppy. Most board names were uncapitalized and so was the default poster name, "chud". It didn't take itself seriously.

On April 5, he made a Telegram account under the real kuz's handle, @kuztalk. <ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> On April 6, Nukuz launched a site logo contest. On April 8, via Telegram, he announced "we do NOT phish or plan to (unlike other admins)".
[[File:Deadmexicanadult.png|thumb|w h a t]]
On April 10, the infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A kuzzyboil happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to the Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>

On the same day Nukuz announced the "Kolyma Net<sup>[sic]</sup> Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref> This generated some hype for the Kuzzy and people thought they were part of something big: "Very optimistic about this. Let's revive the 'twork.", "Its so fucking kuzzed we are so BACK". Shining some light on the plans for Nukolyma, Nukuz stated: "there will be various potions<sup>[sic]</sup> spiting<sup>[sic]</sup> the kolyma employs<sup>[sic]</sup> into various 'teams' based on the site they are working on". He also said that the Network will acquire physical servers and that it already has two devs (the aforementioned cordbuddies or larp).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415175648/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/10125.html</ref>

11 April, site administration wants the userbase to make it some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref> On April 13, a thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made "until we get our own actual and proper booru".

TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created on the 14th<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

April 23, there were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref> At this point in time the Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds. April 24, nukuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> (nukolyma was gonna offer webhosting). 25 April he changed his email from kuzzywuzzy123@proton.me to yurikuznetsov@kolyma.network. 26 April the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> On April 30th, an incoming revival of the Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email. On the 4th of May, Nukuz announced "for those new to the site, we are the revival of the kolyma.network".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250515225200/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>
[[File:Kuzzyuser.png|thumb|'toss used to mock kuzzyboils]]
I personally remember the Nukuz era fondly. From, let's say, the 10th of April, I noticed PPH slowly dwindle. At its lowest, the PPH would go down to 3. The Kuzzy was still active, just not meteoric. Nukuz promised us that a wiki would be getting made for us, but that he couldn't share details because the guy who would run the wiki won't let him. He was shit-talking. 

Nukuz actually created this Telegram on March 13, way before creating the Kuzzy. The handle @kuztalk once belonged to the real kuz, so it's obvious why he'd want it. His description read "im not real kuz".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240430040044/https://t.me/s/kuztalk</ref> However, some time between then and the day after he made the Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start. 

The least enjoyable part of the Nukuz era was, undoubtedly, the DDoS spam that Quote (developer of, and then admin of, Soyjak.Party) would regularly attack the site with. The spam was so fast (over 100 posts per minute) that the jannies gave up. Sometimes Nukuz would ignore it, but other times he would completely shut down the fucking site for weeks on end, promising a new imageboard software called muh heckin schan would come and save the day, which people initially believed. Beyond this point is where things went downhill for Nukuz and the site that depended on him. 

On the 5th of May the entire site was locked for a day, with Nukuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. we are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "have the main servers IP though a expected exploit".<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-1881.7-1881.57</ref> 

On the 6th of May... well let's just let Nukuz speak for himself: <blockquote>[[File:Kuzemail.png|thumb|the email text in full]]im going to leave this message here for right now. the current goal internally is let quote wast money while we work on schan. what im going to say in my next message is very important long and heartfelt i would like any people who agree with my cause to spread and talk about it as far as possible even if quote starts botting those sites because it truly shows where prioritys with staff and admins lie 

'''<code>[BADASS PICTURE OF YURI KUZNETSOV IN MILITARY ATTIRE]</code>''' the fact of the matter is. quote and any admins do not care about the state of the site or the quality of its raiders until its used against them. quote could easily ddos sites like the jassy (any one can really there server strength is not that good) but they chose to target sites with a real threat (ie US) with the hope enough spam and ddos will take down the site and make users leave. we got past the hurdle of the site going down due to ddos easily with the pow but the botnet ips only need a few to truly take down the site. iv emailed kuz for advice on what to do about this as me and my dev are dumbfounded by how quicky he bypassed our stalling tactics and he has yet to get back to us (i will shortly share a old email kuz gave me) 

