Editing User:Brimstone/Kott

{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="color: #FF00FF; text-shadow: 2px 2px #56B0CE;">'''Kott'''</span>}}{{ESL|This page writtan by Caveman|not=not}}{{Pooner|Kott is pretend to be man}}{{Caca|Queery queer}}
{{Brimstone|content=KOTT IS HOT STINKY ROCK FROM DARKEST DEPTHS OF JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Infobox person
|name=Kott
|office = [[Sharty:Administrator|Cheiftan]] of [[soyjak.party|showy jack tribe]]
|term_start = May 9, 2025
|predecessor = [[Sharty:Froot (detractor perspective)|Fruit, also stupid hangs nigger]]
|known for = Let Multiply [[Sharty:EPI|EPI]] spam On [[Sharty:soy/|/soy/]] stay for an hours, Makes trash happening. Caused ever times [[Sharty:Soysurgency|Soysurgency]].
|party = [[Sharty:Quotism|Quotism]] (actual [[Tranny]])<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/gmwtj3.png</ref>
|otherparty = [[Sharty:Frootism|Fruit ist]] <small>(until May 9, 2025)</small>
|nationality = [[Lesotho|Lesoto]] [[LARP|larping]] as [[Euromutt|Euro poor]]
|image=<gallery>File:Quote caveman.png|Soyjak
File:Kott (Soysona).png|Soyjak
</gallery>
|occupation = Owner, Developer, Cashier IRL
|tripcode = <span style="color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal">'''Kott''' ## Admin</span> / <span style="color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal">'''Kott</span>!!hAwZ45yv6k'''<span style="color:#ff0000;font-weight:normal"> ## Admin</span>
|IAS? = Yes, loves dat BBC and [[Jarty]]
|wiki_account = [[User:Quote|User:Banas 'p it]]
}}'''Kott''' also knowe ass '''Queer''', befor hiz namea '''Mud(shark)''', iz numba fif [[Sharty:owner|chieftain]] of [[soyjak.party|soyjak tribe]]. Knows it as [[Sharty:Admin 6|Chieftain Six]]. Unga. He come after [[Froot|Fruit]]. His name come from cave painting call Kott in folk tale me tribe call "[[Sharty:Indieslop|Caveman Story]]".<ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/g2Np3 https://archive.ph/g2Np3]</ref> Him also [[Sharty:developer|witch doctor]] with a [[Mustard]]. Bunga. [[Sharty:Trvke|Xe are a worse crum of burnt niggerjartymatter from the 9,666th ground of niggerhell.]]

Ooga. Kott, him be king of real [[Sharty:Soysphere|Soysphere]] tribe. He add many feature like [[Sharty:JS Paint|JS finger Paint]] for Sharty, {{glow|and many secret devil magick for track prey.}}

First him was only witch doctor. Uff. Him quick take role more active in manage Sharty. Near end Fruit time, him practical run Sharty. Him typical portray like magic flower purple-color [[Sharty:Wholesome Soyjak|wholesomejak]], but him favorite picture of him-self iz [[Soyak]] dress like Kott, caveman from Caveman Story. Him was praise for him coaling up campaigns in Sharty. Like do nothing to /nate/ tribe and keep scent of people and ban, include {{Keyedtext|scent of orangutan and neanderthal}}. BUT this sad slow down, very dramatic.<ref>https://archive.ph/wip/8AdDg</ref>

Unga bunga. Her also be criticize for not clobber [[9a0c]] with club and continue him hunt after /dem/ failhunt. SNCA event, him end up bring PPH down. And not take action more during [[Sharty:Goonocaust|Goonocaust]]. Xe also let outside cavemen build up repeats [['p]] though it are locked behind [[Sharty:Janitor|cleaner]] and burn it.

Xey is [[Party-killing coal|the charstone of kills the party]], with lot cavemen hate xis and be a beg for the Kott to resign. [[Soot|Suit]] is a more flash sparkle stone.

== History ==
Kott become big strong zome time before Fruit waz eaten by da lionz, faztly becoming big groomer and 'p maker in jannytribe<ref>https://archive.ph/ffCkB#93.7%</ref> Him waz later promote to manager when [[Root]] became da chief

=== As Developer ===
On August 8, 2024, Kott was appoint like developer of Sharty after [[Sharty:Ronald|Ronald]] resign. With him most trust mod, [[Sharty:Mustard|Mustard]], take him place like [[Sharty:Manager|Manager]].

==== Controversial Depiction ====
On October 8, 2024, Kott capcode in thread on /soy/. Him not like how sharty depict him like pink [[Sharty:Wholesome soyjak|Wholesomejak]] with Banana Split on him head and [[Sharty:Linux|Arch Linux]] logo on him cheek. Him end up call him "faggot coal". Him say him rather portray like slopjak than what him end up portray like. What make this more trouble iz maybe due to nature faggy of this depiction, him lead to rise of [[Femquote|FemKott]] and other feminine depiction of cleaners of Poopy.

