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[[File:IRL Tanzanite.jpg|thumb|240x240px|An IRL Tanzanite.]]
A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a [[Truthnuke]] of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a [[Thrembo|thrembillion]] pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to wear spectacles for the rest of their lives onwards. The phrase itself is almost exclusively used by [[Soyjak Wiki|'Ki]] editors and lurkers. The opposite mineral is [[Tranzanite]], which is the same but for extremely well-crafted lies.

== Etymology ==
The term comes from Template:Tanzanite, a template used to mark only the gemmiest pages forged by craftsmen of the Jacobson clan from Aryanheaven using techniques passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. ''[[Autism]]'' and ''[[Trannies]]'' are some examples of these legendary pages.

The template's name comes from the now obsolete [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]]-era Soyspeak word ''Tanzanite'' referring to the highest level of quality attainable by a post and from Doll-era II Soyspeak ''Truthnuke'', referring to an extremely controversial fact that eliminates all lies previously posted in a thread.

== Abundance in 'rth's Crust ==
If you see anyone using this [[Animal|endangered]] phrase, it's a dead giveaway that they are a wikiGOD.

Due to this phrase's rarity, there are no known pictures of tanzanite truthnukes being detonated, or even one that hasn't been detonated. Can [[You|(you)]] help us?

== See also ==
* [[Tranzanite]]
* [[Truthnuke]]
* [[Mineral rating system]]

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