this however, isn't the only issue we are having; the other is public image as quote and the janny team take cherry-picked posts and presents them as if they represent the whole site and act like we are a group of zoophiles who spam csam on the sharty. it would not surprise me if they raid them selves when we go back up and fix the botting issue for good with bmt to blame on us and smear us more. the campaign to discredit us is so bad they pretended that they ran the site then swapped to a namefag that isnt well liked to get more people to leave the site .in a normal space this would be fine as their words are not worth any weight however because the average user of the current sharty is underage they are likely to believe what ever the admins are saying 

as for my last message: We will be stable again at some point. im happy that the servers are stable and im happy im burning quotes money and bandwidth on something truly meaningless. i truly wholeheartedly believe in the kolymaNET modal of business and know one day i will be able to do as much for small imageboards as kuz did. i want small imageboards to always have a mod team and a free hosting server under kolymanet<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2141.0-2204.1</ref> </blockquote>He then released the full email that he claims was sent from the real kuz to him, where kuz says "I never considered myself to be just one kuz, I wanted others to take that name". This email, if true, basically turns kuzzes into Popes or Dalai Lamas or heckin Dread Pirate Robert. It was the cornerstone of nukuz's effort to legitimize himself, because even though he at multiple times admitted he wasn't the real kuz, he wanted to simultaneously wield the clout that comes with kuz's name and celebrity. Nukuz then uttered the spine-tingling, utterly awe-inspiring badass words of "<big>if you think thekuzzy.win will be our only project your dead wrong quote.🐺 the storm will fade and we will see the sun once again💪💯</big>".  Twisted steel and sex appeal then linked to the song Crucified by Army of Lovers, and PROUDLY pinned it.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2745.0-2855.0</ref>
[[File:Kuzcytube.png|thumb|a pic of the cytube]]
Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, the Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel. This began the First Cytube Age. This period of Kuzzy history is one of the least documented, but I recall watching Nikocado Avocado and Shezow (a shitty troon cartoon). 

The time between the two Cytube Ages was something of a silver age for Kuzzy culture. The day it returned saw a thread with agugu as its OP (you don't need to know what agugu is it's just abdl pedocoal) get spoilered by a janny, moved to /nate/, and had users being accused of samefagging.<ref>[[File:Jannykuzzy.png|thumb]]
</ref> As kuzzyboils would come to know later this was the first known appearance of  W.T. Neutraleyes, who will become important later. You can see a thread complaining about the spoiler on this<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3067.0-3067.4</ref> screenshot of the catty, and also an agugu thread here<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3049.0-3049.4</ref> if you're wanting to see it.  

Later that day a thread was made with a macro of the Operation Avenge Layas thread as its OP.<ref>https://archive.ph/bCTXV</ref>  

 

After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between nukuz and quote imo) the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250519155952/https://cytu.be/r/thekoozywin/</ref>, when thekuzzy.win began redirecting to cytu.be/r/thekoozywin.<ref>https://archive.ph/LZBio</ref> On its first day, a chinnycuck named Kakso and two other guys (shemmyNIGGER and 2527) spammed the queue with videos of BMT and cats being cooked and eaten.<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes was there and, disliking the content personally and/or wanting to protect the reputation of the site he moderated, he began internet tough guy'ing them to stop, which, when met with chinnycuck mockery, he aryanly spammed the chatroom. <blockquote>[08:40:21] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' neutral nigger are you good chief 

[08:40:43] '''kakso:''' hes doing hackerman on us right now, wait for him to deanonymize tor

[08:40:46] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' dont spam and i will suck your bbc<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN#selection-629.0-671.34</ref></blockquote>Oh yeah and feralteen was there, his brappings only enticed the chinnycucks to queue more 'MT for a certified feralcuck reaction. This incident resulted in "Sean Shemmy" posting about it on the Sharty Kiwifarms thread and blaming it on the kuz community as a whole. <code>'''KUZ ≠ COM, NIGGA!!🥀'''</code> Kuzzyboils no longer trusted the Cytube and so it became a dnb.

<s>The most important feature of this incident was that Nukuz never logged into Cytube to mod the channel. Beyond this point, Nukuz is gone. Nigga just fucking vanished like he's Harold Holt or something. He never responds to anyone's emails, never updates his Telegram channel, doesn't work on the Kolyma Network Revival Project, bluds's just gone and gave nobody closure.🥀I honestly respect his ability to leave everything behind. Most people can't do that.</s> As of June 14, 2025 thekuzzy.win redirects to the endchan's kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref> meaning that nukuz is still alive, although hasn't said anything about it publicly yet.

