Asoori

2026-04-11T17:54:35Z

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{{Multiquote|4=Phone fagging with auto "correction" is the worst thing a chud can do.
I am going to sleep, I'll post agian if I can.
See you around chuds|5=- Asoori, last post.|6=There is literally a giant black cube on Saturn you can even see it
I am sorry you can't understand that you are being ruled by an ancient death cult.|7=- Asoori}}{{Infobox person|name=Asoori|tripcode=!tUUSCNjouw|race=Alawite|religion=Hadad worship|gender=Male|years active=2024-2026?|image=[[File:Asoori_shitty_selfinsert.webp|200px]]|caption=Asoori's shitty selfinsert, yes another buff chud self-insert, how original.}}{{IronShort}}

'''Asoori''' is a fat schizo broke sandnigger namefag from /pol/ who lives in Saudi Arabia. Ev&doe his family is from Syria, Asoori is best known for disliking all abrahamic religions, ([[Christianity]], [[Islam]] and [[Jews|Judaism]]). He hates living in Saudia Arabia because criticizing Islam in any way is strictly forbidden and considered blasphemy which receives the punishment of being beheaded by a SaudiGOD. He is also not a citizen and spends his days being a refugee niggerslave for saudibvlls and receives no benefits. Asoori claims to transheart [[Chuds|national socialism]] even though he's an Arab, though it is probably mostly for his hatred against kikes. He is also known for being extremely ESL but he engages in a bunch of serious political discussions threads.<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0916-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2934388.html</ref> Started browsing /pol/ around 2024.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/oGmJk</ref>

== Profile ==

=== Personality ===
His personality can be described as slightly curious or something. Asoori is also known around /pol/ for detesting the planet Saturn. Claiming that [[Nonsense|the hexagon on the planet's pole is a source for a 6000 year old death cult ruling the world.]]<ref name=":0" /> Also [[Schizophrenia|claiming the planet and death cult ruined his life.]] He also gets super leaky if you call him Arab or Kurdish or anything but an Alawite (''ev&oe they are all sandniggers in everyphonos eyes''). Any mention of Saturn will milk at least 10 reppeys from him.

=== Debt ===
[[File:Debtslave.png|thumb|183x183px|His situation as of now.]]
Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay [[Jews|80000 USD]] for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to [[Niggerhell|mecca]] to [[Paganism|worship the big nigger cube]]. It’s surprising that he hasn’t {{Acktext|[[Trannies|roped yet.]]}} <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0942-58/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html</ref>

=== Beliefs ===
One night Asoori was gooning to his favorite ewhore and found out that she posted a video of her getting [[BBC|blacked]], and somehow this motivated him to start worshipping [[Satan|Baal Hedad]] (''idk how the two are fucking connected, they just are ok?''){{CitationNeeded|?}}.

=== Occupation ===
Asoori is an account and business manger, doe he work as a Wagie but he still make things like this sheet

=== Brother finds out ===

On march 6, 2026, Asoori would make a post about leaving islam in order to worship [[Satan|Baal Hadad]], complaining about how his brother was about to snitch to his father about it, teen's began to speculate that Asoori might be beheaded for being pagan in a muslim country. asoori would later go on to bid farewell to various /pol/ posters while [[cuckjeet]] sat and rejoiced<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0911-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2989440.html</ref> He would later return and listen to Gold to destroy his hard drive in case police raids his house. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0311-0102-57/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3021025.html</ref> Fearing that he might become homeless, instead of going to prison or dying.[[File:AsooriLeaves.jpeg|Asoori's as of yet latest post|thumb]]

== Trvkepills ==

You WILL remind them of the the following trvths:
* ancient Jews didn't magically "advance 4000 years" to predict Saturn's north pole hexagon and hide it in the Star of David
* Not everything is connected in personal retarded conspiracy web
* Saturn's north pole has a hexagonal storm pattern not a cube
* Baal Heded is a modern reconstruction with no documented ancient legal code attached to it He simply made up his own contemporary rules considering he found the code in a 2007 forum following whatever there was sent
* Saturn was never earth’s “sun” with a permanent hexagon and bull face planets visible in the sky, he probably heard it from David Talbots pseudoscience slop
* Earth has always had a normal day night cycle agriculture started 12000 years ago with solar and lunar observations
* No scientific record exists of earth shifting its axis killing 99 % of humans and formed a new solar system
* Anunnaki were Sumerian mythological figures
* it is not true every major civilization eventually collapsed because they worshiped saturn and enslaved people
* His hatred of Abrahamic religions came from his resentment toward his father who follows one
* His financial burden that he constantly leaks about were caused not only by his father but also by his gambling addiction <ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/7340#p284793</ref>

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Asooris arm.jpg|Aryan beast o algo
File:Asoori alleged.png|What some people think it's him.
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