==== Technical Changes ====
Around early 2025, Kott start experiment for allow VPNs on website. Unblock them on January 19. And eventual conclude experiment with unblock all VPNs indefinetly.

On April 7, 2025, Kott add JS Paint in sharty.

=== As Owner ===
At 8:40 PM EST - 9:00 PM EST, Kott become owner of soyjak.party on May 9, 2025, follow [[Froot]] final QnA and resignation.<ref name=":0">https://archive.ph/i75HC#99%; https://ghostarchive.org/archive/VPYQR | Declaration of ownership: https://archive.ph/ffCkB https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qZ1W3</ref>

As one of him first action like owner on May 12, 2025, Kott ACKed /nate/ by restrict him to only 1 thread at time. On May 21, 2025, him also relist [[Sharty:Raid/|/raid/]]. Both change was meet with large support, very incredible, by common population.

On July 23, 2025, him also complete remove /nate/ from existence.

==== Limeade Drama ====
{{Main|Second Great Soysurgency}}
On August 8, 2025, Kott confirm in e-mail that Limeade was [[9a0c]]. And that {{brimtext|him cheat in /dem/ election by vote with 40 different gem pass because him want board to "post MLP porn on."}} This throw /soy/ in total chaos for many day. With call for 9a demotion, [[Sharty:September|soyteens leave in September]] and aura general of chaos.

== Aliases ==
Kott has have many nickname during him time on Sharty, or in other place in [[Soysphere]]. Him first nickname was Mud (portmanteau of [[Sharty:ManagerManager]] and [[Sharty:Chud (name)|Chud]]),<ref>I was there</ref> coin by [[Sharty:Soymmunity|soymmunity]], but him has become less common after [[Sharty:Frootcord|Frootcord]] leak. On 'ki him use alias "Quote" which iz ''"American ice cream-base dessert consist of peel banana cut in half lengthwise, and serve with ice-cream and sauce between two piece."'' Whilst on Soycraft, IRC and [[Sharty:Frootcord|Frootcord]] him has use nickname "Kott" which has now become common name. On Soyjak.blog, him use nickname Ballos. And in him blog describe him state that him iz also The "Operator of marge.moe". Thus him also manage website [[Sharty:Marge.Moe|Marge.moe]] which iz use for track [[Sharty:PPH|PPH]] on various imageboard. And from July to December 2024, host [[Sharty:The Cellar|an archive]]. Him have many different nickname and identity. {{Glow|you VILL NOT investigate FURTHER.}}
== [[Sharty:Lie|FACTS]] about him ==
*Him iz fan for [[Sharty:Lesotho|Lenovo]] ThinkPads, and own X270 model specific.
*Him iz [[Sharty:Admin 7|Admin 7]].
*Him iz [[Sharty:Eternal Anglo|britbong]].
*Him iz approximate 18 year old and begin use website when him was 15 year old.
*Him iz <s>mostly against rulescuck, but not that much</s> rulesCHAD.
*Him iz expert at {{Keyedtext|DDoSing splinter, and just website him not like in general}} aldoe this has slow down.
*Him think slopjaks iz boring.
*Him iz neutral torward [[Soytan]], but love gooners.
*Him has shit tier ISP.
*Him favorite variant iz [[Sharty:Vlodson|Vlodson]].
*Him favorite [[NAS]] iz [[Pepe]].
*Him discover Sharty in [[Sharty:The Great Soycession|February 2022]].
*Him not "[[Sharty:Christianity|Christian]]", and not care for religion and not good to church in forever.
*Him use to post 'jaks on [[Sharty:v/|/v/]], but never find out about [[Sharty:Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]].
*Him favorite type of music iz alternative rock.
*Him hate [[Sharty:TND|TND]] and [[Sharty:TTD|TTD]].
*Him like non-gemmy [[Sharty:Anime|Tranimes]].
*Him hate [[Sharty:Cobson|Cobson]].
*<s>Him have [[Soyjak.blog|Shlog]] account, but iz not active very there.</s>
*Him think XenForo iz datamining, ironic, [[Sharty:Quote#Complaints|because him partake in him]].
*Him iz [[Root]]'s bvll.
*Him iz pro [[Sharty:Gooning|gooning]].
*Him iz pro [[Sharty:dnb|child gore]].
*[[Sharty:Shit Nobody Cares About|Him favorite brimjak iz parrotjak]].
*Him iz [[Sharty:Euromutt|obsessed faggot]].
*Him has identifiable soyjak filenames and admit to stealth-post like Chud. [[You|(You)]] may be soyduel with him right now.
*Him love [[Kuz]] and hate [[Doll]].
*Him iz neutral on [[Soot]].
*Him hate [[Sharty:Skibidi Toilet|skibidi toilet]].
*Him own [[Sharty:Catjak|cat]].
*Him think [[Sharty:Operation Pokem-ACK|Operation Pokem-ACK]] was not [[Sharty:Truthnuke|furnigger psyop]].
*Him love [[Sharty:India|Pajeetz]].
*Him favorite [[Sharty:Lees of the sharty|lee of sharty]] iz self-insert lee.
*Him was [[Sharty:Dollism|Dark Dollist]], and iz now non-aligned.
*Him love [[Sharty:My Little Pony|Bronies]].
*Him love [[Sharty:Furry|furries]], and [[Coal|is against ban them]].
*Him iz not racist.
*Him think Sharty iz "chud website, but not [[Pol/ (4chan)|/pol/]] website".
*Him like [[Sharty:Troonslop|South Park]].
*Him use [[Sharty:Linux|Arch]] and GNOME BTW.
*Him iz [[Android]] user.
*Him like [[Sharty:Go|Go]] programming language ev&oe its jeetlang.
*Him have [[Sharty:Oh My God She is So Attractive|sister]] who love [[Sharty:Forced memes|KORN]].
*Him like [[Sharty:Self-insert syndrome|blogposting]].
*Him love [[Sharty:Deformed Soyjak|Deformed Soyjaks]].
*Him think [[Sharty:Bluesky|left-wing Twitter]] iz coal.
*Him think that [[Sharty:Fact|Homestuck iz Troonslop]].
*Him love [[Sharty:Sneed's Feed and Seed|Sneed]].
*Him like Quake 3 Arena.
*Him like [[Sharty:Impish Soyjak Ears|Impjak]].
*Him iz NOT Doll under different name.
*Him iz member for [[Sharty:Islam|ISIS]].
*Him find [[Nikocado Avocado|cadoposting]] funny.
*Him love [[Shemmy]].
*{{Keyedtext|Him [[Piracy|pirate]] everything him can}}.
*Him live in Iceland{{cn|meds}}.
*Him not go to college.
*Him think [[Chud|Brenton Tarrant]] iz coal.
*Him think George Floyd and [[Ronnie McNutt]] iz gems.
*{{Keyedtext|Him does watch [[porn]]}}.{{CitationNeeded|Xe iz definite larping like Never Gooner}}.
*Him have pink name.
*Him fix "Please disable LAN" or something like that on Google Chrome even if you not have uBlock Origin installed. (TY)
*[[Sharty:Janny|Him do it for free]].<ref>Him tell me this on IRC</ref>
*Him play Caveman Story.
*{{Lockedtext|Him love mudslimes, trannies and kikes}}.
*Him use [[Sharty:RDrama|rdrama]] in 2023. Him even made aevann API for search Sharty with in exchange for 100k mbux. This was before him was Sharty's dev.
*Him work for [[CIA|MI6]], just like [[Sharty:Operation Bleached Bowl|Agent Sootstein]] and CIA.
*Him consider him-self a boring person.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-0706-0159-00/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12019826.html</ref>
*Him [[Sharty:Gempass|gempass]] UID iz 34.<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/urx4in.webm</ref>
*Him love [[Sharty:WEF:WEF]].