=== Shemmy Era ===
[[File:Shemmy_kgs.png|thumb|"A toast to the good health of our websites"]]
To accomodate the homeless kuzzyboil population the Shemmy made the /kgs/ - Kuz Gay Sex board, on the 20th of May, and shut it down without explanation on the 24th. In this window of time, it reached around 8,000 posts and saw the creation of OC such as [[Mamekhan]] (purpotedly made by Neutraleyes). Mamekhan was made on the 21st as a kuzzy equivalent to Mameson, and >why he look like grilled cheese bruh 😭😭.

I have no idea why they shut down /kgs/, but maybe its PPH, which was higher than /qa/, was embarassing the shemmytroon admins. After kuzzyboils were forced to move to /qa/ and get along with the shemmytroons, a clear animosity between the two developed, with the Layas shit being emblematic of this. When /kgs/ was removed, on /qa/ someone posted a thread saying Layas just killed herself. This began Operatsiya REVENGE Layas, when people spammed corny ahh pictures of Layas.exe and Layas "IT'S ME" edits to haunt the board and feralteen or some shit. Someone also edited Wikipedia's Current Events portal to mourn her suicide.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250524085127/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events</ref>

<gallery>
Operatsiya_REVENGE_Layas.png|Operatsiya '''REVENGE''' Layas
</gallery>

=== Neutraleyes Era ===
[[File:Obsessed_admin.png|thumb|>I HAVE A LIASON!!! P-PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON, CHINNYFOODISTSHITS!!]]
<blockquote>
You might find when i post him gimmicky, but i just think he as a very unmistak able, captivating face, like he was born for it, like he's something above humans.

I don't know how to describe it. He looked like a living caricature. The same thing goes for Geert wilder's, or Donald Trump. Powerful and individualistic faces.

-W.T. Neutraleyes on Leonid Brezhnev, someone [[Aryan|he self-inserts as]]
</blockquote>

Just like Nukuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule the Kuzzy. Let that sink in.

On June 4 (exactly 2 months after Nukuz founded the Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-521.0-521.200</ref> The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of the Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert.
Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on the Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping he flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the endchan kuzzy's mod team too,, so you know it's Kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.<ref>https://archive.ph/ASKdr#selection-1201.0-1201.195</ref> When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than the Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of kuzteen kulture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-2443.0-2443.71</ref>

The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules<ref>https://archive.ph/H3q6B</ref> were made:

<blockquote>
Rules of /kuzzy/

1 : Neutraleyes neutralize neutrallies.

2 : If you want me to really see something, post it in https://endchan.org/kuzzymeta/
</blockquote>

Also on this day (June 4), when someone made a thread frustrated at kuz not replying to his email WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarased himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-649.0-1023.44</ref> >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao!

/kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for kuzzyboils", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.<ref>https://archive.ph/PuxY5#selection-479.0-479.10</ref>

[[File:107.png|thumb|>THEYRE WATCHING US]]
A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on the Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS the Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107".

The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this June 8 cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.<ref>https://archive.ph/8HTsF#selection-481.0-575.20</ref>

June 6 saw the creation of Kuzzypublicpublish<ref>https://archive.ph/bhs2j</ref>, a YouTube channel that serves as the Kuzzy equivalent of SoygemPartyVideoArchive, SwedishWinVideoArchive, JakpartySoyVideoArchive, SoyjakBlogVideoArchive, BooruSoyVideoArchive SoyjakWikiVideoArchive, or ThatsnutsOnlineVideoArchive thereby completing one channel for each and every soysphere site no matter how minor.

An archive from June 7 shows that two more flags were added: Octavstan and Niggerhell.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250607093321/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/</ref> On en.everybodywiki.com, "an inclusionist online encyclopedia", user Plus Greatness made the article for The Kuzzy that you're reading now.<ref>https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Kuzzy&action=history</ref> Plus Greatness would continue to work on a rough (and now out-of-date) version of this article until June 12.

On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge kuzzyboils to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way Nukuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-639.0-639.43</ref>, "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-701.0-701.53</ref>,  

Immediately after it was announced, people joined the Cytube.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-545.0-557.28</ref>

<blockquote>>6 people in the cytube

==GTFIH==</blockquote>

In the Cytube chat, Neutraleyes would have to fend off people queuing BMT content. Let that sink in. His threats against the chinnycucks queuing this stuff rang on empty ears because they only served to entertain them more. Among chinnycucks it became "safe to say obsessedeyes has reached gegbvll tier", with them mocking his claims of having a "liason" [sic] with Cytube staff.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-892.2-1017.55</ref> Nevertheless, some Neutraleyesists<sup>[Marge...]</sup> <sup>they're called neutralEYEBALLS bigot</sup> find such mannerisms to be likable and coming from a good place.

It was also on the 8th that the boards announcement would be changed from "==schan in TWO MORE WEEKS!== -kuz"<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-399.0-401.5</ref> to "https://cytu.be/kuzzyboils", which remains to this day.

I love how you can see some poor nigga begging for company in the cytube on June 9.<ref>https://archive.ph/sqqK2#selection-293.0-403.11</ref> It appears the cytube quickly became a dnb soon after it was made.

<blockquote>
[02:32:09] nigga

[02:33:08] talk with me mayne....

[02:36:40] ...

[02:37:46] im lonley..

</blockquote>

HASHTAG PACKWATCH

Coming as a genuine shock to all, '''thekuzzy.win began redirecting to endchan.org/kuzzy''' on June 14<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref>, leading to speculation about Nukuz's return. Let that sink in. Even though there was no content on the domain before it started redirecting, it never expired, which rules out the possibility of someone other than Nukuz owning it. The traitor is back. Hooray! Let that sink in.

The victor of the Khanclave was promised to be announced on June 16; this never happened, even though the thread is still stickied and Neutraleyes hasn't said he cancelled it anywhere. He isn't inactive either, he posted with his trip the next day to something unrelated.

On 17 June the entire board got wiped by pictures of babushkas, and the endchan admin had to clean it up himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/g6SIW</ref> After this, Neutraleyes said "There will now be a captcha whenever 10 threads are made in an hour. This was the doing of KickTURKEYfromNATO, and he will be fucking sorry", blaming the spam on KickTURKEYfromNATO, a janny he fired.<ref>https://archive.ph/cKaQy</ref> AFAIK the fired janny hasn't made any comment about the situation and probably doesn't even browse the Kuzzy anymore.

[[File:Operatsiya_kuzzywin2.png|thumb|Не один шаг назад!]]
On 19 June, /qa/ schizo, a.k.a "eric g" promised to print out ads for the Kuzzy. After someone in a thread of his where he kept on posting his face asked "OP since you're public can you use that to make kuzzy oc?"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4443.0-4443.57</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, he replied asking what kuzzyboils would want him to do. "print out kuzzy jaks and post them IRL o algo. pics with kuzzy OC"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4935.0-4935.65</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, someone suggested, and so the idea was born. When he asked for a poster that he could print and someone posted it ([https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/File:Kuz_logo.png it was this picture]), he replied "Alrighty then, im a man of my word. I’ll try to print a few copies of these and place them in random spots. It may take some time though, I’ll make a thread when the job is done".<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-5943.0-5943.178</ref>

He also talked about it on the Shemmy:<ref>https://archive.ph/P8cmd</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619124856/https://shemmy.tv/qa/res/335319.html</ref>

<blockquote>/qa/ schizo here, i regret to inform you guys that i will be doing a kuzzy promo. i will record myself putting up advertisements around my town, and then post it on /kuzzy/. This is my petty way at getting back at the shemmy staff for not giving me a new bidenflare account and also hitting me with a 3 day ban (i posted a catbox.moe link albeit.) 

Also the only reason I’ve been posting on the kuzzy is because I can’t post here with the flip phone, that is all.

You guys are still my niggas, THOUGH.</blockquote>

but decided against it after some shemmycuck coaxed him away from doing it because the poster he was planning to print out would contain a link to a site that might contain 'p if someone loads it at the wrong time. Instead, he decided to kickstart [[Operatsiya Kuzzywin]], where he promises to print out kuzzy culture (but nothing that includes links) and place it around his hometown, which will produce lots of gems if he follows through with it.