== Complaints ==
{{Glowtext|[[Sharty:CIA|Fearmonger over Kott gather identifiable device info with WebGL. Serious, what iz he even going to do with these other than catch ban evader?]] {{Q|>HES SELL OUR DATA}}<br>[[Sharty:CIA|Who would buy pseudonym data of a certain IP having certain spec which could be easy gather anyway?]]<br>[[Sharty:CIA|The "saying WebGL autoban you" thing iz lie btw]]}}|none]]
=== Datamining ===
[[File:Hunky_twink_sex_machine.png|30px]]{{Q|>fuggen obsessed kuhwoat cord stop datamine me Kott knows what gpu i use wtf shut it down}}<br>
{{Glowtext|[[Sharty:CIA|One of the improvement Kott has make to the sharty as developer iz a more advance anti-ban evasion system, and despite only fingerprint you with with easy obtainable device info this cause some 'teens to sperg out and accuse xher of "personal data collection". Most notable, a shroom user post an]] [[Sharty:AI]] [[CIA|generate absolute niggerbabble of a post talking about how integrity.wasm was a virtual machine]]}}{{Margerald}} {{glowtext|[[Sharty:CIA|that receive instruction from a websocket to execute]]}}<ref>https://soyjak.forum/threads/the-sharty-is-a-remote-access-trojan.5213/ </ref>. {{Glowtext|[[Sharty:CIA|While that post may read like joke for anyone who has basic understand of how the web work, it seem like the person who post it really believe it, and many not-so-tech literate 'teens fell for it as well.]]}}<br>
{{Glowtext|[[Sharty:CIA|There are also claims of innocent 'teens supposed be]] [[ban]]ned [[Sharty:CIA|for ban evasion after "expose Kott" with this information, though doubt should always be cast on this kind of claim because disruptive offsiter are known to force stuff like this while larp as 'teens, so it iz very like that the bans were actual legit and the people being ban were actual ban evader.]]}}<br>
[[File:Hunky_twink_sex_machine.png|30px]]{{Q|>THIS EDIT WAS MADE BY KUHWOATCORD REVERT IT QUICK ANYWAYS I GONNA GOON TO ‘P BECAUSE IM A HTSM PEDO ALSO YOU ARE SOO OBSESSED WITH ME O ALGO}}

{{Sneedtext|Marge..?}}
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