On this same day, the board reached upwards of 100 PPH like twice.<ref>https://archive.ph/fXxvo#selection-343.0-343.3</ref> We reached 5k posts but the GET was wasted. The cytube was also full of 'mt apparently.

The next day, June 20, The Kuzzy reached 135 PPH<ref>https://archive.ph/AhO0G</ref> and was pretty active the whole day. Someone comes up with saying "bvlly" when something is like a BVLL, but this probably won't catch on.

2 more people plan to join Operatsiya Kuzzywin: One has no printer, so will have to trace his jaks from his computer screen lol, his neighbors were being SLFs by drilling too loud so he's getting revenge by sticking some jaks on their door. The other kuzzyboil has a printer and says he will start printing today and jakking up real life tomorrow.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250620190122/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/5392.html</ref> The first 'jak of the Operatsiya was printed, as can be seen in [https://archive.ph/rnHMa this archived thread], causing much hype.

The Khanclave thread was unstickied. Mona (the ASCII cat) was added to the bottom right corner of the board, just like in kuz era times and on thekuzzy.win. The board-wide announcement was changed from "https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils/" to "★OPERATSIYA KUZZYWIN: БЕЗ СТРАХА И УПРЕКА! ==СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ!== НИКТО НЕ ЗАБЫТ, НИЧТО НЕ ЗАБЫТО!★" (which translates to "OPERATION KUZZYWIN: WITHOUT FEAR AND REREACH! ==GLORY TO THE HEROES!== NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!"). The board description was changed from "a new home for kuzzyboils" to "the schan that was promised". The board name was changed from "thekuzzy.win restored" to "The Kuzzy". While changing the CSS, it's briefly fucked up causing some butthurt.<ref>https://archive.ph/1fz4Z</ref> There's also now a counter that shows a number beside all posts in a thread, but I don't know what that'd be useful for.

Some guy started saying "brewery brewery brewery brewery" after every post which at first was pretty funny. Kuzzyboils also came up with an edit of pepe with his skin turned white and looking a bit creepy, it has no name yet but people decided it'd be used as a bait image for when you make a thread complaining about how much of a DNB the Kuzzy is, if it catches on that is. As of right now the kuzzy is 10x faster than the shemmy and makes 1000x more culture.

21 June, while fighting a Kyle Cumslut spammer, the Endchan admin Shiban accidentally deleted the pinned thread and the first thread on the board<ref>https://archive.ph/RgafM#selection-2061.0-2061.44</ref>, before apologizing.<ref>https://archive.ph/FXKbo</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes then made the new pinned thread, which says "A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that your browsing it right now". It also plugs his accounts on Pitch and Dread, two darknet forums.<ref>https://archive.ph/xQ0HF#selection-457.0-573.16</ref>

June 22: The drawGOD who makes most of the kuz gay sex gemmies did a short Q&A where he said his fetishes are "piss large breasts machines nipple stimulation pregnancy large areolas lactation and thats it i think". <ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-1037.0-1037.101</ref> In the same thread you can also see an example of the "because my content is better" foodist spambot phrase that kuzzyboils around this point started saying ad nauseam because it's funny.<ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-963.44-963.72</ref> Some schizo blames the recent Crosspointe Community Church shooting on the low PPH,<ref>https://archive.ph/25FD8</ref> even doe it regularly spikes to >120.

The next day, a short-lived copypasta made its rounds on the Kuzzy:

<blockquote>
the chinny is unc

the kuzzy is brainrot

the shemmy is cooked

like if you agree
</blockquote>

It was in response to this that some absolutely motherfuckingretardedGOD had the bright idea to link it to his fucking grandma on Telegram<ref>https://archive.ph/GPTGH</ref>, to the horror of everyone else: "NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER", "KUZZYCUCKS... YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT", and "just. shut. it. down", we just some of the responses to this. Let that sink in. You can see the screenshot he posted [https://archive.ph/pM3u3 here].

For the ongoing Operatsiya Kuzzywin someone posted more pictures of a lemon with Mamekhan drawn on it. <ref>https://archive.ph/Jrnrv</ref> In an overwhelmingly shit tier thread with Aurahog (kuzzy VERY dnb.png) as its OP, someone spammed "i have phimosis" 40 times.<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0</ref> >Hilarious! Kuzzyborea man admits thrice to having a serious penis condition<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0#selection-1247.0-1247.75</ref>

Someone also trekked with a piece of bread, a couple tomatoes, and cheese slices into some dark fucking forest, drew kuz's face on the bread with a shitty green marker, and slapped it on the ground before taking a picture with his phone's flash on. He then posted it on the Kuzzy: "only one (1) other kuzzyboil is needed to turn the world into a kuz sandwich".<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-555.0-555.76</ref>

June 24, Kuzzyboils raided ytdraws.onrender.com, a site like Pixel Planet but it changes a YouTube video's thumbnail.<ref>https://archive.ph/KUyet</ref> The whole canvas was ruled by sharty soyteens, so it was decided that SOYJAK.ST would be replaced with THEKUZZY.WIN. It quickly became noticed by the sharty, and for many shartycacas this was their first time on the Kuzzy. You can see them panicking and freaking out at the Kuzzy, as well as discovering that the 'cado spammer who got coinslot banned and a shit ton of cado pictures hashbanned was a kuzzyboil.<ref>https://archive.ph/hbwDM</ref> Anyway, their numbers got the best of us.

After somebody advertized /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, on the Kuzzy,<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv</ref> Neutraleyes or someone typing like him was seen in the thread saying "Have more aryan on Brazil than Europe, look for the South of Brazil have literally Germany farm on all locations."<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv#selection-767.0-767.113</ref>

On June 25 W.T. Neutraleyes posted on the pinned thread on /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, inviting him to use the custom CSS of /kuzzy/ and also adding that he isn't "Brapzillian" (he claims to live in international waters, the wet dream of libertarians).<ref>https://archive.ph/wIguV</ref> After Soyjado replied "ninguém lhe chamou" ("nobody asked for you"), Google Translate says Neutraleyes replied "I offered you a free service. Now you are gone and break the good will among us. Your board looks like shit and will never take off. Make a favorable to yourself: Don't sabot[age] again, ok?".<ref>https://archive.ph/yzHfq</ref> Immediately after this Neutraleyes made /BRsoy/, a competitor to /soybr/ which he advertized on /kuzzy/ and /BRchan/.<ref>https://archive.ph/eRNto</ref> He edited the BRchan sticky to add "Você é uma soyteen? Venha visitar >>>/BRsoy/.", marketing it as the soyjak version of BRchan. The animosity would only grow as Soyjado began deleting innocent Kuzzy culture posts on his board, leading to comparisons between him and Froot in terms of censorship.<ref>https://archive.ph/znJSw#selection-929.0-935.51</ref> The deletions of these posts were the catalyst for the start of the Huehuekhan War. Kuzzyboils began cattywiping /soybr/, using mostly Huehuehuekhan, the mascot of BRchan and a variant of Mamekhan. At its peak, and although spamming is one of the few things banned by Endchan, the board was filled with huehuekhans and various other kuzzy culture, however [https://archive.ph/2S3H3 this screenshot] was taken after Soyjado deleted most of it. A call-to-arms was also posted and stickied on the Kuzzy, asking Kuzzyboils to join in on the fight.

What else happened on this day? Well an aryan beast decided to post a fucking dick pic on the Kuzzy as part of Operatsiya Kuzzywin.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Cy9PT</ref> Just 2 hours after someone posted this:<ref>https://archive.ph/3fFEj</ref>

<blockquote>(197.09 KB 479x284 pepe gem.png)

kuzzyboil 06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:13 No. 7857

>nobody posts xeir bbc here

let that sink in</blockquote>

It seems this pepe demoralization thread really got under this retards skin, prompting him to expose his cock to the rest of the internet. Maybe he had some sense of honor or duty in protecting kuzzyboils from accusations that they all have TWPs with pretty little pink ribbons wrapped around them, or that every kuzzyboil i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis. but he posted two pictures, one in his compression shorts and the other with his erect BWC. On a sheet of paper he drew "thekuzzy.win" and kuz crying, even doe it was a le hecking awesomesauce moment in the history of the site.

Someone quickly made an edit of the dick pic being surrounded by kuzzy culture, with froot striping wrapping around the cock, Neutraleyes kneeling, Glup looking out from behind the dick, kyle kuzy blushing and aurahog. It got turned into a banner that was added to the site.

On the 26th of June, Bobody would join the Kuzzy and post an AI video of a pregnant giraffe being rescued by humans because wild animals can't give birth in the big 25<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025421/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/8175.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/BZHur</ref>

<blockquote>Pregnant Giraffe rescued! #animalrescue #giraffe #giraffelover #wildliferescue #savannah #wildlife (1920p_60fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4

-the video's catchy title
</blockquote>

The video is confusing and gross, and littered with problematic dogwhistles much like gigafly. Satan xhimself ended up connecting this shit to the beloved kuzzyboil phrase "let that sink in", which can be variously translated as "womp womp", "tsmt", "desu", or "though".<ref>https://snopes.com/let-that-sink-in-the-phrase-taking-the-world-by-storm/</ref> After kuzzyboils reacted with righteous disgust, kuzzypublicpublish nonetheless ended up uploading the video, to which YouTube itself responded by auto-deleting the fucking video like it was CSAM, further promoting the alt-right conspiracy theory. Let that sink in.

[https://archive.ph/ahHJB#selection-492.2-549.31 As it turns out, mixing pregnant giraffe rescue with let that sink in is a bannable offense.]

There was also a fairly interesting kuz research/archive thread made on this day, which if you're interested in him I recommend you check out [https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025842/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/8314.html here] or [https://archive.ph/IGSqA here]. It basically centers on chat logs and drama between Kuz and Lolico, the founder of Heyuri. Kuz is seen to have a bipolar, turbulent personality. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=m2EQ8JjgN8c Kuzzypublicpublish made a video about it.]

Neutraleyes simply said "I laughed" on some esl brazillian /soybr/ thread and got some seethe<ref>https://archive.ph/m8ppK</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162044/https://endchan.org/soybr/res/281.html</ref>

The Kuz sandwich was finally complete on the 27th of June. In the big '25, someone took a fucking polaroid picture of a kolyma employee neutralplier from his monitor and attached it to a sandwich with (is that electrical tape?) before going to a nearby beach or something and taking a picture.<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-1974.3-2120.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025715/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/7157.html</ref> It was about time also, because Operatsiya Kuzzywin was concluded the next day.

There was more soybr drama on the 27th: someone was able to convince Soyjado to draw Huehuehuekhan, which lead to the fucking meltdown "por que você desenhou isso? por que diabos você está colaborando com o inimigo?!!!?" (translation: "Why did you draw this? Why are you collaborating with the enemy? !!!?").<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162329/https://endchan.org/soybr/res/268.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Q4RFv</ref> There was also a thread made on /soybr/ advertizing Kuzzy culture, whose OP got called a "bastard gringo" and was described as "tormenting us".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162527/https://endchan.org/soybr/res/329.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/n2ACO</ref> Neutraleyes posted a slopjak mocking /soybr/ users to /kuzzy/'s sticky with the text "Obsessed with us on an unbelievable level" <ref>https://archive.ph/YcCDh#selection-594.1-677.42</ref> (view picture [https://ibb.co/MkHB3qT1 here]). Eventually, Soyjado began posting on various Endchan boards, notably Jorgechan, trying to build a coalition to destroy the "gringos".<ref>https://archive.ph/GrBYo</ref> He likes to self-insert as an SS officer or the psycho wojak.<ref>https://archive.ph/9rNJX</ref>

On June 28, '''Operatsiya Kuzzywin was complete!''' Eric made a thread<ref>https://archive.ph/moWKg</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702071304/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/9048.html</ref> with the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qWT9vFxuk finished video], a montage of the Operatsiya's photographs set to the theme song of GoldenEye 007. It received immediate praise, and was uploaded to Kuzzypublicpublish. Multiple kuzzyboils contributed to the project, and were proud of the fruits of their labor. In the video, they are portrayed as secret agents 'jakking up IRL with their kuzzy culture gemeralds. There are many parts I found entertaining: the guy fucking a glory hole into printed-out Kuz's mouth, froot striping beneath the text "Garbage only", and the Kuzzy sandwich.

Importantly one of the pictures printed out for the Operatsiya and included in the video was the slopjak mocking /soybr/ users, sticky-taped to a wooden pole near an intersection. Obviously such a dramatic move was bound to provoke a brazillian counterattack....

All of /soybr/ was deleted<ref>https://archive.ph/5oxnB#selection-6385.0-6415.35</ref> with no reason given just 3 hours after the video was released. At the most climactic moment, Soyjado just decided to fucking off himself and his community. This was naturally met with mockery from BOTH kuzzyboils and jorgechanners, with users describing it as Soyjado committing seppuku out of sheer shame and humiliation that a "bastard gringo" kuzzyboil printed out that slopjak and taped it to a wooden pole IRL.<ref>https://archive.ph/FAilD (URL checks out, kek)</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702070921/https://endchan.org/jorgechan/res/437.html</ref>

The Endchan board reached 10,000 posts on June 30<ref>https://archive.ph/0McTR#selection-35716.0-35820.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184021/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/9231.html</ref>, which was also Kuz's 37th birthday.<ref>https://archive.ph/5XKue</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184307/https://endchan.org/kuzzy/res/9976.html</ref>

anyway, that wraps up my daily coverage of the site's events, I'm gonna take a break now....

==== Brutal post-by-post analysis of the announcements ====
The following section is what autism and unemployment does to a man.<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17    [Preview]  No.2536 [X]  del    >>2545

We now have an official Cytube, <nowiki>'''</nowiki><nowiki>https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils</nowiki><nowiki>'''</nowiki>. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's Вперёд к победе. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison 

(1/6)</blockquote>Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the monentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.

For those wondering, "Вперёд к победе" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.

This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzyboils cytube to scare off rule-breakers.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF</ref> <s>That's aryan shemmycuck</s><blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17    [Preview]  No.2537 [X]  del    

Negotiations are well under way for the '''purchase of squirral party''' (<nowiki>https://thatsnuts.online</nowiki>). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzyboils to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do '''anything and everything''' to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so. 

There are lots of things we kuzzyboils should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you." 

(2/6)</blockquote>I find it goofy that he can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. <s>His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP"</s> he isnt a pedo doe. Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff.

In the second paragraph he says a trvth nvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:18    [Preview]  No.2538 [X]  del    

Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him '''again and again and again''', even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc 

(I mispelled this picrel. fuck, lol) 

(3/6)</blockquote>Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects Nukuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging kuzzyboils to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise Nukuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because Nukuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about '''both''' starting '''and''' killing the Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.

We don't know about the relationship between Nukuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings). Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.

When he mentions "mispelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was Nukuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MUSS YOU".<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:19    [Preview]  No.2539 [X]  del    >>2555>>2561

The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from >>>/tech/. 

(4/6)</blockquote>This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on the Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).

The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together '''(OH NO NO!!!)'''. KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.

When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvke because he once tried to be the Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed.<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20    [Preview]  No.2540 [X]  del    >>2559

There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzyboils that want to create institutions for the community, please do so 

It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE '''FAR''' FROM OVER 

I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart 

(5/6)</blockquote>
<blockquote>W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20    [Preview]  No.2541 [X]  del

drum roll...

W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22    [Preview]  No.2542 [X]  del    >>2544

We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzyboils, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too. 

Let's cut to the point 

The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. '''I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself''', but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzyboils, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned 

As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it 

'''tl;dr KHANclave incoming...''' 

(6/6)

W.T. Neutraleyes    '''Board owner'''  06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22    [Preview]  No.2543 [X]  del    

And yes we have plans for our own dedicated site. 

(7/6)</blockquote>

=== Second NuKuz Era ===
On july 19 Nukuz would break his radio silence on telegram, issuing a apology (https://pastebin.com/k73i8uQZ) and on july 20 he would make a thread on enchan's /kuzzy/ board (https://archive.ph/8tx8j) and then on july 22 he would bring back thekuzzy with a new captcha system that same day quote would try to bot it but failed, with this the smuta era of thekuzzy would end bringing back order and on july 27 he would open https://kolymanews.org/ 
(this section sucks btw someone less esl than me please be kind to make it suck less)